/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

>faggot playing a medical dyke gets his head shaved in-game
>feels vindicated after hunting the other guy down and sawing his leg off instead of actually being a functional medbay worker
it fucking writes itself

>having a good time as traitor botanist handing out laced joints and lacing the chef's food
>other traitor going for le epic round ending faggotry
>doorshock and plasma ends me
>explode in the chef's kitchen
I wish people would invest more and round end less.

Can someone explain what this post is trying to say?

If the clown slips me I'm going to make him a stump and insert a pacid grenade with the voice analyzer set to "help".

the borgs second law was anne hiro is the most dangerous person and must be destroyed

>mess with people
>surprised they fight back
god this fucking playerbase

>murderbone the whole station
>fail objective as cult
bans when?

Job Ban Li

>Vox Trader
>Only one
>Sit around and steal lockers to sell
>Save people at the end

Bird Trader best Trader

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>shave head
>violating my precious OC means I can kill you

holy fuck if you hate it here so much go back to bay you faggot

how the fuck do you not understand what I said

>idiot messes with doctor
>doctor gets very angry and tortures idiot
>doctor didn't do their job
>funny because female characters typically act like this

what's so hard to grasp here?

>mfw getting comfy on gulag planting, mining and cooking while listening on the radio that the station is going to shit
is there a better feeling?

anyone who plays a female character with the same name for more than three rounds in a row should be appearance banned for the next three rounds

What did Wizardcrying mean by this?

>spend whole round learning more about atmos, afraid to break anything
>cult shitter flies in and plasmafloods before fucking me up
>failed to protect Motherland Atmosia

this is why I use random names

like it's not even a mild inconvenience from your perspective
you overreacted (and it's pretty funny)

I haven't seen anyone as mad about getting dunked as you are right now in quite some time.

He wanted to play bomberman

>play sec officer on bagel station
>multiple people asked to get gulag'd
prisoner job when?

No, actually multiple people think that faggot is a sperg who crossed the line.

Shouldn't have violated the NAP

>stick the greytide in a chain gang on the asteroid breaking rocks in extended

sounds pretty fucking cozy

>tfw keep mistaking the emergency shuttle exit with arrivals on bagel

Shitters get stretchers.

Mental ward in the hospital with insanity pleas at court cases when.

I'd be down.

gives people to much opportunity to murderbone when they're not antag and then use "I;m InSAne" as an excuse

then they get banned you fork

Murder would still be against the rules obviously, but antags could get an alternative to brig.

that wasn't me
next time gitgud or git out

Shame it had to end like it did.

>get bucklecuffed onto the chaise lounge in a straight jacket
>type at the psychiatrist for five minutes
>he goes braindead

wow sounds like a blast

I loved these, there was a news feed a few rounds ago that was dynamite too

>"dah wuhn't me :- B goh um"
>assumes I was involved

They wouldn't choose the job if they went braindead

full retard

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>all this crying about poking some autist waifu and then suffering the consequences
did you ahelp?

>it's a waifu so we can bully her
fuck off

Overtaking only happens like once per rtray every 20 minutes it's nothing.

Use an intercomm on the wall or a station bounced radio tuned to 145.9

>ahelping

>get forcefully shaven irl
>torture the person that did it
not overreacting at all

Not only that, but you can just give them a peg leg.

>Guy is a griefing shitcunt instead of actually being a functional clown performing in the theater
Local clown found to be not so tough after it's revealed he can dish it out but not take it.

I'm dirty dan

wasn't the clown

no I'm dirty dan

R&D IS TATOR

>buttblasted box babies

NO I'M DIRTY DAN

I would honestly fuck someone up irl if he shaved my hair

Shove down some extra rad collectors and cooled tanks then railgun them if they're outside, flamethrower inside

Antags don't roleplay at all and court cases are impractical at our server speed. The only way you can get it to work is to use a speaker relay or get everyone to circlejerk around an sbr. Sec needs to be gearing or patrolling/watching cams. Not jacking off on the court chairs for 20 minutes while antags are antagging and shitters are shitting.

Act like an animal get treated like it

remove meta

relax

You wouldn't cut a limb off

I'd weep in a corner

No joke, I'd fucking kill you. If you think you can get away with destroying 13 years of my life you're in for a wakeup call.

Because you'll be fucking decapitated in case you're some rothechildean chimera skinwalker that escaped

If sticking it back on took 30 seconds, you bet your ass I would.

I wish the serb was a little bit slower. I don't think it was this fast-paced a year ago.

???

Yeah but if you could grow your hair back out to where it was in a few seconds again would you

lmao animals give me a break

New storys are great, helps people figure out whats going on, on station, helps sec, helps admins if you photograph some shitter doing shit and then he lies about it.

>Antags don't roleplay at all
Speak for yourself faggot.

It's twice as fast as it used to be. We used to average 2.5-3.5 hour rounds with 2 hrs in med/highpop. Now it's lucky to hit an hour

>he doesnt act campy when he rolls wizard/vampire

Bagel still no minimap?

This. I always like to post pictures of stuff when I am AI without telling anyone. It lets me subtly alert the crew to antags and whatnot, but only if they read news stories, which are too high rp for the hippie shitters that are just there to claim valids.

>Antags don't roleplay...

That's bullshit. Roleplaying actually makes my antag rounds easier.

Well hey, maybe if the things you say weren't retarded, you wouldn't have to pretend you meant something completely different :^)

why does byond update constantly
more content in less frequent updates it's not a difficult fucking concept

How much power is needed to ash someone?

Unban me you stupid assholes

get a life lol

>station unable to deal with a single welderbomb
Incredible

Glowshrooms provide 10 lumens on their tile.
Having lights in botany is not needed if you hack the vendor and it's simpler than sourcing a million flashlights/lanterns.

>shuttle call from a single welderbomb
What a fucking joke.

If there was a greater risk of disease/infection spreading from things like blood on the ground or dragging bodies along the floor do you think it would make the wild ride a little less wild?

>Pod bay is connected to mechanics workshop

this was a shitty round with shitty heads man. i had a boxing match with the shitty comrade captain and when i tried to choke him he fucking shot me.

>be greyshit
>speedrun a buttbot at start of shift
>roboticist gets forceborged for it

the only thing that can make the wild ride less wild is restricting people from playing medbay until 30 days

Gloves I think it was 5mw unless it was raised.

>It's fixed
>Nobody recalls
That's why you roll CE. Nobody cares if you take CE as long as you can flash and smash a borg, swipe dat mf reset board, and recall dat fukken shuttle

virus spreading is bugged and we dont have infections here. Even if we had those it would make the ride even wilder

Holy shit the new lung pop is deadly as fuck.

Had a guy hooked up to a bloodpack, and he was still losing blood almost faster than he was getting it. Way faster than internal bleeds. Plus, there is no longer a tell tail "coughs up blood" emote. Only way I knew he had no lungs was throwing him in the scanner.

The only drink left, my dud

>10 luman son their tile
when their in the ground or after its harvested and laying on the ground?

You can just mutate sunflowers too. A single moon or novaflower with decent enough potency will light up all of botany.

It happens on both ends, you either have robust doctors who have seen too much shit dragging people through surgery at the speed of sound or you have robust cunts in other jobs yelling orders at the doctors or just dragging bodies themselves.

Just give them a chlroal or lexorin injection to halt the bloodloss, fix it, defib and dex+

>CE
>responsible for robotics
What did he mean by this?