/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Liara is so cute...

Why is ryder so much less charismatic compared to Shepard?

Is that "artist" taking anatomy points from 90s Liefeld? Could at least pick up a few pouches to hide the uglyness.

I'm not sure I can pinpoint what exactly it is and someone would probably disagree with me anyway, but I think mostly Shepard just sounds way more confident.

I have a crush on my pilot.
And an attraction towards my boss.

Sad that they are literally incapable of crushes and attraction. And also that they'll probably die in 10-20 years.

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Reminder that Mordin fucked Aria, twice.

And maybe Krogan.

How exactly did he know what Krogan sexual deviants liked?

I need to see this
I know someone drew it

>tfw want to try a few multiplayer classes I've unlocked while I grind for the class I really want
>they're all super low level so can't grind gold difficulty with them
>takes a stupid amount of time to level in this MP so won't be able to get gold mission rewards for a while
>don't want to waste time doing bronze/silver missions because the rewards aren't as great

Ugh.

It's called the extranet.

How is ME3 MP doing now? Don't wanna waste time to install and figure out myself.

Virtually dead.

Just like this thread.

Post more Liara to revive it!

By the Goddess, my name is Cora T'Harper.

I’m a 34 year old human weeablue (asari fan for you xenos). I make notes about Sarissa's manuals on my datapad, and spend my days perfecting my art and reading superior asari books. (Twelve Leaves, A Rock In The Maelstrom, Speeches and Silences series)

I train with my biotic Asari Sword every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through ceramic and barriers because it is folded over a thousand times by huntresses, and is vastly superior to any other weapon in the universe. I got my sword license ten years ago, and have been getting better every day.

I speak Asari fluently, both Cyonean and the Thessian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about asari history and their Justicar Code, which I follow 100%.

When I get my extraplanetary visa, I am moving to Polos to attend a prestigious Huntress Academy to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Huntress or a manual writer!

I own several pink stripper outfits, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Thessia, so I can fit in easier. I strip around my elders and seniors and speak Asari as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck on Thessia!

Okay.

Guys, Grunt's birthday is coming soon, what the hell do I buy for him? I already got him a ton of dino related stuff for him last year.

Man, fucking kids. Gotta love 'em, but they really change your life.

Buy him a big hammer.

Got him some top of the line food.

Perhaps a ceremonial dagger?

Why the fuck would I give Grunt a glorified knife that he can't use even for cutting his dinner.

Fuck off Jaal

Do krogans like poetry?

That picture...

>I already got him a ton of dino related stuff for him last year.
But there were no Vetra action figures year ago.

>Almost no big multiplatform releases so far this year
>Bioware's biggest franchise still gets outsold by all of them (and by exclusive games)
How did it go so wrong, boys?

The average krogan would snap your big neck if you recited poetry to him.

How well could I run MEA with this build?

pcpartpicker.com/list/FcgZCy

Bad publicity

I hope there is a statue.

Looks to me it went right, the less the game sells the higher their motivation to do better next time or to just kill the franchise. Either way I'm fine with it.

Jesus christ man get a better psu you cheap motherfucker.

How about a rofjinn, I could sew it for him? Would he like that? He could wear it around his neck.

>An exclusive remaster that has been out for two days outsold it this month
>An exclusive niche jrpg outsold it last month
>A four year old game outsold it last month
Sad!

Better?

pcpartpicker.com/list/dNHpLD

Yes, don't buy corsair shit it's a scam. The psu is the heart of the pc, no matter how good it is it's going to shut down at the first sign of stress without a good psu to handle it.

Should be alright for high/ultra settings in 1080p, 60fps

Awesome. Thanks.

You're going to need a huge fucking rofjinn.
Krogans wear battle armor, not thin kawaii capes. He will likely shove it down your throat, you doofus.

>Origin sales not included

A negligible number. Especially when most other titles don't include digital sales either.

You know that just as well as everyone else, Mac.

Fuck, just got back from Kadara.
time for webms

Just pointed that out because on PC the vast majority of sales were digital. I know MEA didn't sell well and Bioware deserves it, the game is weak.

I want a thin kawaii cape

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Albino Waifu

>spacefaring era
>angara sew clothes manually

People can't have hobbies?

>black market dealer
>is white
???

RACIST

It's Ironic, kids like irony right?

Yes, let me just spend days sewing ornamental ponchos while the Kett slaughter and exalt my people into extinction.

