Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Liquid has this tournament.

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i'd rather them not rape the artistic integrity and lore of the game for a quick buck like a bunch of filthy kikes tb.h

It's 6am but i'm gonna watch my boy black destroy that bald terrorist

>Utterly destroy IG in a 2-0
I was worth it famalam

>defending the cube

Are you a valve employee? Or at least they are paying you for this?

literally what lore. no one but faggots cared about that shit and the game's art direction wasnt even that good youre completely fucking gaytarded

>enemy arcana """healslut""" crystal maiden is going off in post-game chat because she couldn't ult once without being Global Silenced by me
>type "lol 35 dollars worth of attitude" and leave

>Never play
>Never see in pubs
>Barely see in competitive
>Gated behind $100 with no way to reduce the price
You guys shitposting about it is more attention than it will get over the next 5 years combined.

10 cents per word

>chinks
>good

Fucking delay again? Fuck.

a cube with hearts on it has nothing to do with Defense of the Ancients

*blocks your path*

>chinks
>mattering literally at all
cum back to me when they 2-0 liquid, eg, vp, and og

secret is a literal freebie, arent they losing to literal whos now?

a king of monkeys had nothing to do with dota until they added it famalam.

player_behavior_score_last_report: 1741
i really hate this game

>secret
>EU
secret represents the isle of gayfaggots

Is jungle Enigga dead? Do I have to play the black man in the offlane now to win any games?

the art direction is great though

Khezu can't play space-creating offlaners and can't lane for shit without his 1 min shrine.

Reminder this girl died for our sins.

a beast like creature with a staff fits in with the general feel of the game.

i don't even mind the cube shape, it's the hearts that defile the entire game.

you might as well put Coca Cola or a Triforce sticker on it while you're at it, there's no difference

EG and OG got 2-0'd by TNC already
Looks like TNC is ready to smash miracle on his face again
VP are the only ones that can stop them bcause they play on the same pace with greater mechanical skill (Ramzes,No[o]ne, and Lil alone can stomp TNC)

pic related

Why is the Io arcana lore breaking? Dotards?

how do i play mid against tinker and what are good picks against him?

Yo where's the stream
thought it was supposed to start 23 mins ago

kek i completely forgot n0lans got fucking obliterated by THE jimmy dota+4 monkey
you made my night holy shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

where is the stream dotards?

>wants to work on Dota again
>no longer with Bruno who left to go join Valve
>Gaben personally defames him
>Personal project in defunct(?) status
>Jess gone, letting himself go, depressed
Being James is truly suffering

James is an ass, i'm glad he's gone

where did he say he wanted to come back?

yayo

>Arcana is always related to the hero's lore
>IO's arcana is "lol portal reference xd"

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>tfw big Portal fan
>tfw absolutely hate this IO arcana
>tfw numales that say repeat memes and say XD out loud and gamergirls that haven't even played the games but pretend to for nerdcred are praising it, and will make Valve think they made a good decision

>healslut

back to owg, degenerate

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We multiverse nao. All Valve games are happening concurrently

wow you're so cool dude

io doesnt have any fucking lore, that's the point of wisp it's fucking boring. the whole meme about making an io arcana is because no one fucking likes the hero.

literally no different from Sniper getting an AK47 with a laser scope

I put that it quotes because that's how she was acting and I hate those disgusting faggots you retarded jew
>reddit spacing

sup ti5 bab

>nerdcred
from portal? easily one of the most casual games ever? no shit there are people that spout memes forever, but don't pretend like it's some exclusive club that enjoys puzzle platformers and that it wasn't normie af to begin with.

who else is a good boy?

is there anything more pathetic than a cm spammer decked out in cosmetics
a cm spammer decked out in cosmetics that isnt a woman maybe

>she

god youre delusional

kys

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

IO arcana

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>referring to a female hero with a feminine pronoun is an issue
you need to stop replying to me, ugly

Good to see Liquid vs Faceless will only end up starting an hour late

we have officially lost all moral highground when it comes to making fun of League and HOTS.

Dota is just another shameless gutter trash game that will rape its artistic integrity for a quick buck

stop bullying CM, she is a good girl!

There's still time. They can fit another delay in.

i thought chinks were supposed to be punctual. 1 hour late

same as yesterday, panel talking about retarded nonsense shit for 2 hours between games.

>moral highground
>there is a moral imperative to play x game and not y
thanks for the laugh user, see you on free rice later.

Wonder how liquid will fuck this up. Everytime someone brings up liquid as favorites is only when their matchups are against tier 2-3 teams. But this time I'm thinking they aren't even gonna make it past the first bracket.

then why is she in diapers and has a ginger in her ass

DELETE THIS!

Anyway, who's the big sis, Lina or CM?

wait but really, why ginger?

AHAHAHA dota """""""""""tournaments"""""""""""" everyone

someone posted it in the last thread
apparnetly burns worse than bengay

its a part of bdsm fetish
it is intensely painful to be inserted in ANY membranes, mouth/ass/penis/vagina, relatively easy to acquire, and does not leave lasting damage

im not the uploade of that first pic wtf

we all know CM has the goods!

S-STOP MAKING FUN OF US THIS IS A ONE TIME THING I SWEAR

OH DARN IT IM NOT FOOLING ANYONE REEEE

delet this

>tfw i got turned on by it
whats wrong with me dotards

>Painful to be inserted into ... penis
Wow user! Great job figuring that one out!

you're gay, the only solution is electrotherapy.

repent by fapping to vanilla cm lewds

pacigags are hot and almost no art of it
i am yes

we are live and I am posting best sister

/dotastarladder_en

Io's lore is that he is in all planes at all times. Maybe he relocated to Portal's universe and got stuck in a companion cube, and got relocated back with it

why does my twitch keep breaking dotards
shit stops to buffer every few seconds
i don't even have shitty internet either

name my band

>valve releases bumfuck retarded wisp arcana to appeal to redditors
>a few good goyim will buy points/level their battle passes for it
>no other way to obtain it so it'll be limited
>no one actually plays wisp so you won't have to see it in-game after the initial hype dies down

Are valve actually geniuses?

>a coca cola or a triforce, modern icons of corporate products, is the same as a heart symbol, a versatile image dating back hundreds of years
thats enough gulag for one night

why do i feel like a god when im playing earth spirit

is it because earth spirit is for the patrician with patrician taste?

>Valve only released the arcana as a teast
>End of TI, they announce Portal 3

>geniuses
>ti7
eg ti7 winners

"Natural Log Function of Gayness"

what happened

delays, hopefully today they won't have to swap out someone's entire fucking computer tho

what country does this shit-eating grin originate from?

nah

croatia :}

hating on /our/ croatian

>if OW fails with these hug buy-ins it'll hurt esports
now why would a Blizzard game fail as an esport...

looks albanian

>20 million
>0 proof of stake
espn.com/esports/story/_/id/19347153/teams-hesitant-buy-overwatch-league-due-high-cost-undesirable-contract-terms

sasuga