Strategy in the cocksucking market

girlDog
girlDog

Hey Veeky Forums, I just got fired and need to make $800 Canadian to make rent by the end of the month.

I've got around $100 starting capital, what will be my expenses? What is the most realistic Dick/dollar ratio? How is the market in Toronto?

Advice? Tips and tricks? Should I invest in 50 $2 grapefruits and use that to fill a niche with the grapefruit technique?

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SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why dont you just

iluvmen
iluvmen

Unironically kneepads.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I guess kneepads would be worth it, Ive got bony knees.
What can I charge?
800/30=26.6, so I could suck one dick per day at $27, but I'd want to suck as little dick as possible.

Where do I advertise? Craigslist?

Nojokur
Nojokur

rob a bank, rob a drug dealer, rob a old lady, sell asshole on backpage....

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

You can suck one dick per day for $100 and have the money for your rent squared away. Continue the dick sucking for the rest of the 20 days for extra spending money.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I just got fired
story time

girlDog
girlDog

How much money do you have to make per dick sucked in order to combat the shame and depression and the rest of negative emotions to come to a man resorting to oral sex for income?

viagrandad
viagrandad

What Is the grapefruit technique? ??

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

you could prolly make all the money in one if you advertise a virgin asshole that's if it is obviously

King_Martha
King_Martha

Good idea
Wish it was something crazy but I was just the weakest link at Burger King
Maybe because I've stolen 1-500$ of food or cause I'm on my phone often I guess
Also good idea

Are knee pads tax deductible if I buy them for sucking dick?
How do I suck dick and not be gay? Avoid the balls? Whisper no homo?

viagrandad
viagrandad

m.youtube.com/watch?v=T--4rfTLiHA
I'm desperate so I could see 100-200 per dick being worth it

StonedTime
StonedTime

I was just the weakest link at Burger King
That must be depressing

FastChef
FastChef

Nigga just get unemployment

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Tell me what two prime numbers when multiplied together have the product: >25195908475657893494027183240048398571429282126204032027777137836043662020707595556264018525880784406918290641249515082189298559149176184502808489120072844992687392807287776735971418347270261896375014971824691165077613379859095700097330459748808428401797429100642458691817195118746121515172654632282216869987549182422433637259085141865462043576798423387184774447920739934236584823824281198163815010674810451660377306056201619676256133844143603833904414952634432190114657544454178424020924616515723350778707749817125772467962926386356373289912154831438167899885040445364023527381951378636564391212010397122822120720357

You can earn $200,000 instantly if you can solve this.

takes2long
takes2long

How is the market in Toronto?
It's the gayest place on the planet, good place to suck the dicks.

massdebater
massdebater

how do people not save enough money to be able to go by for a few months after getting fired?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

This just means there are more people willing to do OP's idea for free.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

most people would need months or years of pay in advance to even square off their debt

farquit
farquit

Op could probably just become a daytrader to turn $100 into $800. That's only 700% in a month right what's the problem

cum2soon
cum2soon

Pick up the book "Blowing your customers away" by John Gobble. He's a legend in the industry.

He cleared nearly 7 figures his first year in the industry.

Techpill
Techpill

How many digits is that???

Booteefool
Booteefool

Trick question you can't

RavySnake
RavySnake

Assuming ">" means superior.

2^57885161 - 1 > 25195908475657893494027183240048398571429282126204032027777137836043662020707595556264018525880784406918290641249515082189298559149176184502808489120072844992687392807287776735971418347270261896375014971824691165077613379859095700097330459748808428401797429100642458691817195118746121515172654632282216869987549182422433637259085141865462043576798423387184774447920739934236584823824281198163815010674810451660377306056201619676256133844143603833904414952634432190114657544454178424020924616515723350778707749817125772467962926386356373289912154831438167899885040445364023527381951378636564391212010397122822120720357

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

he needs to turn 100 bucks into 800 not 800 in 100, stop giving bad advice

viagrandad
viagrandad

I could see 100-200 per dick being worth it
being worth it
maybe you'll even enjoy it.. do what you love

iluvmen
iluvmen

LUL Best thing I've read today. 10/10

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

oh alright
my parents taught me to pretty much never contract any debt ever

SniperWish
SniperWish

in other words u want 8 bags of weed?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Cause you guys are memeing fucks, ill give actual advice. Source: I'm a major homosexual

Get grindr. Take a cute picture of yourself, DO NOT PUT A BLANK/NONSELFIE PROFILE PIC.

In your bio, either put $$$ signs or say that you like "generous" guys. Be sure to mention that youre straight. Guys love that for some reason.

Chat to them for a short while to make sure they arent completely insane, but also get to the point fairly quickly and dont delay so long they get bored/have second thoughts.

Get the money before you suck their dick, or at least half of it.

Dont swallow. Spitting may not be sexy, but its a hell of a lot sexier than trying to swallow and barfing everywhere, which is what a newb non-homo like you will do.

Take a long shower afterward and make sure you bring a little bottle of mouthwash with you so you dont have to sit on the train with the taste of dick in your mouth.

gl friend

w8t4u
w8t4u

This is a meme right?

TechHater
TechHater

well you could start by looking for a fucking job

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

thank you very much
fantastic advice
i wish

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

He can't get a job quick enough

I can lend you the money

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

don't they have unemployment in canada

Spamalot
Spamalot

if serious email me [email protected]

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