Lazy Bioware, I want to see some skin.

Yes, fight the kett every second. Never ever take a break for yourself. Never try to train yourself in anything outside of a gun.

Space travel takes time, mate. There's enough free time in-between destinations.

Look at Aya, nobody outside the Resistance base gives a shit.

Repost from last thread. Guy doing that one fic where people chase down an Elcor.

Im a lazy cunt and had writer's block. I only have the characters and their arcs figured out. But now I need t he actually. story. I figured a sort of planet hoping story similar to the first game: the team follows lead after lead, from planet to planet, until they finally corner the big hulking bastard.

Thing is I need the following:

- How do I make the chase personal for the group? This would be the point called "the Midpoint". It is the point in the story where the character(s) are now 100 percent obligated to their mission, past the point of no return. They cant go back to the status quo, they have to see it through to the end now. I was thinking that the group, having coming to the attention of the Elcor, the Elcor now has a team of his own goons trying to eliminate them. This would also have potential to add a constant atagonist cast, a group that impedes their progress and is a manifestation of all the bullshit they gotta go through(this of course means they're going to be fucking murdered by the protags in the end)

- The general set pieces. Every story has locations that stick out, that everyone remembers. Locations where you can, by stringing them together you can recreate the whole story. In ME1, it goes as following: Eden Prime, Citadel, Feros, Therum, Noverea, Virmire, Citadel, Ilos, Citadel. The reason everyone remembers these locations is because they are vital to the plot, in how they set the pace of the story and the significance they hold in the story. So the question is: What should the general layout be?

I have a vague idea, but I'd like your input.

>inb4 "quit being a fag and write it you autist"

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I love her so much...

We don't even know why is that Elcor a bad guy.

I've read that prestige is shared between your current teammates in co-op, but the game only says it applies to all of your own characters. Can someone clarify, maybe a source? I thought I came close to confirmation, from the search result, but then the page had very little on it.

Isn't that a random asari

She has eyebrows so it's safe to assume she's Liara.

He stole a fuckton of money, his "friend's" patnet for an improved eezo drive core and is a gigantic cunt in general, to the point where he just casually orders the murder of anyone and anything that would stop him from reaching his species' embassy on the Citadel so he can get political protection in return for giving the Elcor government the patent.

He's like Scarface if Scarface was a big alien elephant.

So does Peebee desu
Are you sure you're not being racist..?

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This.

pretty much every asari has some type of facial design, be it eyebrows or elaborate facial markings.

every Asari you meet is a 10/10 and you're just a measly 3

I actually kind of liked PB's romance, it's not as good as Liara's (obviously) but it's better than anything in Cisquisition.

It's adorable how obsessed with Ryder she becomes, he's really the only person she cares about in the universe if you romance her.

Travelling is pretty fast within a single cluster, between 4-5 planets. That free time would be better spent on crafting weapons and strategies to increase your chances. When there is a high chance of dying tomorrow it's unlikely you'll choose crafting ornaments and perfumes as a hobby.

In times of conflict, occupations shift accordingly. Human history empirically confirms this at large.

That's why they're such good waifus. Their personality is so wonderful that you, mediocre in everything, are good enough for them. They have so much love to spread around.

>but it's better than anything in Cisquisition.

Cassandra is a better romance than anything in Andromeda.

I bet he smokes cigars.
About the planets: I hope there would be an elcor planet where something would screw the tem's mass effect things so the realize gravity is really a bitch. That's something I miss in games, we're just told every time that planet has 0.9-1.1 Gs

Fuck off to /dag/, hambeast.

They shouldn't have brows but gotta make them more attractive I guess. It didn't help Peebee tho

kys

>They have so much love to spread around.
Shit man stop digging your own hole.

>It's adorable how obsessed with Ryder she becomes

looks like someone never had to deal with an obsessed woman.
That's not cute, that's terrifying.

P O S T M O R E V E T R A

I wish a cute nerdy girl was obsessed with me...

>there are people who don't want a completely devoted waifu to worship them
Looks like /dag/ is leaking again.

How old are you?

20

He's baiting.

not releasing those numbers means they're shit and would embarass EA and lose them stock.

I doubt this is about age, you're dealing with lonely people here.

Well yeah, we're all pretty pathetic here.

>really the only person she cares about in the universe if you romance her.

She likes Vetra better than you and tells you as much.

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