Dotards 2 gulag /d2g/

Our guy edition

>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: dota2.com/news/updates/
New players: purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: blog.dota2.com/
Lore: dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: dotaloadout.com/
Competitive Scene: wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page

>STATISTICS
dotabuff.com/
opendota.com/
datdota.com/

>NEWS & STREAMS
joindota.com/
gosugamers.net/
liquiddota.com/
Streamlink Twitch GUI: github.com/streamlink/streamlink-twitch-gui

Previously on /d2g/

>28 memes late

SOPPING
WET
DOE
HORNS

user pls

>NEETs _STILL_ assblasted by the cake is a lie

ones sides runneth over

>make good post
>Receive no youvotes

>Make terrible post
>Drown in youvotes, especially on boards with no self control like /a/

Left one is leagues cuter, but I'd fuck both.

>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.

umm maybe I could keep d2g lebanon free...

>Janitors CANNOT:
>>Ban users.

Yeah I'm not going to waste my time then, good luck with those volunteers moot

help

obey

>moot
Who?

some outwashed has-been

>the "everyone is lebanon" posters trying to become jannies

They better have the arcana

Singsing is streaming dotards

why is d2g so insanely triggered over a hat?

oh wait, you're mad because you can't afford it.

Who cares about that annoying childish shit.

Why are dotards so gay?

When will Razor be picked?

>not caring about /ourguy/

What if arcanas gave a 5% bonus XP buff?

This way wealthy people that are successful in life would have an edge and not be at a disadvantage against neetlords that spend the whole day playing the game.

>singsing when tournament is on

@177239008
they're NEETsexuals, completely devoid of human contact for so long they turn to it out of sheer desperation

adelaide

>no compendium

>constant sexual jokes from kotlguy and lacoste
s-stop

singsing takes priority over honeypots
adelaide

>liquid in charge of compendiums

Does anyone have the draskyl pic from manilla or ti or whatever it was with the people behind showing books with 'drugs and alcohol' text and le envy memes and everything?

What's up with sheever's cancer

>GH has no reddit arcana
OUR LEBANESE

it's a terrible stage 1 cancer found early please give her all your prayers and sub money

...

>no kyoani hero

Has there been any news on when we can expect the campaign to come out?

all of those characters are dumb sluts
hmm, really makes you think

>boy in the image
into le trash

Stage 1 and she's getting treatment in a first world socialist country. She'll feel like shit for a while during chemo and then she'll be fine. The reaction to it over something like Black's blood cancer is retarded.

Based
Do you have the other one as well? Someone made a sweet crop like this one with the prior thing i said, it was perfect

Wow! This is such a good idea! We need more epic memes in Dota! We need Dota to be utterfly unrecognizable and unplayable like TF2 had become. I sure am glad Valve listens to Reddit on all matters!

how the fuck are bulldog and sinned streaming outside?

When do the GOOD teams play?

>He isn't going to Waga's exclusive dota 2 summer Boot camp

black had lymphoma?

Regarding the new Io meme arcana,
How long until dota 2 goes full Team Fortress tier transmog shitshow?

...

it's been happening for years user

He talked about it during his Kiev player profile.

the first time i saw this i thought it was a late aprils fools

>stop following dota for a while
>check back because of the new patch
>Sheever has cancer and a shitty meme arcana was released
>reddit is shitting on gaben and valve

Remember when Dota 2 still had some integrity and even having a alpine Ursa set was way over the top?
Dota 2 is now even worse than TF2 with cosmetic stuff and it will just get worse and worse for each year.

Any esports happening at the moment?

>Newbee got 2-0'd by this

nth for gay dotards

>pick morphling
>win

nice game dotards

sl-ileague invitational liquid vs. vega

cema the slayer more like semen the slurper amirite????

I miss the old Bulldog.

>reddit is shitting on gaben and valve
Are they? That stupid fucking io arcana has 12 fuckin thousand upboats

Guys I've been having some weird feelings.

Is Bane a cute?

Based user, have a semi rare fluff

>is now even worse than TF2
yeah no
getting down to TF2 levels sure, but worse?
hell naw

>wake up
>all european teams won
>all asian teams lost
>all american teams still uninvited

perfect day, as usual

ahegao edit please

Is licuck the most hateable team?

bulldong streaming from iraq bois

as expected of honeypots

shame when it really matters it gets flipped on its head

>fluff's face
>red filter on cam
>dark green weather

pretty much an horror movie

that's not alliance or og

>being a buttmad burger
kek

Looks like miracle took a tolerance break.

kek

>hating on a tier 5 team
lul

>tfw finally found a team that respects you

>not hating on Lulda the living meme

how do I take t3 & rax against nyx+sniper+invoker
literally can't do shit

they'll pump and dump him juste like with jimmy

With solar crest nerf, full magic visage viable now?

Im 2k so pls dont hurt me.

...

Context?

atos

based /ourCroat/ most handsome no doubt

Cap like to sing songs during breaks

Here's what the chinese panel gets

How drunk is Cap right now?

>hero with one of the strongest physical bursts in the game
>full magical
???
>2k
>doing well with visage
???

You can literally just sit back in fights and spam soul assumption and still win if you're too shit to micro and in a bracket where everyone else would be equally as shit.

And this is what we get

lmao, cap is almost falling asleep on his feet

more of her pls

Guys I think liquid are back!

halal team when?

1. gh
2. miracle
3. attacker
4. yapzor
5. kuroky

help me i love spending money

WHY DOES IT FEEL SO GOOD TO GET GOYD

...

How long unit we get a L4D Tanker's arcana for Undying?

Isn't gh lebanese christian?

adelaide more like ban-evade. You're gonna get range banned soon if you keep your bullshit up, you know?

Don't give them ideas

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>not getting your io arcana before valve removes it like alpine ursa
shiggy diggy

Matu looked like he'd been hitting the hotel's fridge before the games today.