Bank heist

Since the last one of these threads I made went so well, I've decided to make another

You and your 3 assailants have successfully pulled off a bank heist. Outside you see your getaway vehicle(s), what will it be?

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malaysiakini.com/news/380996
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inconspicuous and fast. looks like what everyone else drives too

KTM 500 EXC.

Mini Coopers

silver mid 00s camry

This. Dirt bikes can go anywhere and the pigs in the UK won't chase you if you don't have a helmet on (muh safety) so off you go!

Only correct answer.

I expect to see a cool autist in the driver seat wearing a member's only jacket and leather gloves as well.

Three Renault twizys

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How are 3 people gonn fit on one bike?

How can one user fail to read the OP?

lel. All OP said was "vehicle(s)", so this wins.

my evo

that would take ball but might work
>get away driver sits in cop car wearing uniform
>run out jump in back
>drive off like its just another day with 2 suspects in the back
>ditch and burn car/clothes and hop in some other anonymous car and you're free

>using your own car
you'll enjoy prison, all the cocks you could ever want to suck

(s)(4)(s)

It's right there. Plane jane boring, just like I asked for. But it's got 300 horses on the inside - it is gonna fly!

Chevy Impala. Most popular car in the state of California. No one will be looking at me.

stolen cab
>apb on the most common car on the road

>tfw the Panther taxi is going extinct

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You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off etc etc

>1967
>Hired by some guy who going to rob a bank
>There is 3 of them
>Acquire pic related for the job.

Well if the pic had more then one bike. Or maybe you said ktm 500(s) like in the op. But you didnt so one can only assume 3 fat neet neckbeard faggots on one dirt bike.

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>Chevy Impala
>Most popular in California
I love this movie but this line always pisses me off.

a peterbilt

what the fuck are they gonna do

mail delivery van, cash hidden in amazon packages

*white

Wrong, you can only take two passengers. That was the deal.

Full time 4x4 with studded snow tires. Something generic like an S10 Blazer or an explorer. Truthfully doesn't need to be exceptionally fast. 5-0 will be busy on cars in the ditch anyways.

>Horrifying snowstorm would be the ideal bank robbing time
>No choppers
>Police cars are equipped with All Terrains, thankfully
>Snow machines have relatively short range compared to automotive vehicles
>Bomb through a small town down the interstate
>Go off roading through a pre planned route
>Ditch vehicle, never see it again after burial or burning

Haven't quite worked out all the details yet as I haven't hit rock bottom. However if the day comes, I already know one of my friends that'll join me.

Pristine 911 Turbo, black.

No one would expect someone who already drives a 911 Turbo to be robbing a bank.

Yeah but someone will see you leave the bank
It will be easier to soot and identify

Well in that case try catching me on the moon

Tried and tested.

independent.co.uk/news/uk/police-left-trailing-by-high-speed-ram-raiders-1405257.html

Italian Job memes aside

3 r53 JCW minis, the police won't be able to keep up around the city, and they can squeeze through gaps and hide in plain sight

What if the heist takes too long and the cops show up before you get in the car?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well i travel back to the future of course, couldn't of been me if i wasn't born yet.

>"Did you rob a band in 1972?"
>"Wut i was only born in 1980"

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its like you havent played the opening of gta v

Facken cleen man
What wheels are those

Any vehicle? 3. Fucking. Tanks. Gonna fuck shit up before I go out.

A Bedford Rascal

*transmision breaks mid chase*
Heh, nothing personnel kid

I haven't.

I posted my idea a few years ago back in 2013-2014 iirc.

Anons laughed at me as I mentioned the use of a Faraday cage.

I remember the thread turned into a giant debate as to whether or not a Faraday cage was even worthwhile.

youtube.com/watch?v=JQ4w2UMezyg

DELET THIS

Everyone in this thread is retarded...

This is the only option.

Impossible. Panthers are the domestic equivalent of the Camry. Abundant, cheap to find parts for, and virtually unkillable.

Pakis /SE asians/ Africans do it

Then kill the driver and take over his route, That will be my alibi as well.

>not just walking out the front door.

That pic is the last shipment of Panther taxis. All were killed by Sandy.

Yes they would.

How else would they pay for the routine maintenance. If I worked for the FBI as soon ask bank robberies would happen I would start checking peoples service records at the Porsche dealerships in the area, Then if no luck go over to Mercedes

[college and electric youth plays in the distance]

Nissan Maxima

Good luck spending your money on the fucking moon

A black Rover SD1.

These, have three different generic/uhual vans with the backdoors open, ramps down ready to go 4-5 minutes away.

Fug forgot pic

People run from the cops all the time on bikes, its easy mode

I watched that movie too.

we each have a gsxr 1000 waiting outside and we all take different getaway routes

No idea what you're talking about, I'm just saying its a pretty shitastoc idea to rob a bank and go to moon, you can't even spend the money you stole.

V6 accord. Just enough to get to speed, and can blend in easy.

>Well i travel back to the future of course, couldn't of been me if i wasn't born yet.
>couldn't of been me if i wasn't born yet.
>couldn't of been me
>couldn't of
You'd get caught.

>slowly acquire a fleet of cheap newly identical shitboxes (same model and paint color)
>hire people to drive the cars
>the cops think it's in one of the cars in the scramble
>we actually load the money in a nondescript white work van and calmly drive in the opposite direction of the decoy cars

Another variation is to just use one driver and decoy car thats fast and easily recognizable (mustang, camaro, challenger...)

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The choice is clear

You legit expect cops to know how to drive?

This could actually work, only problem is that a cop car sitting right in front of a bank attracts attention I'd imagine.

And that's why you don't work for the FBI.

Not bad. I'd go for a Tundra: won't break down, true 4x4, plenty of power. Put a bull bar on the front and 300 lbs in the back.

>gen x

Too common and yours will stick out from other evos. Have fun sucking cock in prison.

this

if the bank is in orbit

Audi RS4 or RS6, wagon of course

already been used in countless of armed robberies as getaway vehicles because they work

Audi RS7

The bike cops in Aus are pretty fucking good desu

An American V8 4x4 truck with a heavy duty brush guard.
Doesnt really matter how fast youre going since there will likely be helicopters.
Trucks are also pretty subtle assuming youre not in a big city.

2FAST2FURIOUS much?

nydailynews.com/news/world/biker-bandits-rob-london-mall-jewelry-store-article-1.1198693

why even rob a bank if you have that car? just copy the scores for every superb owl, /NBA/MLB final and NCAA football and basketball national championship and make some bets

i remember that GTA heist

malaysiakini.com/news/380996

>purposely pick bank by a dock
>use boat as getaway vehicle
>live life as pirates

>purposely pick bank by a dock
>grab a couple women on the way out
>use boat as getaway vehicle
>live life as vikings

This will take a few accomplices but hear me out:
>phone in a bank robbery across town
>accomplice 1 steals some random car
>casually walk into a different branch of the same bank
>stolen car parks out front
>accomplice 1 goes into Starbucks across the street
>accomplice 2 shows up in your fake cop car to ticket the illegally parked car
>accomplice 1 comes out and starts arguing about the ticket
>casually rob the bank as everyone is distracted by the cop outside
>botch the robbery because lets be honest this would never go smoothly
>run out of the bank as a2 is throwing a1 into the back of the cop car
>fake a brief confused standoff
>get "arrested"
>fuckin bail
It's perfect.

cops on bikes ride them all day

A bit of everything

errr... bank robbers reported fleeing in a errrr white errrr toyota camry... repeat a white toyota camry"

Needless to say we were all successful for obvious reasons.

Slowest criminal gets the hatch.