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/@/ - The iDOLM@STER General
Crayon Yuko I see you.
Sexy Guilty makes no sense.
boob
BEL1EVE
Sure it does.
Just replace the mushrooms in this theater with breasts and you'll quickly understand what Producer wants to achieve, despite not having yet bore much fruit.
Sanae has my favorite boobs out of sexy guilty.
If doesn't have to make sense, just enjoy the view
I want to milk the cow, the cop and the psychic in that order
Your brain may not understand, but if you were straight your dick would.
>cow
>cop
>con
If that were the case then Sanae and Shizuku would be the last two idols she should be paired with. Pair her with poor Aiko, or better yet get us another couple oppai lolis.
>oppai loli
Literally the worst fetish
knk
pig
Such altruistic naiveté.
Not all idols are capable of controlling such power.
soft all over
God Bless Sexy Guilty.
God would never bless such rude bodies.
>And down in Idolville they say, the kuudere's heart grew three times that day.
Crying idols gets me so hard
Sexy Guilty seems like the group of onee-sans who are just moonlighting as idols after their day jobs.
Like you know they aren't any good, but will give you entertainment and laughter over a couple of drinks.
Because unlike LiPPS, they don't give off a sexy vibe despite the word being in the name and being selected for their big bust.
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>Sanae
>not giving off a sexy vibe
You gay?
>Because unlike LiPPS, they aren't a bunch of tryhards
Fixed that you.
>don't give off a sexy vibe
I think you mean to say they don't give off a seductive vibe. They give off a sexy vibe by virtue of me wanting to go at them like a fruit pulper.
>they don't give off a sexy vibe
I can understand Yuko, and even Shizuku, but you are a homosexual if you don't think Sanae gives off a sexy vibe.
The short fuckable idols in this franchise are pure boner fuel (Source: Sanae, Hibiki, Naho).
>You will never go bowling with Sexy Guilty
Sanae is sexy but she's not really trying to act like it. They know it but they don't flaunt it and if they do, they do it in a cheeky way.
It's like their appeal is like drinking with a female coworker. She can hang with the guys but she won't let you cop a feel and isn't desperate for male attention.
SHIZUKU STRONG!
Bruhs you will never understand how much I wanna fuck Sanae senseless. I'm just saying that they're not flaunting it like most sexy idols advertise themselves as.
>they don't give off a seductive vibe
You hit it right on the head my friend. English is my 3rd language so I'm sorry for the misconception.
How can other units even compete?
Plus they have the advantage of having existed before the anime.
Sanae flaunts it pretty hard.
Nah bro, Sanae's sexy and she knows it, knowingly shows a lot of skin. Yes, in the canon.
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You can both rest easy, I've said that in my posts too.
Another user nailed it that they don't do it seductively.
That's one successful bait.
>I'm just saying that they're not flaunting it like most sexy idols advertise themselves as.
That's wrong but I can see what you mean.
Her relationship with the P is much more friendly than the other P-thirsty girls, like an childhood friend or something.
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Sexy Guilty but Miyu and Yukari are there too for some reason.
Onin
Is Namco ever going to do something with Tokiko?
KISS HER SHIZUKU!
That's metafag for you...
> Dark Crystal is getting a TV series
I was going to be disappointed but then I found out they're getting the Henson Company to do it all as puppets and now I'm slightly interested.
Kyoko you're cute
Tokiko is too good for us
Would you be her darling?
Nah, I'm out of her league.
They're guilty of being sexy.
I regret ignoring her for so long, i'm starting to like her a lot because of the commu translation
Imagine her doing that after you say 中に出すぞ with her knowing she's completely helpless to stop you.
Rude.
i'll be her baby
Needs to lift that shirt just a little bit higher.
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Brest reduction surgery for Kurumi
It will prevent back problem when she is older
Double cute
Kyoko I must
oh I must so
Kyoko you're 15 years old, you're not ready to be a wife
But is she ready for kisses?
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She's ready for a lot of things.
Technology has evolved so you don't need a wife anymore.
So trash like Kyoko throws itself away now!?
Kissin' on Kyoko
on Kyoko's toes and fingertips
and her sweet sweet lips
Can a roomba do everything a wife does? Asking for a friend.
Apparently not, since you're still around
I don't think it can give you blowjobs or cook dinner, but other than that they can do a lot.
If you modify it and add an onahole yes.
It can't divorce you and take all that was once yours far as I'm aware
You can get one of these
>Wants to be a housewife.
That's internalized sexism! She should go to college to get a degree in feminism studies!
That's what prenups are for.
A culinary education degree might suit her well, actually.
Up yours douche.
A degree in sitting in my lap.
Miku I see you
Kyoko's nipples!
But if she gets a degree then she'll mentally abuse her younger brothers, and we can't have that happen
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Or a degree in fine arts so she can learn how to draw a better ketchup bunny.
Pretty sure that's a cat.
What went wrong?
It's an affront to god.
It's just a drawing, man.
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Too much Tokyo
no dick
Red eyed 14 year olds
Are nerd glasses in fashion?
That's G-d to you, you blasphemous cretin.
She has younger brothers?
Lucky little buggers.
Don't make fun of my wife
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I see you Serval-chan
Why? It must be fucking annoying to regularly be around someone who has an obsession over cleaning things.
Kotoha you fat bitch.