The Trapocalypse is Coming
>M-muh CHP
They won't get you. Unless you're RWDCVIC, in which case you're screwed.
>My shitbox isn't good enough
Half the cars at the meet are inches away from disintegrating. Trust me, your shitbox is fine.
>I'm scared of shitposters/assholes/grogs
Shitposters don't show up IRL, there haven't been any genuine assholes present at the meet, and Grog has, for all intents and purposes, died somewhere.
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>Shitposters don't show up IRL
They do, but they tend to be timid little babbies in person.
I'll do my best to show up for this one I'll bring some minimum wage hotdogs. inb4 people getting assmad
>minimum wage hotdogs
don't steal my jokes
>tfw got my car all shiny and polished but can't go to meet because my aunt invited me to go to Maine
In the airport rn lads
Where are we grilling? just whatever spot is open? or donuts after?
Theres a usual spot we go to, but if thats packed we will finish the touge and hit a local park and chill there. Thats what happened last GMR meet
I'll break your fuckin' legs, kid.
Rollin in with the Hentai Boys. Slavette left me for a Chad, so the spirit of the Lonely Driver will be with me.
>AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BRING A TWO WAY RADIO
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I really suggest you stay home, G Man will really break your legs.
I'm honestly confused on why people are getting so mad at me. I haven't done anything to you, you have no beef with me.
I'll be there. WITNESS ME, BLOODBAGS.
Also, OC convoy meets at Barro's Pizza in Diamond Bar as usual.
Meet at 11:00. Bring a two way radio to coordinate cucking of road ragers.
21000 Golden Springs Dr,
Walnut, CA 91789
Goddamnit, keep forgetting the pic.
>people have told you multiple times why
Just shut the fuck up and stop acting like a goddamn faggot.
I personally have no issues with you, I'm just saying alot of people dislike you currently and you should be weary of it
I'll take cum brownies
no premade food unless its packaged.
I'm not him but what if it's premade food that's professionaly packaged
Dont forget to bring a can of beans
Will beans ever return?
How long does this meets usually take?
>trusting food brought in from random Veeky Forums users
You leave when you want. Can be done by 5pm. Sometimes people stick around chatting for longer.
Depends on the amount of cum listed in the ingredients list.
The last main meet had people stay until nearly midnight shitposting irl, and then they went on another touge run. I doubt any car group is as dedicated as Gran Autism/o/-Nightc/o/re.
I hope you get eaten by a shark faggot
Who has the coolest car and why is it me?
Because it's sitting at the bottom of a lake.
As long as you plan to stay for. Hopefully none of us will be taking you hostage.
nothing is gonna happen to your legs, dont worry
not the other guy but why are you called slav, are you really a slav?
>professionally cummed in
S/o/Cal is dead and Autism Speaks is crashing into the corpse
Sponsored by Papa Johns
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Spreadsheet is still up. Make sure to update it with what you're bringing and when you're getting there. If anyone with a cooler can make sure to arrive as early as possible, its greatly appreciated.
Who is Grog?
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A mega autist that drove like a fuck and revved people's cars without permission. Crashed his Mazda 3 and now drives a G35
He also stole someone's motorcycle and almost crashed it into a ditch.
Just show up and dont be a jackass and you will be fine.
Probably a bigger chance of seeing you crash than me seeing a shark, bitch.
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As a honda civic driver, what is the story behind RWDCIVIC?
its an S2k
unless you're refering to the pulled over story
Which ever, I just became immediately interested when I saw civic + RWD. Just need some good stories.
It's a black S2000 with a custom license plate "RWDCVIC"
He's one of the fastest drivers at the meets but got pulled over at the palomar meet last week and given a fix it ticket for not having a front plate.
Also his car has tried to commit suicide by rolling down a hill after he talked shit on it for a few minutes. He was able to stop it before it actually crashed, though
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>live in Pittsburgh
>all the fun Veeky Forums stuff is all west coast
This is suffering
Back your bags and move over here
start your own meets with local autists
Turnouts will be shit the first couple meets, but keep posting pics. More people will show as they see that people actually come.
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Gran Autismo: Glendora Mountain Road
I want to bring my slow as shit KTM dual sport but I work Saturday.
Call out puss
Just tell your work that you have to go drive the touge with a bunch of autists. They will understand.
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What year my guy?
>tinted headlights
Dont mock him, Im sure he has night vision built in or at lest nv-goggles
It seems everything for the bbq is covered, should i bring plates and sodas?
Extras are always nice. We have enough coolers?
For those of you who are new:
>S/o/Cal discord
discord.gg
>kik
Show up and we'll add you
>two way radios
Any cheap chinkshit walkie from Walmart will do.
>walkie talkie backup app
zello.com/GranAutismo
Bring that and a 24 pack of water. Always good to have extra water.
EVERYONE bring a cooler if you have one, and cooking utensils. I would rather have six sets of utensils and we only use one, than none and we have to use our fingers. Ditto for coolers and cold drinks/unspoiled meat
I'll try to bring a cooler but I'm not promising anything
I'll break your arms and legs, kiddo. Don't talk like that to my bae.
Nobody's falling for this, Autism.
'15?
not mine I just took the pictures one day on ACH while cruising
>not this again
Looks sick af
>>not this again
Same.
Wouldn't miss it.
>that fucking picture
whats the context behind it?
If I could fall...into the sky...do you think time...would pass me by?
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Shut up, fag.
Let him bump the thread, it's not like you're doing it
>he took his trip off again
What is the average age of people that attend this meets? Form the few pics i have seen it seems everyone's in their early 20's. Would like to attend but don't want to seem like that older guy trying to recapture his youth.
I'm 30, how old are you?
Most guys are in their twenties, but there are a few older people who show up. The Mach 5 Mustang guy comes to mind. He's pretty cool, and we don't discriminate on age.
We have oldfags show up, like touching 40s old.
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I am 28. Nice to know other people around my age will be there.
I'm 29 and I usually try to attend the main meets. Won't be there this meet though.
Don't forget the magic words, cunts. The Dear Leader got caught doing donuts in an empty dirt lot and is now in jail with his car impounded.
Pic related, the car in question.
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Looks like someone got Niggery Diggery Did.
Caught doing donuts, yes. Arrested? No. Supposedly he's going to mail me a citation bc he was out of paper.
You should have sucked his dick to get out of the ticket.
Didn't make me sign anything.
Oh you should be fine. He was probably just scaring you. If you were speeding or endangering others I could see him following up but I'd wager he isn't gonna follow through.
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Nigga leave your gay ass truck at home, touge is no place for 4 cylinder land barges
The best part is that he's probably faster than you in that.
fake news
I really hope you're right.