Spessmen on a Space Station - /ss13g/

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Last time on /ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station:
>I don't know
>I neither browse the general often or play the game
>I just want morena unbanned so that she'll maybe go out with me

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

Other urls found in this thread:

pastebin.com/ZdAEvXcs
yogstation.net/index.php?do=publicbans&page=3&search=pootismaniac
ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3748
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14893
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/11615
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

First for waifus

pastebin.com/ZdAEvXcs
yogstation.net/index.php?do=publicbans&page=3&search=pootismaniac

ss13.moe/forum/viewtopic.php?f=18&t=3748
pain lied, people died

3rd for fat cocks and cyborg pussy

kay why ess dee sue

DEADMIN PAIN
DEADMIN PAIN
DEADMIN PAIN

Is pain our shittest admin? Will pomf come back to save us?

How do you even rack up this many bans?
Are the yogstation admins just giant pussies?

pain is a cool guy, he tries his best and it's usually ok.

github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/14893

Flavor text is back and completely fixed of all metagaming issues, thank you literal who

>want to vote it down because flavor text is gay and makes no sense from an rp perspective
>everyone else voted it up so I'll be singled out
What do?

Fucking idiot
It wasn't removed for 'muh game'
It was removed because it was for fags
FUUUUCK OOOFFFFFFFFFF
THIS FIXES NOTHING

continue being a pussy who is scared of speaking out

don't worry buddy, i left a :confused: for you

I may be a pussy, but at least I'm only metaphorically instead of literally gay.

Just imagine my pain as a neutral... I don't care about the subject but there's no emoji that represents MY identity at all........

no it literally was removed because it could be used for metagaming

no it was removed because it brought in fags
get fucking real
thjis is going to RUIN vgstation

Are you a fucking ass? It was removed because metacomms, and it's coming back because no more metacomms.

This is the PR that removed it
github.com/vgstation-coders/vgstation13/pull/11615
One of the reasons was that it "really really doesn't belong", I think the metagaming aspect was mostly used just to convince the fags who use it.

>These fucking hippie migrants

I'm loving hippie tears, keep crying shitters! 4 more years of president pain and the roleplayers having full control!

coordinated samefag

welp vgstation is dead. Thanks for nothing Pain and you other shitlords. Fucking rip.

Flavor text is like the most OOC thing you could possibly fit in the game. It's the opposite of higher roleplay you fucking morons.

It makes it easier to metagame to check if a player is really a ling, because staticnamers have it set, and lings don't.

Also, players with stolen IDs can't impersonate the person they stole the ID from because flavortext for BOTH players

The "it doesn't belong" sounds like a total afterthought

>implying pain is the guy that fixed flavor text and made the pr

You're just finding excuses to hate pain.

>Permanent A constant detrimental player to the community. While you were given time to improve yourself you failed to show any signs of improvement from heavy powergaming and often over-lethal escalation. Both Korphareon and I have regretably decided this was the best course of action. You may appeal this on the forums in a suggested 3-6 month period. Active

Really pins your Rin

for last thread

also in regards to the Goliath armor, I did at least 2 stages for the armor and gave it to the coders and stuff, so it's up to whoever wants to code it in.

not a migger, but flavor text always brought up the autism in snowflakes

>teleport a fake bomb around the station
>rin shows up in science and arrests everyone
>everything is understandable at that point, then rin begins to lag out repeatedly
>everyone just stands still not resisting the cuffs waiting for them to return
>rin comes back for good
>Rin: "welp"
>grabs a laser and begins to kill everyone because of the lag
>by pure luck one of the scientists is an actual bomber and explodes science
>rin survives

It's fair, removing their ban and applying a forum ban again. Everyone wins.

>I did at least 2 stages for the armor
Well can we see it?
It might even encourage our coders' lazy asses.

Is avada still OOC banned?

>that assistant
does this mean that baby's day out is confirmed

W H E N

Waifus?

Yes.

Yes.

...

FUCKING
BASED

It looks a lot like nuke ops armor, people will mistake it for nuke ops a lot. It does look really cool though

>people will mistake it for nuke ops
>implying that is a bad thing

This too

>joanna slurp just joins server
>just now shilling in thread as well
:thinking:

I'm not slurp, I just chose a random waifu from my rinmaru collection.

