If chickens could drive, what car would they drive?

If chickens could drive, what car would they drive?

a Subaru

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cuckmobile

a subaru forooster.

A subaru opq rst uvw xyz

A Corvette because they always drive away when you beat them in a race

A self driving beige google shitbox

>gear stick looks like its manual but its really not, its an automatic
>paddle shifters

A Fire Chicken. Duh.

A Fiero with a bodykit.

A $3k Civic with a few simple mods

I am not an accomplished man. When I proceed to oblivion I will not be much or long remembered. But let them say I was there in the days of the Veeky Forums chicken poster. My name will be forgotten, and the color and twinkle of my eyes will fade from the memories of my loved ones as they too fade into the great awe. But forever will live the legends and stories I will tell of the chicks poster. Passed from generation and generation the treasured memory of the chicken poster. Heroes outshine the stars, the chicken poster will outshine them all.

Really?
Some kind of coupe.

Nice.

What mods?

A Scania with the little chicken on it

Don't you mean a cluckmobile?

Has chicken poster ever explained his fuckery?

It's just a furry farmer.

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Whatever can get them across the road.

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I can't wait for this chicken to die

what does live chicken head taste like OP?