/utg/ - Undertale General

Chara a underdeveloped "character"

*an

Sans is the least cute character desu

Tbh the entirety of the undertale cast is kinda underdeveloped.

This post is the most wrong post itt desu

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that's why fanfiction for literally everything exists

Nah
He isn't as cute as any of the goats
Papyrus is the much cuter skeleton
the ugly weeb and fish are both cuter

Hes just the least cute main character. Its a fact

wrong

Should have seen him when he was alive

Goats are the ugliest creatures undertale has to offer
Fish is cool, weeb is ugly
Papyrus is cool and cute
Sans is cool and just the cutest in general
This is a fact

lol no

Sans canonically smells like week-old hotdog water

>Goats are the ugliest creatures undertale has to offer
Incorrect. Even the worst goat is a billion times cuter than Sans
Alphys is much much cuter
Sans is ugly and overrated

>canonically
head*

Sans canonically hasn't had a single shower in his entire life, and the only pieces of clothing he ever changes are his socks

alphys

I know this is the ugly goats furry general so I don't expect any taste from you people, but it's still fun to fuck with and see you drown in your shittaste puddle anyway

>canonically
head*

Would you still love your fave if they were a current member of the fcc?

Sans is canonically constantly emitting slime.

If they pushed back against the other current members, hell yeah.

Were you the guy starting shit with dadfags last thread?

Having Sans as your favorite and not liking anyone but Undyne and the skeletons is such normie trash taste. You might as well just wear a sign saying that you're an epic underage meme lord

Would you still like your fave if they were a current member of the Yakuza?

It's the guy who falseflags. He falseflagged Spiderfags a while back, and has a track record of falseflagging, like in this screenshot

Probably more than if they voted against net neutrality

Would you still sincerely like your fave if they were a current member of the Royal Guard?

>Asgore as a disillusioned crime lord who just wants to retire with his family but can't because he has to keep a strong image in order to protect the people who work for him
I might like him even more

There's only like 3 members and all of them are ok

No, Undyne would be worthless and a stain on the game if she was a member of the Royal Guard.
It makes me furious just thinking about it.

Uh oh, somebody didn't play the game

Dogamy, Dogaressa, Undyne, Lesser Dog, Sans, Greater Dog, Doggo, RG01, RG02...

would fuck
would threesome
...maybe
maybe
eww
yes
of course
RG 01 and 02 at the same time

i forgot the dogs somehow

also i don't remember sans being a royal guard

Looks like someone didn't read the more canon fics

Isn't Sans the same rank as Papyrus?

Sans is employed by Undyne to be on watch for humans.

/utg/ quick I have a very important question that I need an answer too

I should I use a crazy midget or a crazy man hating bitch that I may be able to bone in my party?

Dragon Age Inquisition or Nier?

Baldur's Gate

You can't even choose your party members in Nier and besides Kaine doesn't hate dick she just has a dick

Oh! Is it the turnip loving Gnome?

Nah i'm playing Baldur's Gate 1. I wouldn't even ask about him anyways since Jan has a permanent place in all my parties
Its an evil run so I have to choose between the shitty fighter and the shitty cleric

The spider a cute! CUTE!!!

No!

The spider is much cuter than Sans!

I agree

Ah. You should go with the one thta fills the possition in your party the best, or who has the best stats. If you can't decide, you could flip a coin.

But can the Spider spot a needle in a haystack on top of a mountain!?

But can the Spider prove the consistency of ZFC?

Could Muffet disrespect Harley Quinn and get away with it?

Can the spider face off against a powerful witch and survive?

Can the Spider catch Captain Jack Sparrow?

No, but she'll remember the day she almost did.

What if, in the Soulless Pacifist endings, Frisk becomes the narrator when Chara possesses their body and soul? So while Chara is going on their killing spree, a broken, corrupt and empty Frisk is narrating and 'guiding' them.

What if that timeline crossed with True Pacifist, and Frisk and Chara met their counterparts and a fight broke out, and while TP!Frisk and SP!Chara are having the battle in the outside world, the clash somehow allows Narrator!Chara and Narrator!Frisk to 'battle' as well, and it's like a role reversal of what's going on with TP!Frisk and SP!Chara? Like, Narrator!Frisk is the aggressor who's FIGHTing and Narrator!Chara is being passive and trying to use MERCY?

I would like to know... Between the creature in the middle and the creature on the right, which looks better?

Creature on the right of course

I mean... looking at how Umineko witches (or at least Beatrice) are weak to spider webs, and how Erika is compared to a spider... maybe?

You guys are still here, huh.

Yep!

Alright, thanks.

No, I'm just pretending

One day you will love the spider! Her cuteness will get to you!
Not surprising. The spider is much cuter than everyone, not just Sans!
Excellent!
She could, but there's a faster and easier way to find it! She could just tell a bunch of spiders to crawl into the haystack to look for it! They'd find it in a matter of seconds!

Is... is this a parody? It feels like it's mocking how Tumblrinas force their ideologies on these characters to the point it's ridiculous and stretched to the point of absurdity (having to tape the rest on and even then most of it still being rolled up, the change of clothes just to make the message clearer, the blush implying Chara's influence, fucking Flowey of all people approving of this). This is so surreal.

>Not surprising. The spider is much cuter than everyone, not just Sans!

>Her cuteness will get to you!
That would be terrifying but it's hard for me to be afraid of something that was never there in the first place!

Yes its clearly a joke

Get creative, /utg/

someone paste the navy-seals pasta

It's the rare and threatening reverse double outrage.
nhaingen.tumblr.com/post/134329696996/cishurts-undertale-science-here-is-the-truth-of
This is the sequence of events, as far as I can tell:
- Someone draws Frisk wearing a tutu and a shirt that says "down with cis", which still occasionally gets posted in /utg/
- People start repeating "down with cis" in other contexts
- Someone who runs a semi-popular Undertale blog writes a long rant saying that that is hate speech and not okay, and that "someones intellectual property is used as a pawn in a campaign of hate"

Just curious but is your favorite Sans?

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No

not this picture again

well that's new and different

is that rabbit actually sans wearing a furfag suit

There is literally nothing wrong with Toriel hooking up with the innkeeper bunny and Asgore hooking up with Gerson.

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It's from last year or so when tumblr was shitting itself over "down with cis" vs "anti down with cis" stuff

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Did you make these before?

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No, I drew up the Darth Plagueis thing in like ten minutes after posting the template.

well, neat

ENTRY NUMBER SEVENTY ONE
BRIGHT BRIGHTER YET BRIGHTER
THE LIGHT KEEPS GROWING
THE RADIANCE CUTTING DEEPER
PHOTON READINGS POSITIVE
THIS NEXT EXPERIMENT
SEEMS
VERY
VERY
UNINTERESTING
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WHAT DO YOU TWO THINK

Was this what happened to Gaster in Underfell?

Older Chara blowing up buildings as a Titan?

No, but I've written a few interjections before.

HURD, too, is an acronym.

No. Why?

Most Sansfags seem a little clueless so I thought it fit.

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With how insane those people get you can't really be sure whether or not something's parody at first glance anymore.

Poe's law.