/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Glados pls

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You're first on the list

kill yourself

Jaal!

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Did you make your mom's final wish true, /meg/?

S T O P

Even with the yellow eyes and puffy lips, this is so much easier to stomach than the original.

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Jaal is handsome!

Wonder what her reaction to Scott's raptor mercenary wife will be.

sara is neither a raptor nor a mercenary though

This is a part of Jaal!

Friendly reminder to read Sarissa's manuals regularly.

Of course

Absolutely. Though I wonder what Sara's mom would think of her aiming to bang the locals not even a week into Andromeda.

Nope!

That explains why Vetra kept scalping all the Roekarr she killed, doesn't explain her scalping all those asari Pariahs though.

New fanart!

Go to bed Jaime.

Oh the thing is meant to be glasses? I never realized this.

What did you think they were?

It's a visor with various info and a targeting function on it. Presumably she uses it for business and to help in combat. The artist just drew Vetra tipping them like glasses to look flirty.

Something to help with her aim like Garrus and Jaal,

>to look flirty
it makes her look old and busted. I bet if you pulled too hard on one of her decrepit mandibles it would rip right off in a big gout of turian blood

Cute!

yes, it very good art

All right, you got me, I laughed.

Post VETRA again.

That's exactly what I needed, to associate Vetra with my secretary fetish. I guess I'll give the romance a shot.

Everyone ends up posting the same ten or so pics of her because like 80% of all Vetra pics are her with Sara or some really ugly custom FemRyder.

I know the feel

I want new Vetra x Scott pics.

>tfw nobody keeps the femtur pastebin updated
I need my daily dose of cute and lewd Vetra stuff

I want new Vetra x Scott fics.

I wonder how femtur feet would feel like. Rough or soft texture? Hard or slightly squishy?
We will never know.

>ywn see Vetra's reaction when Scott introduces her to his possible degenerate fetishes
>she will never laugh at your wierd human tastes but indulge in them anyway

A device to display the livefeed of her Turaffinity account

We all do.

Everybody who loves butchering and dismembering aliens, don't reply to this post!

My kid is going to grow up in an alien free cluster

>Jaal will never fill you with his seed

>tfw ywn vomit caustic acid onto jaal as he attempts to rape you with his barbed catdick

I wouldn't mind it if Jaal went into heat and raped me.

>tfw filling Jaal's mouth with rat poison telling him it's a specialty from Earth

what's your mass, in kilos or pounds?

Jaal is always rutting, his primal instincts urge him to produce many offspring.

Drack is the only one who can use the term rutting unironically.

>tfw you invite many Angara to a party on the Nexus and airlock them all

This one updated today.

fanfiction.net/s/12422706/6/Somebody-to-Share-it-with

merunyaa.tumblr.com/post/157652125482/funky-light-source-ヽ-ﾉ-it-was-fun-and

I swear, I leave for less than an hour and this is what happens.

Good.

You know males of any species don't go into heat, right? They're reacting to the smell of a female in heat.

>rutting

It's late. You should get some rest

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>1 pm
>late

Thanks, user!

it really shouldn't be this funny

West coast US

Oh, well not all of us are from US.

might want to check out this one, too:
fanfiction.net/s/12490926/0/

Fuck you.

fucking kek

Kill Sara Ryder

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Sharing a fic from a few threads back that I thought some of you anons might enjoy:

fanfiction.net/s/11574992/1/The-Quantum-Error

Sadly it's not femtur but I found it to be pretty enjoyable and well-written.

Late 20s.

If it's not femtur then what

Quarian

Sold. Thanks user

Any good Liara/mShep fics?

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>photo of hooded executioner about to kill escaped and violent turian captive (colourised, 2157)

Was getting caught part of his plan?

Best femtur fanfics?

of course!

Vetra can't be that old, half the point of her is that she had to take care of Sid from a very early age and Sid is just, what, 16? There can't be that much difference.

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best girl

m.fanfiction.net/s/12445583/1/
m.fanfiction.net/s/12472733/1/
m.fanfiction.net/s/12486590/1/

get off mobile you fuck

They left Palavan when Sid was just 1, and Vetra hadn't started boot camp yet (which starts at age 15). Vetra says she was the same age Sid is now, when they left Palavan. So

Angara backstab when?

This should be a "oooh mr scotty" meme pic.

Wrong pic, gotta wait 90 seconds now and that's quite dumb

According to this, she could range from 30 to early 20s. But I doubt she's much older than 30.
What is natural Turian lifespan anyway?

turian lifespan is roughly equivalent to humans

Meri or Dian?