One day you will sneeze while driving your car and that split second of your eyes being closed may cause you to drive...

One day you will sneeze while driving your car and that split second of your eyes being closed may cause you to drive head on with a tree and die

Good.

Can you stop making threads, thanks

It's highly unlikely unless a tree appears in the middle of the road.

Also I'm pretty sure that the human subconscious has a mechanism to prevent a sneezing urge in situations of critical attention.

What kind of spaz manages to turn all the way off the road while sneezing?

I don't drive a Scion.

Try doing that on a motorcycle with a helmet on.

Easily 10 times worse.

Sneezing on a motorcycle is fucking terrifying.

Hold tongue in top of your mouth, you don't sneeze.

Are you that bad at riding?

One day, this meme will be funny.

actually it won't

What's with all these cat posts all of a sudden? I must've missed a memo

Cant wait

Get help

I'm not sure where it came from and I can't tell if I like it or not

jej

This

What the fuck was I gonna live forever?

Imma die tomorrow bitch I don't give a fuck about life

I hope I see it coming

>one day you could inhale liquid into your lungs and die

bump

>sneeze on a motorcycle
>accidentally snap throttle closed
>open it real fast while recovering from the sneeze

and that's how i learned to wheelie