Dota 2 General - /d2g/

Name a more boring matchup than Alliance vs whatever

Protip: you can't

42 minutes game

14 kills....

Why

>Team is shit
>start shift queueing my jungle route for like 10 passes
>My team goes autistic because "if you're not playing for fun why are you playing"

>LODA
LMAO WTF

NP vs whatever

unless you find getting baffled amusing

>Solar Crest now applies minus armour buildings
Fixed?

this desu

limmp after this series

>turning gooddeso into betterdeso

Lies, baffles are always amusing

Then you should find Alliance really amusing too. One way or the other your logic is flawed.

oops accidental (you)

>dotastarledder_en
>Lumi and Merlini casting

I though this was the english channel

nice thread war dotards

Literally double the kills at 30 minutes than this game at 34

STFU you dumb swede

>xxs means grade school student
our guy? IG are team anime

I wasn the guy that originally posed the question

i have a boyfriend user
please

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>a team is more boring than another because taking two random games one team has less kills

anime logic

I just woke up
Are there still esports left?

>xtra xtra small

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No the team is more boring because it's every single time they play you dumb swede

yes
alliance getting fugged by IG right now
later on newbee vs vega

>Swecucks

What is angus feef?

why is he so fat

>Alexander "XBOCT" Dashkevich - the face of the new Dota 2 squad Cyber Anji formed by the Russian football club FC Anji has parted ways with the organization.

God, Alliance are so pathetic. How come were they invited to this shit show?

He has too many chromosomes in his body

>the city of Stockholm, Sweden

More like Chokeholm, amirite?

What should I do different next time?

hah, get bent.

don't max ur W at level 7 are you retarded.

rush ring of repick

Cap is trying his best to get fired

lmao
and it looks like they played only in some shitty quals and minor tournaments yet

>no cutie chink girl on the english stream

>upgrading courier 10 minutes in
is that 1k or 4k

BASED FUCKING CAP CALLING OUT THE FLYNN EFFECT

>BUT MUH T1 AND TI3 WHEN EVERYONE WAS 5K MMR

REMINDER THAT NOTHING BFORE TI4 MATTERS

40yr old mom isnt cute you fucking retard

Chinese got all these cuties, meanwhile we only had Sheever (RIP) and now we got nothing

I wanna caress Handsken

Hapa?

She looks like a Chinese Kat Dennings

this Jakirofest will never end

>Lost to Jakiro in game 1
>first pick Jakiro in game 2
Alliance got this?

anything with a pussy is "cute" to animevirgins

>Bulldog getting DDoS'ed after accidentally leaking his IP
was it the hacker "Veeky Forums"?

is she in pain?

>enemy team picks jakiro
>"oh shit what do we do?!?!? guess we have to go back to magnus-jugg"

china is dead

i seriously hope nahaz dies of a stroke or smth

Is ricing back?

Meta, nothing else.
Pro players are unable to think for themselves and just pick whatever is in the meta currently.

so OG can be characterised by:

- 7ckingmad actually helps the team
- their whole game is about keeping Ana from tilting
- n0tail is actually a genius

and VP can be characterised as

- rather try to bolster eachother up by shitting on the other team ("their TB does nothing") than focusing on their game
- crazy (that game 5 draft)
- not as good at staying focused emotionally (that's the only thing OG talked about)
- Artstyle probably doesn't help

good thinking user, seeing exactly what valve tried to show you
now go buy some goypendium levels

She saw Alliance's draft

it's alright lil, you didn't come out looking that bad

>it's a bad thing to be confident in a competitive environment
based redditard

LMAO now every team is just going to gank ana mid or steam message him telling he sucks so he cries and tilts.

>Artstyle probably doesn't help
>Literally told them to keep cool, not to get cocky and draft Ursa+Mag the combo they destroyed IG with

Artstyle was the only reason the last iteration of Na'vi won starladder. At TI they literally banned all his heroes, even enchantress which was shit in the ti6 meta.

it is when you tell yourself something isn't a problem and it is

he comes out looking pretty fucking tiltable desu. how young is the lad again?

THE SWEDISH SNIPER

I'd like Necrophos back into the meta

This new question mark deny shit is fucking gay lmao

how is it a problem?
they were crushing them games after games, they fucked up late game but they were right to be confident about their laning or are you implying that they should have stopped playing because they lost games

>chinks

>xss skewers 3 man rp away from spiritts

It's called autism.

Did you not see his conversation with 7ckingbad?

>I-I can't f-farm...... I can't do anythi-ing hngghgngnMMMMPPHHHHH

Literally trying his hardest to not have an autism attack at being unable to comprehend he needed to change his playstyle. Then the team literally gets in a circle of encouragement and may as well start singing 'if you're happy and you know it clap your hands'.

>games 1-4: TB is not a problem, let them have TB
>game 5: TB is a problem
they could have known that the n0tail TB was a problem if they had watched literally any other OG game instead of just say "fuck it, we're better than them""

SKEWER FROM YOUR TEAM
WHERE DID I SEE THAT BEFORE IN MY VIDS HMMMMMMMM

VP vs Vega game recorded from previous patch is on dreamleague right now
VP will play against Secret and Navi afterwards

miracle gives his kid alcohol

so they realized it was a problem, took the information and adapted and still you call it overconfidence?

>it is when you tell yourself something isn't a problem and it is

You mean like how OG were when they were all saying Ursa was a garbage hero despite losing 2 games to it?

What if Axe and his personal boipucci were actually human girls?

>Io arcana shitter instalock it
>wants mid

literally unplayable now

I would tell you to go back to tumblr

>TB is not a problem, let them have TB
uhhh, they never said that though? they were saying something along "they're weak and can win only with TB"

>trying to teamfight vs disruptor/mag/sk/empowered jug
What did Alliance mean by this?

>this 30 minute deceptively edited and cut video to creative a narrative, of a 5 hour game final is enough for me to fully psychoanalyze teams and why they won/lost

>tfw Valve cut the 10 minute midgame rant S4 went on where he started calling everyone useless niggers who couldn't stop feeding

"True Sight" my ass

>VP are buttblasted to the point of refusing to work with valve on such a project again
hahahahah holy shit

My 4k trash pubs are fucking ruined because people finally caught on to the fact that Bristleback is retarded cancer hero and wins his offlane alone against incompetent supports.

any link? I don't read reddit

they didn't know it going in. yes I most certainly 100% call it over confidence

was it the hero doing the work though?

its 2017, valve couldn't pass up the opportunity to make the Russians the bad guys

Just got annihilated by a Necro-Silencer lane. Feelsbadman

>implying I don't just pick 4 support Life Stealer and eco-zone you out of the eco-lane with my eco-skills aka eco-playstyle