/gtag/ - Grand Theft Auto General

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>polite gentleman asks a question and states his opinion
>gets attacked by 2 transgender savages

do you need a legit copy for these crazy RP servers? I've already bought the game thrice on three different consoles, not too keen on having to do it again if i dont have to.

Well, you don't have to anyway, but no one will have any use of knowing what city you live in and they won't really care.

All offices are shit because they're all in the city

paleto bay office when

DO FUNBUX SERVERS STILL EXIST AFTER TODAY'S PATCH?

SERIOUS ANSWERS NO MEMES PLS

Ok Dragon

I get the occasional urge to move from Maze West to Lombank, but I just have too much fun driving up the steps and diving out of my car to enter my office.

>being this mad over a comment on the crew colour

>take a long break from GTAO
>come back
>see this

>''you don't add anything to the crew to have an opinion''

translation: you're not a part of the circlejerk

Most of my best experiences with GTAG are with literal whos anyway

this desu

I have not seen any since this morning. The other people responding seem like trolls.

Anyone in here play on FiveRP?

well he isn't wrong. The crew color is literally puke water green. Which to be honest looks good on nothing.

The crew emblem will always be a meme, dude. No one in this crew has the slightest amount of creativity whatsoever.

this is a mod right?

please let this be fake that running animation triggers me.

I mean who cares about the crew color 2bh but these responses are really a bit much, especially suskanii. the fuck is this guys problem?

remember you at 14 years old?

that's his problem

Yeah, would be nice to have a unique color for vehicles.

>14 yo
those hormones were making me depressed not tranny.

>remember you at 14 years old?
at 14 I was just a dumb kid, not a straight up asshole

What do you listen to when you cruise /gtag/?
youtube.com/watch?v=nNEr6B0uaC4

DISCO DEVIL

i didn't realize how dumb redditors could be until i saw they thought this was real

youtube.com/watch?v=qvq4LdngkD4

>no one in australia
>no one in niger
weak

youtube.com/watch?v=UJsBOPdQsuo

Non Stop Pop

Who /lgbt/ here?

Redditors will eat any shit up, someone from GTAForums made a thread in /v/ copycatting Rockstar FAGGOT and injected his wishlist into a "leaked future update", and then he proceeded to post the thread and a screenshot of it in GTAForums to gain attention for it.

You know what happened next? An inbred retard took the screenshot and posted it at r/gtaonline, and he got hundreds of upboats and comments. The comments pointing out that thread was fake were downvoted to hell while the comments that were excited about it were at the top, it really is a circlejerk.

I think the vote system is really the biggest problem on reddit, it just makes the whole thing such a horrible echo chamber

>download mod
>stand in crowd and throw molotovs at faggots

youtube.com/watch?v=aqPDbgCKnhA

I was just in a session that was giving out funbux, so it's still a thing.

> tfw don't even need them because I still have 600M from the 90M stealth hack

can you buy a duster and fly downtown and post your results?

Which one of those two autists changed the color? If it doesn't matter so much, why are you so triggered?

>People manage to get into hacker sessions
>I can't even get into a session with other people

youtube.com/watch?v=6A8v7cYX7Yw

other people are cancer. go grind crates.

I'm gonna put on a iron shirt, and chase Satan out of Earth

How pissed/excited would you be if they put guns on the Titan?

dont care unless they make it faster or add more armor

Against a lazer?? lol

I did that, using the tanks for the 120mm and Valkyrie cannon as the 40mm, flew well and was useful against ground, but hard to use

>Greenie and Suska are being cunts for no reason
Real shocker

Anyone up for some Pacific in a moment?

>pastebin.com/GtsCr3VL
Holy shit are most of these crews dead because I've never noticed any of them and they seem cool as shit.

I played in GTA Judges on PS3. dunno what happened to them after I transferred to PC.

>/pol/ crew is dead
no rwds for me

say it with me

kifflom blue

make it happen

eww..

GOD DAMN IT
YOU
WILL
COMPLY

>google kifflom blue
>first result is reddit

Back you go.

it looks just like the light blue color we have

Alright never mind, hello I'm requesting to join the ps4 crew:
SCID: N10plus
PSN:N101plus

accepted, make sure to never say anything negative about the crew or face scrutiny. oh wait that is pccucks only, lmao.

just LOL, PC trannies BTFO

>save up money cause poorfag
>buy Turismo Classic last week cause I love old sporties
>goes on sale this week

rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Well boys, just got into a +50,000 session.

Let's see where we end up.

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STOP POSTING GORE IN THE CHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

GO FUCK YOURSELF

pc?

Who is that Saudi user living in the gulf

Yeah, +18,200,000 just now. Time to upgrade things and purchase upgraded X80s to hold in my garage.... unless there is a better way

whats your name? so I can join on you.
i want some dough

Also interested.

Then open a bakery, you lazy chodes.

That's a weird name.

The guy left after 18m, and I've been trying to find a session for the past 3 days.

My advice: just keep rejoining sessions and make some prayers or whatever.

He's gone.

Your face is a weird name.

fuck off, I want off rockstar's grinding ride.

Of course it's a fucking mod

So like four of these guys join a session, all of them skids and ultra kd tryhards, spamming ewo when one of us went to counterskid them

R E A L
E
A
L

>join GTA Online
>loading
>loading
>load into session
>press Z to double check players and money
>no
>join new session
>loading
>loading
>loading
>load into session
>press Z
>no
>join new session
>loading
>loading
>loading
>There has been an error joining a session. Return to GTAV.
>loading
>join GTA Online again
>loading
>loading
>loading
>load into session
>connection lost every player left
>find new session
>repeat ad infinitum

I fucking hate this game, why am I doing this to myself?

Does anyone want to plan out a fake "leak" to trick gullible people and YouTubers with me?

Ebin post friend

>I'm sorry for using a hated site for this but join this discord so we can plan out a fake leak to trick YouTubers and stuff.

Are CEO cargo missions not worth it or should I just save money and buy a garage so I can sell cars? I did the solo lobby trick to sell off supply but it really wasn't worth it, I feel like I could've made more money if I had done contact missions instead.

Because dealing with that for a few days to earn an eight figure sum of cash is still a lot less headaches than trying to earn it with continuous random pugs of bank heist.

I wish good luck upon you.

*blocks your path*

Stop complaining. Your computer is garbage, your internet is garbage, you are garbage. GTAO is the best game out there.

Step aside.

>t. Sam Houser

As far as profits over time (especially if you're running HH and SS during cooldowns), crates are pretty good. Car warehouses have a faster return but require help. You're grinding no matter what you do, so do whatever you enjoy.

Why do car warehouses require help compared to cargo?

I usually solo the collections, but you should try to have four drivers for a sale to make money quickly. You can sell one at a time, maybe collect and sell to rotate cooldowns. Collections would need help, but you don't have to bother with them.

Sorry, I solo the sourcing not collections.

>was in a session with a hacker who was going to give money
>kicked
fug