/meg/ - Mass Effect General

I knew there was a reason Vetra kept scalping all the Roekarr she killed on missions.

I wouldn't spoon my steak. Would watch movies while eating it, though.

Why would you waste snacks by eating them right before vomiting them all over the fanfiction tumor alien and into its disgusting chest divots.

Would you be unwilling to spoon your steak if it was not, in fact, a steak, but a husbando?

Vomit fetishist pls go.

Because we cooked the husbando into a delicious, nourishing piece of meat. Food is for eating, not spooning.

Liam is shit, if you like him you're shit too.

user, husbandos are not for cooking. I'm not sure how many times I need to explain this before it sticks.

You're shit husbando is the vomit fetishist, demonstrated by his willingness to overlook his victim's innocently mocking laughter so as to ingest her puke.

That's your opinion, user. Aboard my ship, I do whatever I want and you can't stop me.

At the end of the game Peebee says that there are a million people who want to worship you. Was she speaking in hyperbole or are there literally around a million people in Helios?

If so the angara outnumber everyone else by about 10-1.

>the angara outnumber everyone else by about 10-1.
Not for long.

>before it sticks
hopefully with a well-seasoned cast iron pan and a good glug of oil there won't be any sticking

Morality is not subjective and eating sapient people is abhorrent.

There are 20,000 humans, so can we assume about the same numbers for the other Milky Way species? I think she was just exaggerating.

More like billions of Angara since they have at least 3 planets, 4 if you count Kadara.

There will be even more angara once they get rid of the kett and start overpopulating.

It doesn't really seem like they're taking up much space on those planets, though, other than Havarl.

>Forced friendships

Thanks Bioware.

>implying I'm not renegade

The opening crawl outright states 100,000 people came to Andromeda.

Basically nobody lives on those planets. Their civilization is incredibly tiny on part of being seeded 400 years ago rather than developing naturally over tens of thousands of years, which is why the Initiative's minor military power is relevant at all in the kett war. And why stuff like "Ryder sacks kett base on Voeld and kills eighty of them plus four fighters" is considered to be an epic theater-of-war-turning event.

That scientists who scientist scans you on Aya even says she's worried there'll be more Milky Wayers than Angarans in a few generations. Which would not be the case if there were billions of them. Heck, Aya is literally their only city.

There's more than what we see, for instance Aya's governor tells you there are more residential areas in the planet inaccessible to us. There same is true for the other planets, we just land the in zone closest to the vault.

Kadara was literally taken over by a few hundred exiled militia from the Nexus, who butchered the kett garrison that had previously been keeping the angara of Kadara firmly under their thumb. I don't think there are that many people living there. Same for Voeld and Havaarl which don't appear to have any significant settlements whatsoever. Aya is the most populated and it still explicitly only has one city on the whole planet.

This is Bioware: Current Year edition, no dissent allowed :^)

>The opening crawl outright states 100,000 people came to Andromeda.
Does it? It's been a while since I last saw the opening, my bad.

Better than getting Liara showed down your throat.

>Liara showed down your throat
and to think they said mating tubes weren't canon.

This is a lie, Liara may be annoying but she doesn't even come close to Liam.

Whoever said that was sorely mistaken.

At least you can ignore Liam.

Governor Paaran says there are several populated areas on Aya. Voeld also has multiple large cities, some of them abandoned by the angara and captured by the kett.

Besides, the angara were designed to populate quickly.

The waifu that'll never be

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She is in my dreams, where she's safe from Bioware's machinations.

Earn this.

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Why's she talking about herself in third person.

>we will never get more Vetra and Sid content
>our waifus games were killed off because of memes

What's left, /meg/? They were the best part of Andromeda.

You can at least yell at Liam

Why would anyone save some random Krogans instead of Raeka? Bad decision making?

Liara never does anything that would justify being yelled at.

Raeka also had some random salarians with her.

Also, Liara was screwing Feron.

tfw your PC is too shit to handle MEA
oh well, back to replaying literally every BW game ever

>Also, Liara was screwing Feron.

That's only relevant if you're romancing her, as a Talifag what Liara puts in her azure is non of my business.

Good. Was just taking the opportunity.

purest romance

Liara justifies it by simply being herself.

>What's left?
Vetra porn.
Soon

>Bioware shitcans mass effect
>no more for maybe a couple of years
>ywn fertilize tali's eggs

It was fun while it lasted, thanks for the fetishes /meg/

Fixed that for you.

Kek.
Ironically, the background makes it look a bit like the scene in Rannoch.

I would save Raeka over both the salarian and the krogan hostages. I wish I could tell Drack that, those nameless mooks mean nothing to me

I'll never forget the first time I saw the sweat post, definitely made the whole thing worth it

Liara is beautiful, cute, supportive and devoted.

Tali is a parasite.

Because I like Hayjer and it keeps the Krogan from complaining about being disposable muscle.

>swaps the names around thinking no one would notice

nice b8

That's good, but I fixed it further.

Some good taste going on around here

GOAT romance

I assume this has been discussed before but anyone else find the choice between saving the council and focusing on sovereign kinda dumb? Even if you ignore that shepard should not be the one to make that choice, if the geth ships destroy the destiny ascension they will not just magically dissapear. They will turn around and attack the alliance ships right after. So why not deal with them immediately?

It's not bait. Liara is always there for Shepard and is the most important person in my life.

Tali uses him as an emotional crutch and steals from the Normandy like the filthy subhuman euroshit she is.

>cucks shepard with feron
>loyal

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Only newfags would not save a named character over some randoms.

>I'll only live 900 more years, time to move on before it's too late

Reminder that asari would still live in caves if the protheans didn't uplift them.

Reminder the asari hid prothean relics from the galaxy, including an AI meant to warn the galaxy, making them responsible for the majority of deaths when the Reapers invaded.

Poorfag here that just finished Andromeda, is the game, dare I say it, underrated? I was expecting a complete pile of dogshit and it was not nearly as bad as people say.

What is /meg/s board of experts consensus on the game?

>including an AI meant to warn the galaxy
Holy fuck I didn't even realize about that angle. Asari hiding prothean technology for their own advancement was scummy, but understandable, but hiding that is just fucking retarded.

7/10

I'm not exaggerating when I say the asari fucked over the entire galaxy.

Flawed, but much better then I expected it to be.

Your opinion on the game is directly related to how much padding you're willing to tolerate, some people won't mind others will see right through Bioware laziness and get pissed.

>being a tali AND vetrafag

It's pretty good. I'm enjoying it.

VI actually. Still makes the asari a bunch of hypocritical bastards for hording that technology.

Fuck off, Feron.

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Kill yourself, Jaawhale.

What an awful person. I wish them nothing but misfortune in life.

Yeah, remembered that as soon as I posted. I was hoping nobody would notice...

If only I could leave them all behind and just keep Team Dextro.

>implying

It's funny: even fucking Twatblr, the epitome of degeneracy, has better taste than you.

Let that sink in for a moment.

>he doesn't like Wrex

Liara and Jaal are the worst characters of their respective series

>Jaal
He's not THAT bad, just extremely overrated.

The most overrated character in ME is Garrus

>talicucks unironically shitting on best girl
when will they learn?

Feron, you have to get over her, Shepard's back.

>its the talifag with cuck fantasies
pottery

Well, since he and Jaal are basically the same person...

>best
>girl
>unironically
When will you go back to your homeland?

give me one reason she is not.

Fuck. Forgot krogans are levo. Wrex can stay too.

>one
If she wasn't so fucking awful at her job as Shadow Broker, she would be a Mary Sue. She fills all the requirements.