Alicesoft/Rance General

Atlach Nacha translation when?

Never....never! Which is a shame, because it has kickass music, and really good writing. More people should play it.

You didn't?

It was the handful of anons who can talking about it, mostly.

Kayblis will watch Rance creampie Kamilla while Rance gets his balls licked by Kaybwan and Kaybnyan

>Never....never! Which is a shame, because it has kickass music, and really good writing. More people should play it.
You could say this about most of the untranslated Alicesoft games.

Unfortunately not. The name of Shizuka's image above still shows random characters I can't read.

Yeah, same with all other Rance that has a number in the title, sometimes they use the roman numbers, sometimes Arabic.

You'll need Windows 10 for it.

Yeah, but Atlach-Nacha's music is so good, it's main theme has been remixed countless times.

youtube.com/watch?v=k-sUrV0VDps

Is it ever explained why Rocky is a weird-looking midget?

Shit tier genetics

He's actually Rance's father.

He was initially supposed to hatch into a cute girl, but apparently that was too weird.

My pet theory is that he was originally meant to be one of the citizens of the underground kingdom that Rance explored in the scrapped 5A-C games.

Makes sense

Did the underground citizens hatch into cute girls?

Close.

>Did the underground citizens hatch into cute girls?
They totally should do that

That would make sense. Otherwise there would be an entire civilization on the Continent that Rance wouldn't be able to fuck.

Rance will learn how to impregnate demons just to beat Kay-chan.

>His wish to planner will be being able to impregnate demons

Satella makes that wish to planner.

Considering Rance prefers to have the contraception spell on, is more likely.

terrible idea

Kay-chan makes the wish but Rance beats him to it.

The cruel joke would be to make it an abysmally low chance of it actually happening

Or to make Rance sterile after one more nutting.

The cruel joke is Kay-chan wishing for it and then Rance reaping the benefits.

>Rance is impregnating Kamilla, Satella, and Hornet in a 4some as Kayblis makes his wish to Planner

What info do we have about the story that should have been in 5A-C?

All Planner has to do if Rance makes a wish to him is to make the twist be that Rance becomes impotent. He would instantly defeat him.

>Giving Rance a reason to go after you

Yes

Bezeleye was to be the heroine.

Why would anyone want a physical embodiment of sloppy seconds with a pen of pigs to be a heroine?

...

Rance would kill himself after becoming impotent. He has nothing to live for without sex.

Rance has A rank luck. That wouldn't stop him.

He doesn't even have the luck skill.

Pigs and elephants probably look a bit different on the Continent.

I think he cares at least a little bit about his daughter.

It's not like she would be alone in the world if he died.

Well we know that one elephant looks normal at least.

pretty sure there are multiple types of pigs on the continent. There's pic related...

...And these too. If you had to ask me I think Bezeleye fucked Botan since they're more ornery and have tusks. And Ham Bambara don't have fruit growing on their head either.

Discussions about Hatsune's morality, Retia as a character, Rance X updates, and Kamilla fucking.

There was a lot of Atlach Nacha discussion though. Did a translation hit or was that all Hannies with Moon Lv2?

Are we going to get a 5D remake?

That's a fruit.

It's a monster that has fruit as a part of its body. Same as the watermelon monster.

No.

It's considered a fruit. Imagine a plant that had legs. In any case the continent "insects" are like that;

Unless carriages are a vegetable, there are some clear exceptions.

It's Friday Night, /haniho/. I'm gonna get the pencils out and get real weird.

go for it

>Pencils out
>Get real weird
You're going to draw a Rance themed Rorschach, aren't you?

I have hopes for her in X

Putting pencils up your butt probably doesn't feel good.

Does it have more than one noticeable song?

What feature does Windows 10 have that Alicesoft could possibly exploit that isn't available in earlier versions of Windows?

youtube.com/watch?v=KNpd0V1fIyw

I do like most of it.

Not even Alicesoft games will make me install that spyware.

He was joking.

What system requirements will it have? I think Rance Quest no longer worked in Windows XP.

Not sure if they posted anything but assume that if your PC can't run 03 it won't be able to run X

What were the system requirements for Rance 03?

I think this would have made a great Atlach Nacha opening, this will be /haniho/'s prize for talking about Atlach-Nacha so much.

youtube.com/watch?v=KyYEALF6LEg

Don't remember beyond XP not being able to run it but my shitty 2012 laptop ran it no issues.

Moonspeaking hannies, the most respected hannies of all.

Among the Haniwa, I'd assume the ones who can speak moon are the mini hanny that Rizna had in Rance 5D and the red ones with a scar and knife.

Hell yeah,
youtube.com/watch?v=W4rHuHZMb2I

youtube.com/watch?v=zGlDTOwZO28

youtube.com/watch?v=_jpex2S3ip0

>respecting Hannies

Riche please go

Others don't have to respect Hannies. But Hannies should respect eachother!

The PV is awesome, and that rendition of Going On is fucking amazing.

Surely Bezeleye eye did not mate with one of them.

Set to be important.

All threads should be centered around the moonspeaking hannies talking about untranslated games interspersed with the usual chatter.

Why not? She was forced. They're pretty cute, so it could've been worse.

Maybe she likes them because they're cute.

...

I guess everyone on the calendar is going to be important.

Even Athena?

probably not Athena

Kaybwan will be pretty god

Kaynyan will be over done "cute retarded"

Did Rance ever went to meet Isoroku and their son in Quest or IX?

I want to see them being raped by 8 razor sharp dicks

Draw pig fucker sitting alone at a party.

No.

>Maris is on the calendar image
>Peruele isn't

I'm probably reading too much into things but X would be the perfect time to borrow from KR