I want to rape Luna until she cries for her dead parents!
Jose Perez
...
Samuel Long
armpits
Jaxon Rodriguez
No.
Liam Cooper
>all SFW impossible
Isaiah Jones
Kill yourself, dubcuck.
Jose Long
kys dubcuck
Robert Young
thread's off to a great start boys
you should all be very proud of yourselves
Austin Taylor
Mating press and leglock with Luna!
Grayson Clark
Get banned ASAP.
Dominic Collins
Please don't be rude to my daughterwife
Joshua Moore
>shadownigger literally kills himself memes made reality
Charles Baker
>not including GOLLY
Jonathan Clark
For one that's wrong, and two he's not a ToG card
Nolan Brown
he's listing TotG cards only
Nathan Wright
Why use wards if all it serves for is a target for reaper fodder.
Xavier Garcia
>Aegis >better in Dub WARE WA FRERA RE ZARU KOKI
Speaking of Aegis why does he have a death voice line? What did Cygames mean by this
Grayson James
Oh I didn't read the ToG part.
Benjamin Evans
>tfw Shadownigger >Want to play Nep in ranked >Too inconsistent against current meta decks and even that one forest deck fucks it up because snowmen.
Feels bad, man.
Zachary Perry
In case they release any cards in the future that have the effect of "reduce a followers health to zero". Since thats the only method of killing it (direct hp reduction).
Charles Ortiz
He dies, just not right now
William Turner
Why play at all if you're just a target for shadow wins?
Mason Hill
Because Shadowniggers will target your followers anyway and Wards at least protect your face if they don't have Reaper?
David Ross
Any news on updates, grand masters, sleeves etc?
Wyatt Reed
ALRIGHT! LISTEN TO ME YOU POLE-PROPORTIONED DENTROPHILES! IF YOU TRY ANYTHING NASTY WTH THE BITCHBOY OVER HERE I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR FUCKING ARROWS AND SHOVE THEM INBETWEEN YER POLISHED FINGERNAILS! I AM GOING TO TAKE THAT BOW STRING OF YOURS AND STRING YOU UP BY YOUR FUCKING FORESKIN UNTIL GRAVITY GIVES YOU A BOTCHED CIRCUMCISION AND PLAY IT LIKE A FUCKING VIOLIN! I'M GOING TO HEADBUTT YOU UNTIL THERE'S NOTHING BUT A BUTT LEFT! I'M GOING TO COLOUR THAT LITTLE PANSY GREEN SKIRT RED USING YOUR FUCKING BONE MARROW! YOU BETTER BELIEVE YOU'RE GOING TO WISH THAT YOU WERE NEVER BORN, 'CAUSE I'LL MAKE IT SEEM LIKE YOU NEVER WERE YE ATROCIOUS FUCKIN' BOIL ON THE FACE OF REALITY!
Joseph Wilson
>play ward >big fat reaper cock >don't play ward >lose enough health that you die turn 6 to cerbhowl you lose either way because it's balanced shadow
Same reason they had to limit alexander to 14. Somewhere sometime someone will find a way to crash the game if you don' have everything covered.
Zachary Turner
what about just a tickle
Liam Rivera
this is the greatest meme of all literally no way they always have a perfect curve into shadow reaper every game the real reason we don't have wardcraft going crazy with aurelia and goblin mount is because it's completely useless vs dragon better off doing so so vs shadow and dragon than good vs shadow and absolutely shit vs dragon
It means once the card is in the "graveyard" you can't see which is which. They don't seem to want graveyard mechanic.
Justin Morgan
>Luna spams NICE TO SEE YOU three times That's how you know they bricked
Parker Gray
You know.. has anybody tried to Arriet a alexander that already attacked 14 times?
Blake Bell
>cute art ruined by futa What a shame
Jeremiah Diaz
i can't imagine her doing anything else but flailing her sword like a retard when i hear that sound file
Christian Davis
>No update on maintenance They aren't going to do anything are they? They're going to let this shit fester and hope new card previews and some free shit on the 1 year anniversary will keep people around for another month.
Thomas Fisher
Impossible. The only way Alexander would survive that is if you already played Athena that turn.
Jaxon Ramirez
Why are shadowniggers so stupid?
Oliver Morales
Unless... Phoenix Roost shenanigans
Bentley Martinez
>Elite 2 AI >perfect drops all time I hate this shit
Nolan Hernandez
GET FUCKED SHADOW SHITTERS!
Sebastian Ward
With roost, it'd be impossible for him to have 14 targets to attack
Colton Turner
mordecai
Angel Hernandez
Shadow is the only class you'd be able to set up that many attacks with.
Grayson Stewart
You're right. Didn't think this through very well. You can't have morde and phoenix roost out while also being sword, user.
Hudson James
So that's why roost is in maintenance.
Double bahamut onto a evolved wandering bard. 5pp each and 13 health.
