I guess kneepads would be worth it, Ive got bony knees. What can I charge? 800/30=26.6, so I could suck one dick per day at $27, but I'd want to suck as little dick as possible.
Where do I advertise? Craigslist?
Connor Powell
rob a bank, rob a drug dealer, rob a old lady, sell asshole on backpage....
Henry Ward
You can suck one dick per day for $100 and have the money for your rent squared away. Continue the dick sucking for the rest of the 20 days for extra spending money.
David Kelly
>I just got fired story time
Jordan Nguyen
How much money do you have to make per dick sucked in order to combat the shame and depression and the rest of negative emotions to come to a man resorting to oral sex for income?
Bentley Wilson
What Is the grapefruit technique? ??
Jack Long
you could prolly make all the money in one if you advertise a virgin asshole that's if it is obviously
Nathaniel Wood
Good idea Wish it was something crazy but I was just the weakest link at Burger King Maybe because I've stolen 1-500$ of food or cause I'm on my phone often I guess Also good idea
Are knee pads tax deductible if I buy them for sucking dick? How do I suck dick and not be gay? Avoid the balls? Whisper no homo?
>I was just the weakest link at Burger King That must be depressing
Evan Wright
Nigga just get unemployment
Jayden Murphy
Tell me what two prime numbers when multiplied together have the product: >25195908475657893494027183240048398571429282126204032027777137836043662020707595556264018525880784406918290641249515082189298559149176184502808489120072844992687392807287776735971418347270261896375014971824691165077613379859095700097330459748808428401797429100642458691817195118746121515172654632282216869987549182422433637259085141865462043576798423387184774447920739934236584823824281198163815010674810451660377306056201619676256133844143603833904414952634432190114657544454178424020924616515723350778707749817125772467962926386356373289912154831438167899885040445364023527381951378636564391212010397122822120720357
You can earn $200,000 instantly if you can solve this.
Landon Gomez
>How is the market in Toronto? It's the gayest place on the planet, good place to suck the dicks.
Jacob Morris
how do people not save enough money to be able to go by for a few months after getting fired?
Charles Robinson
This just means there are more people willing to do OP's idea for free.
Leo Reed
most people would need months or years of pay in advance to even square off their debt
Nicholas Wood
Op could probably just become a daytrader to turn $100 into $800. That's only 700% in a month right what's the problem
Carter Rogers
Pick up the book "Blowing your customers away" by John Gobble. He's a legend in the industry.
He cleared nearly 7 figures his first year in the industry.
he needs to turn 100 bucks into 800 not 800 in 100, stop giving bad advice
Jaxson Martinez
>I could see 100-200 per dick being worth it >being worth it maybe you'll even enjoy it.. do what you love
Nicholas Gutierrez
LUL Best thing I've read today. 10/10
Charles Long
oh alright my parents taught me to pretty much never contract any debt ever
Jaxon Diaz
in other words u want 8 bags of weed?
Jason Murphy
Cause you guys are memeing fucks, ill give actual advice. Source: I'm a major homosexual
Get grindr. Take a cute picture of yourself, DO NOT PUT A BLANK/NONSELFIE PROFILE PIC.
In your bio, either put $$$ signs or say that you like "generous" guys. Be sure to mention that youre straight. Guys love that for some reason.
Chat to them for a short while to make sure they arent completely insane, but also get to the point fairly quickly and dont delay so long they get bored/have second thoughts.
Get the money before you suck their dick, or at least half of it.
Dont swallow. Spitting may not be sexy, but its a hell of a lot sexier than trying to swallow and barfing everywhere, which is what a newb non-homo like you will do.
Take a long shower afterward and make sure you bring a little bottle of mouthwash with you so you dont have to sit on the train with the taste of dick in your mouth.