How long would you last trapped in an eternal hell shaped like a shitty one and a half bedroom apartment?

How long would you last trapped in an eternal hell shaped like a shitty one and a half bedroom apartment?

for eternity

Until the food ran out

Would there be anything outside the apartment?

Already living it

>outside

long enough to taste his wifes juicy melons

Is it a normie thing to like taking long walks or yoggs in the forest?

I would just need the apartment, food and resources and a forest to run in and I would be fine.

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Can i shitpost on Veeky Forums
If yes for all eternity.

you are given a magic 8-ball, some paintings, some flavorless liquor, and a fridge. it is hard to say if trip and trip wife have a computer between them

Need to find a german and a british, then bait them with a french history thread. The amount of false flaging and butthurt will permit me to have free enrgy for some century.

>put a dyson sphere around their eternal shitposting war
>gain eternal power

after a year I already feel like I'm going mad. Probably won't be long now.

How's things in hell?
Is it dark or fire outside?

With electricity, running water, toilet, bed and the Internet probably do alright.

Weights and I'd be pretty happy.

am i allowed to shitpost on an anonymous Yakutian dadaist image board?

Rose coloured my friend.

>Need to find a german and a french, then bait them with an english history thread. The amount of UNITY and COMMON UNDERSTANDING will permit me to have free enrgy for some century long war.
ftfy

>eternal
Jee wiz, idk? Forever?

define shitty?

does it have decent internet?
will I get food and meds?

probably a few years and then I'd hang myself

As it stands it would be an improvement for me.

>one and a half bedroom

melon

I had to double check that I'm not on /v/ right now

I frequently fantasize about being trapped in my apartment with Kat Dennings, internet and tv, and a daily delivery of my favorite food, and all I see when I look outside the windows is an empty black void.

Yeah but is there a delivery guy. When you open the door to accept the food, if the delivery guy exists where is he standing? Does he come from and go back into the void, or is there an infinite hallway? At any point, does the delivery guy enter the apartment?

24 years and counting.

With food delivery, internet access, TV, and enough money for video games, books, music, porn, movies, etc. I could probably live my whole life. Though does it really count as alone if you can talk to people online?

Also can we order prostitutes?

no one gives a flying faggot

23 years so far