Jack Davis
what the fuck
Eli Morris
>drop t4 reaper after catabro >dragoncuck concedes
Caleb Peterson
I'm going to start running 3x Acolyte's Light in all Haven decks including Storm, it's just too spicy against Nep Shadow, too fun watching them disconnect after you banish their Khawy
Cooper Kelly
>aegis
Gavin Thompson
>teching against nep shadow what the fuck you should already be running 3x acolyte for ouroboros
Wyatt Davis
ah, wait. no.
there'd need to be some way to get alexanders attack lower.
Jack Bell
>elite 2 shadow >bms like a shadownigger >curves like a shadownigger >makes stupid misplays like a shadownigger nice
Robert Myers
Deck list please? I want to play Forest but don't like Roach
>implying it's a tech specifically against Nep Nowhere did I say this
Benjamin Green
Hey, that's funny, I just made a storm haven d/c.
Lincoln Perry
Yeah, he should've expected that one last card in your hand to be that retarded broken piece of shit. >emoting before dropping grimnir of all things You should be ashamed every time you play that fucker, not gloat about it.
Gabriel Ramirez
use dryad with entangling vines until you get alexander to 0 attack
Aaron Howard
Control Sword does better against Dragon than Shadow, you nigger. It doesn't do well against either, so it doesn't even matter which one you remove, it will be irrelevant anyways. But you obviously don't know that because you don't play the deck and all you can do is desperately try to defend your 60% winrate cancer.
Mason Martin
Not all sfw but mostly. Cleaned up my folder a bit.
Ethan Taylor
>Pluto Nigger what are you doing, I don't play Shadow and even I know that you're retarded
Luke Watson
I'm not gloating for having lethal with grimnir, I'm gloating because he could not have misplayed that harder. He had two turns to trade his khawy into my 6/7 and refused to.
Am I not entitled to ridicule the foolish?
John Peterson
Dryad reduction and then having him attacking into a Ding Dong would work, vines is only for one turn.
Blake Gonzalez
>Being this much of a greedy retard He was just baiting removal, right?
Colton Cooper
Pact enhance, you numbskull dicks-for-brain fuckstain elf.
Nicholas Campbell
>tfw have to play like I'm at 16/12/8 health constantly because of grimnir
Lucas Phillips
>pact is bad We can see you dont play shadow
Blake Barnes
that's obviously pact with the nethergod, cmon
the entangling vines are just so that the dryad doesn't die on the first few hits, since you can only run 3 in your deck and need to procc the attack reduction 6 times
Nathan Allen
How was he greedy? He cleared the board instead of going face or are you implying he should've suicided his Kamura instead?
Daniel Peterson
38414 requesting concede, stay in the lobby if you need one too.
Jackson Sanders
What reason does he have to not kill the khawy? He can heal for 6 and remove a 6/7 from the board, what more do you want from it? That's being greedy, you dumb shit.
William Turner
>playing around a big dicked tyrant is bad
Dylan Reyes
MUH DICK yes that's an animated ouro
Cameron Cruz
Not him, but this was some GameAI list before they stopped posting anything but Mid-Shadow and Ramp Dragon decks. You can easily just replace Roach with Lily or Lyrial, it's not important in this deck.
Either run it in and heal or hit something else and use assassin on it to heal out of lethal reach. You don't have to expect Grimnir to not be safe at 4 health.
James Price
We can tell it is animated because of the golden text.
Brayden Perez
that's gonna be a lot of vials when they nerf ouroboros, nice
Isaiah Bailey
Thanks vampy
Wyatt Sanchez
How else was he going to die at 4hp when his opponent had 2 cards?
Luis Perry
>mfw dragon plays Saha when I have two Yuriuses out >wasn't in lethal range before and now I am
Samuel Ortiz
not as much as getting a normal ouro, they both go for 3500 vials. Also relevant, my previous pull of an animated totg lego
Sebastian Jenkins
two dance of death dance of death + any 2 damage 2 pp removal + gilgamesh grimnir
Landon Hughes
To act as a fucking ward maybe?
Parker Taylor
wow, good thing he had that ward to keep him alive, right?
I bet you were that guy, how does it feel to get destroyed by people who are smarter than you? thanks for the free win, you little cuck bitch
How small is your dick, by the way? You sound like a low test bitchlet, so it can't be over 3", right?
Anthony Rivera
they won't nerf ouro and even if they did you'd be receiving the same vials from an animated than a regular one
Isaac Brown
shut up virgin
Owen Hill
Leaving Khawy alive lets him have an answer to much more likely scenarios. Thinking it's a misplay because we can see Grimnir and see that this line of play is won't work isn't really the way anyone should analyze it.
Tyler Stewart
>opponent at 26 shadows >yeah let's just drop my ward
Also nice projecting fuckface, you would've sung a different song if he had Tyrant.
Logan Cox
>trying this hard to look retarded
Caleb Reyes
>not denying shadowniggers shadows through banishing to force them to play wardless Death's Breath on T6 and then dropping Dark Jeanne to seal the deal and lethal What's your excuse /svg/?