I assure you, pure coincidence. Been working on code all day and it's compiling.

This is actually me

>all those shades

CHECK THE BAN PAGE!

> 4x Kill Spree as a cursed die slime. Don't kill people if you get cursed into being a slime.

Since fucking when?

Slimes are auto-valid.

>jonna slurp the new waifu candy
Really gets the elbows sharpening the minds

>waifufag idiot op with cat ears wants to be the single undercover agent
>gets caught breaking in somewhere and it's said over the radio
>they just stand there, doing nothing until an officer comes and arrests them
>nuke ops is found out

He killed people while a slime. It's not someone who got banned for killing slimes.

Being valid to kill does not necessarily mean everyone else is valid to kill.

>one other op blows up the ship killing himself and a colleague
classic

What if the person didn't know the special rule regarding cursed die?

>tfw made something like lifeweb (medieval snowlands) back in 2010 that was heavily inspired by dworf forts adventure mode release on leaked gooncode but got busy and decided I'd rather not
>sudden urge to start working on it again
>releasing it now or developing more on it right now would be a terrible mistake
what a shame

>not knowing the rules despite being told that you should read them before playing means you get to break them
What did he mean by this?

Not really if you turn yourself into one.
If that was the case, botany could just get advanced mutation toxin from seeds for a free antag round every single round. The die is pretty much the same thing except there are various other results. It would be comparable to facehuggering yourself so that you can be a xeno.

But if they do force other people into slimes those slimes can go mad

I don't have any plans of appealing either of my OOC permabans. My urges to shitpost are sometimes too strong to suppress.

And the transformer gets banned if they are non-antag.

Yes, that is true, but that wasn't what happened in the ban that everyone was talking about.

>a certain job has access to a pretty nifty item on Bagel
>a few autistics on github would freak if they knew this
>but for the moment nobody has noticed
the calm before the storm

Trader ion pistol?

Janitors soap?

OH SHID THE GOYIM KNOW

Syndicate balloon in the theater?

I'm just making it clear

two vox boots in engineering?

show me cursed slime in the rules

Best pairs to ship?

pain/probe

haha

The same place where the rules say slimes are antags, I reckon.

a blast from the past

It's not actually a syndie balloon so it don't make you balid

I've been away for a while, what is the server's current policy for names? If I am a doctor can I use Dr. or anything like that? Can I do a gimmick name?

Just use a regular name

>Dr
Do doctors in real life have the first name Dr., you fucking retard?

But I have a really good gimmick that I thought up and it only works if I can use a prefix to the character's name

>I have a really good gimmick
No, you don't.

play a nonhuman then

If your gimmick is dependent on the name, it's not a very good gimmick.

>be mommi
>first time on bagel station
>set up the AME, build the SMES that you have to wrench down for some reason, get started on the SME
>have all the pipes done within five or so minutes
>just when I go to fill them up, shuttle called for singuloose
FUCKING CARBONS

>tfw b& for the first time in years
>tfw playing again for the first time in years

Even some human players get away with gimmick names. The worst that can happen is that you get singled out for abuse for that round or simply asked to change your name.

Damage Control, Mother states, "Fucking carbons"

>abuse
That's a funny way to say "fucking murdered if mr. pain doesn't like it"

And then other admins seem bafflied they learn that people are straightjacketing unrelated people with shitty names and leaving them in solitary.

*baffled

Why not both?
*attachments sold separately

The rules are if you get involuntarily turned into something, the person that turned you is responsible for your actions

Why was this dude banned?

Because Zeal is a powermad faggot who must be stopped.

Nah, I'm kidding. I might have been consentual.

it's their fault for being turned into a slime
they risked it and they have to deal with it

It isn't involuntary when you know what happens with the die and roll it regardless

>involuntarily
Key word here.

If you throw a cursed die, and that cursed die turns you into a slime, then the person that turned you is yourself.
Meaning you are responsible for your actions.

>teleporter board

remove this dumb fucking meme whoever gave the ops a teleporter in the first place is a brain dead fucking retard that shouldn't be allowed to contribute to the game.