/owg/ - Overwatch General

Here comes T.Racer!

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

dork

>switch off Widowmaker
Make me kek

>if Ana was voiced by Salma Hayek

Hnnnnnnnnnnng

CELEBRATION SOON
playoverwatch.com/en-gb/blog/20784581

Who should I main for the remainder of the season? Not getting out of gold this time.

Torb?

GABE DOESN'T WANT JACK ANYMORE

JACK IS A BALDY

B A L D

EVERYONE LAUGH AT BALD CYBORG MAN

He vuelto.

Hey, fuck you. I like Ana's VA.

>liking man jaw women

How would you tame this ass, /owg/?

>we all need someone we can trust, Jack

Roadhog

I mean, oneshotting people is pretty fun

I like her japanese one more

>gold damage and elims as cuckrat
>didn't even make eye contact with any of my fucking kills

why didn't anyone tell me he was this fun

NO ONE LOVES A BALDY

Wow I haven't played for months, but this % garbage needs to be removed from CP maps
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GARBAGE?

I wish I could aim.

Someone's been talking shit about my Fareeha

Do what I do, play Winston, Reinhardt, Mercy and Symmetra. Still waiting on an Offense and Defense hero that don't need much aim to work and aren't trash though.

Nah cant stand playing him, against him or the people who main him.

>play healer
>my team never help me
>I get 1v3ed regularly
>they're still too retarded to get picks and push the objective
>enemy team healer
>almost constantly defended by everyone on the team
playing ana is suffering

The difference between Pharahs vagina and that nasty pile of fish is that one of them smells disgusting and is full of diseases and the other is a rotting pile of fish.

So is matchmaking just broken unless you're in a premade?

Your mom didn't seem to mind

No rudeness with Fareeha pls.

That would be me, hello.

How long does it take to do all of the nexus challenge?

No need to slander other waifus

Her VA has a big nose.

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For jew.

The only acceptable ship.

JUST-AGH

20 min games (except first 5 against AI), 15 games total

I think she's beautiful

It took me about 2 hours to get the second week done but I stopped there. I can imagine it will take you about 6-7 hours to complete all 4 challenges.

The new Phara skin looks bad from the neck down.

No waifu wars here that's pointless. Also why is Bleu so perfect, lads?

>sexualizimg Orissa
Disgusting

I have not had a single fair 1v1 match. Every single one, I either get destroyed or destroy them.

Why is it SO FUCKING HARD for blizz to fucking do matchmaking right??

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ORISA NEEDS THAT HOT HUMAN COCK!

Post ITT if you actually like new skins

Soldier 76 Adam Jetson is pretty fucking cool, considering his other skins are pretty boring or silly
Bastion on wheels is his best skin
Zarya is ok, Olympic skin is still the best
Pharah is eh, but her Gundam skin is one of the best skins in the game tbqh

As haram as the amount of skin Pharah shows in her new skin.

>Blizzard still hasnt fixed Ana saying her Ultimate is Ready

Shes been saying "My Ultimate is Cheady" since she was released.

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Because the game isn't designed for 1v1 or 3v3. I hate that they're adding more maps for those modes. I know they're just reusing assets from current maps but still, it's the wrong direction.

>new items for Bleu soon

Can't wait even if it's just something like an emote or victory pose

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>Stylosa

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PLEASE REMEMBER TO WATCH ALL MY CLICKBAIT VIDEOS

Note that you have to add the longass loading times and general shenanigans making it slower than the simple gametime addition (5 hours).
6 hours like said seems reasonable.

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>8
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I hope Lucio gets a good skin. I'm tired of the basic bitch frog ones

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3v3 is ALMOST good. In general it's just who gets a lucky damage burst or gets a lucky placement, but you can still get some good actions.
1v1 is just blizz bending over to please cod kiddies tiny weiners and is completely random bullshit.

Guess which one is Pharahs voice actress! I'll give you a hint! She has a very big nose!

Is every character still garbage?

sombra, mercy, pharah
its not hard

Stylosa's pretty cute desu

Yes, her VA is Jewish and has a big nose

Lucio's legendary skins are trash, except the summer games ones. Frog and hockey are underwhelming. I just went with Auditiva.

DONT YOU LIKE CLICKBAIT?

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>lesbians are quick to recognize lewdness!.jpg

Reminder

I have enough clickbait to deal with in autism politics. No thanks, buddy.

Neggars

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>8 pages and an hour and a half later
>still not deleted

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20755036135?page=1

reminder yanks are subhuman scum

Jeff is an asshole. That is not awesome

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Shouldn't matchmaking be easy though? Match the people with the closest ELO; it's even easier than 6v6 and 3v3 matching!

I like it personally

he literally has a "my videos aren't just clickbait" clickbait video

How? How did I know that this was a pixiv image that some doofus saved in low res?

Cause it hovered around if not exactly 600pixels in at least one dimension! Well 3-5 minutes of going through Sombra pages on pixiv and I have it!

Here you go friend!

What does /owg/ think of Force Gaming?

Is he a cuck duck suck buck fuck puck huck guck tuck yuck zuck wuck ruck quck juck kuck?

>You posted it here
>You posted it on /v/
>You posted it on the Overwatch forum

Literally fucking autism

Guess which one has a TV sex scene in which she's on her back missionary with her legs extended straight into the air against her chest with very lewd feet on display, being pounded?

if it changes her voicelines it will be amazing

Please be Pharahs...

I triggered the maximum amount of people.

It's sombra

sauce

That's what I get for just saving things off of Veeky Forums.

Appreciated senpai!

saws