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VP confirmed for the bantz

>kid talking shit on a grand finals Game 5 draft

You fuckers are weak under pressure if you dont do this

- 4 time Major winner

2nd for Pugna

Is Bristleback a good hero this patch?

holy shiit you weebs need to stop
pugna is a skeleton and a MALE!

god damn it mouz why did you only draft one core

what if bounty rune gives you lumber?

>"please stop tilting"
>"i'm not fucking tilting!"

russkies are fucking hilarious

>tfw no stone or food runes

THE CAKE IS LE LIE XD

That reminds me; it's that time again.

What should I commission soon?
Planning on getting a coloured and a black white piece.

>tfw all assasins are agility

PA fucking loli pugna with her dagger in the ass and CM freezing loli pugnas nipples

Best girl, Auroth of course.

this but with Pugna

exhentai.org/s/a0603cb683/921102-1

I don't understand why but yes. probably less if they have natural silver edge carrier

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>TFW the next spirit brother will be a strength assassin

why are empire so scary looking

>As the fourth spirit he has a fourth attribute

>tfw no star based hero

xboct left anji
wtf

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kinda miss fat puck

>Valve Servers

Where are the female strength heroes

>IO, Legion, Phoenix
?

What would they do?

I can imagine a Stone rune giving you damage reduction but what about Food?

VP are so mad in this documentary

This is what everyone says the first time they are exposed to translated russian.

The language is like that.

extra creep spawns in the next wave at reduced gold/xp

if I catch you posting lewds of my waifu i'll end you m8

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I really really REALLY want to see a similar documentary of TI finals, where EG loses to some shit team.

poor artstyle

he told them like every game to pick their heroes and not to overthink.

I downloaded your game

i bet its krob u fag

>tfw autists keep insisting she's a he

>implying EG will reach a final again

monkey kang says juggertits has been inside her

This is an RTZ patch, nigger.

oh I'm not implying that, I would like to see it though. A man can dream huh?

I really enjoyed this True Sight to be honest
OG were pleasant to listen to idk if it's the editing or not but it was surprising

it's a Sumail patch, shartour

rtc?

kiev major???

Haha can you imagine defending a team that haven't even played on this patch because they're your favorite ecelebs I'm glad /d2g/ aren't blind fanboys like that haha

*blocks your path"

what types of steam avatars make you automatically assume that someone must be a competent player?

why isn't anyone talking about Sven ult change when he got shit load of strength


can i use him to get free mmr ?

*walks away*

>tfw no BLACKED female dota 2 hero

anything that can make me smile or give one flat ha out loud

>highest mmr shitstain on the other team picks zeus into my ember mid
>dumpster him

feels good

might as well just say a nice jewish dota 2 female hero

sven is pretty fucking ridicolous this patch
going hg is so easy when you have 30 armor and 10k hp 30 min into the game with cheese in your pocket and a 8-9 sec bkb ready to pop

anime

>tfw your waifu is pure

*builds medallion and proceeds to lose game*

who -is- gods chosen hero?
hard mode: no alch

she's actually begging for dick, nobody can understand it though

at this point you redditors have been claiming rtc will win something for like 4 years.
forget winning - he has never even made it to the finals of a large tournament. 4 years, no finals and still you cultists keep saying it will happen any second now. literally jehovah's witness tier

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Warlock
>:^)

the default one

>draft more than 1 hero that can kill shit
>win

the greeks really need a coach

>get matched with 4 stack
>pretty much easy win, i haven't contributed that much outside of some shitty roaming
>they probably have shitload of fun while being in stack while im solo shitter that has no one to play with
>they say that i played good despite the fact that we havent communicated once entire game
>cant tell if they're just laughing at me or are serious

is mouz our guys?

post example :^)

Guys what do you think about underlord's aghs. I tried once and gave a good result.

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it's getting kind of old desu
but yea i guess

best iteration of a team dmg boost via aghs
both mags/svens are garbo

>Queue for international ranked
>Cancel the queue
>Queue again, game is found quickly
>heart rate is increasing
>Click accept and load in
>Heart rate and anxiety is increasing
>Palms becoming more sweaty
>Everytime I breath I feel butterflies in my stomache
why does this happen to me.

>tfw no french team

becous you a cute :----3

sounds like ranked anxiety, user
play normals instead

its p fucking memey

tempostorm.com/articles/ladder-anxiety-and-how-to-overcome-the-fear-of-ranked-play

>this man is going to be at every event while sheever is out of action

A golden age of dota panels awaits

i will never know if that nahaz/sheever situation was real

>falling for forced memes

the professor is back baby

>Nahaz """groped""" sheever while holding a radiactive isotope which cuased her to develop cancer

feels good

they calmly worked in the same studio this week

have you considered loli Clinkz

when he sperged out on her during mafia, that was real
the rape case /d2g/-cucks repeat, was just twisted fantasy

anything like this or goku or vegeta from dragonball if you wanna count the normies

post more nahaz

>enemy has a weak offlane against our strong offlane
>my team has a weak safelane against a strong enemy offlane
>enemy carry rages and starts feeding because he was getting shit on
>our mid rages and starts afk farming dagon because our carry is underfarmed

icefrog here, ama

why are you posting etrians

how often do you pray to allah?

hey guys i made it to 4k!
my first game everybody was fucking retarded but the enemy team was just more retarded

i don't, i am agnostic

what level compendium will I need for the female invoker?

Why the fuck does Aghanim's Scepter make Sniper and Winter Wyvern worse? What was the plan there? Do they really think people will spend 4200 gold on something that will cripple them? Even Agh's abilities that serve as nothing but crutches (like Kunkka's before this new change) don't exponentially increase the mana cost or make it 100x harder to land while demolishing the damage output.

do you like me

Meant for

The trench never ends as they used to say