/palg/ - Paladins General

Sick of Leeg and Dota. Sell me on Paladins

Not if I do it first.

Fanfics aren't canon.

>2017
>still no smug, classy vampire champion that treats blood as wine and is quite the connoisseur and the greatest sommelier
Honestly...

in this game you can turn into an invinvible iceblock and recover all of your health and then fly away

It's not Leeg or Dota.

LEXED

Just go be a Vladfag in LoL

>the real, honest and not made up lore
>fanfic
choose one, yingstealer

That's not Ying x Pip.

I suspect they'll wait till october to release any spooky champs

BOMBED

>still no cliche and generic character in Paladins
Yeah, imagine that.

>game has been going back and forth, we got this far through sheer luck basically, really frustrating
>3/3 huge fight on point
>somehow our seris and viktor combine their ults together
Well I guess we won.... but with what price??

RUCKED&BOLTED

Ying looks like a trap in that pic.
I like it

>enemy team's picks are revealed
>see a seris exploiter
>alt+f4 until the next match
Thinking maybe the correct choice is to just not to play until they patch it

Fernando already has the hots for someone else.
And this is canon.

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> Seris exploiter

She's not that bad m8

He has good taste

>not loving multible women
what are you? low test?

After the qt female android

Cassie is an absolute slut, though. She'll break his heart.

Her ult auto-wipes a team single handedly with no counterplay or effort on her part

And even without it, she is still the best support.

Androxus "le edgy half demon guy with a dark past"
Barik "le dwarf inventor with a thick accent"
Bomb King "le fat funny bombs guy"
Buck "le muscular dude with a shotgun"
Cassie "le postergirl cheerleader that's a prodigy"
Drogoz "le smug dragon with rocket launcher"
Evie "le hyperactive random crazy girl"
Fernando "le suave knight with a spanish name"
Grohk "le tribal healer #1"
Grover "le tree thing that does nature shit like healing"
Inara "le stone lady of nature and shit"
Kinessa "le lone wolf army sniper"
Lex "le nigger with 2 guns and a name that starts with L, seriously what the fuck is this meme, some sorta Blade shit?"
Maeve "le nothing personnael kitten badass girl with 2 daggers, fuck this meme seriously"
Makoa "le wise turtle that's tanky as shit"
Mal'Damba "le tribal healer #2"
Pip "le smug furry that makes things *interesting*"
Ruckus "le small dude piloting a huge robot"
Seris "le blind monk seer thing"
ShaLin "le swashbuckling desert archer guy"
Skye "le sexy assassin femme fatale"
Torvald "le mischievous old guy inventor"
Tyra "le stronk viking girl"
Viktor "le callodoody army guy"
Willo "le minacious pixie small girl that's deadly"
Ying "le illusions lady that helps her allies because nnnoooOOOOoooo, you can't have an evil dude making an army of illusions to fuck everything up"

Paladins, Champions of the Memes I tell you.

I'm happy with just one.

Yeah, dude, I can't believe Fernando fucked Aphrodite, Amaterasu AND Cassie. What a champ.

Seris is "le slutty sith lord".

>add le to everything
>claim its a meme

Kys kid.

hey guys what's going on in this thread

Anyone want to play

Only if you're the shitter that gets caught in Skye ult.
And if that's the case, the same can be said about EVERY ult in the game except maybe Willo.

Is there a Champ like Veigar? I love the infinite scaling

one nigger trying to steal ying from nando
one assfaggot trying to make everthing a may may
and a bunch of lurkers (some from Mid Rez)

>playing during patch week
?

>Fernando probably became a knight to travel the world and bang everyone he meets

They really are all memes though. The le is just to emphasize it.

Don't be ridiculous, Hi-Rez doesn't eavesdrop these threads. We wouldn't do that.

Cassie scales infinitely with your skill as a player

CC is infinitely scaling

I've heard this before, that if you;re skilled enough cassie is the only champion who can sinlehandedly carry. I mean every champion can carry if you're good enough but Cassie is THE hypercarry of this game.
How true is it? I tried to play her but my aim is crape.

She gets good bonus damage with great (albeit horizontal) mobility plus lifesteal on every single shot if you're landing all of them.
I dunno about her being the best, but it's pretty fuckin good.

What about Sha lin?

He's a meme
He's a very strong meme with good damage
But he's still a meme

Sure, what game did you have in mind?

Not mobile enough and his cooldowns are too long.

>tfw trying to get senpai to notice me
How do you do it?

Paladins

Too much Ying. Who gives a fuck about this third-rate healer anymore?

best hypercarries are:

Droxus, Drogoz, Lex, Cassie, Shalin, BK

Sha Lin is better than Cassie at any level of skill that anyone (including "pros") could ever reasonably hope to reach just because he's way easier to do alright with, but perfect wizard level cassie beats perfect wizard level sha.

>Too much Ying
Blasphemy.

> Lex

Not really unless he's being babysat.

I want to help Ying make lots of Yinglets to annoy this user

So /palg/ay,
How do we fix this shitty meta?

Those are the best hypercarries, period.

We're talking about regular games not tournament play, Lex is a fucking powerhouse when a high skill player is on him.

There's basically no counterplay to him, you're at his mercy and you even think twice about killing him because he'll have wallhacks on you if you do.

If your aim is perfect and you have the right loadout, her first shot after dodge roll does well over 1k damage with a fat default lifesteal effect, and dodge roll itself effectively has a cooldown of zero.

Her maximum potential is borderline unkillable and has an absurd (and sustainable) DPS.

Andro is the best hypercarry because he has a perfect flawless kit.

Have a champ that disables item cards for 30 seconds as his ult.

>well over 1k damage
Why do people like you post shitty information.

She does 900.

Remove burn cards

nerf shields and healing to compensate

...

Yes, yes, the current shitty meta is Inara+Seris+level 3 caut

Now how do we fix it?

Lex has shitty mobility and is outright bad on a lot of maps because of that. Yeah a smurf can stomp with him but they can do the same on most champs. Unless his damage gets put at silly numbers again he's just gonna remain a budget Andro with a shittier kit

Well, 910 actually.

God why is Inara so fucking hot

nerf burn cards and nerf shielding + healing accordingly
if we just get rid of burn cards/nerf them without touching shielding or healing we're gonna get that meme ass tank meta im pretty sure OW still has

Lex is a better tank buster than androxus, by far so that's something he has over him.

What would her stonegina feel like when you put your peenis into it?

But tank busting isn't what you really want out of a flank m8. At least with the maps now vertical mobility is and will probably remain king.

Just because androxus has a better kit it doesn't mean Lex won't be better in some situations or that Lex isn't a hypercarry.

Hirez has a semen demon track record

Like a hot stone massage.
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> Kinessa pick

Dis gon be gud

>flanked by Ruckus

Good girls like Ying were made for Lex cock.

What about bad girls?

Knots.

>implying

What about Maeve?

can u actually climb solo past 2400 elo? literally the 9th time i touch 2400 and shoot back down to ~2300.

Can you? Yes.
Will you? Probably not.

You can but it's not worth it

I did

But the game sucks up here

>hit the elo level your skill allows you
>w-why can't i go past it?

hmmmmmmm.........

Considering I get matched with 1.9k-2.2ks while at 2.6k-2.7k, it really doesn't fucking matter.

why i just want better quality matches the matches around this level are so inconsistent

i keep running into fucking premades or 3000 elo players queued with 1800 players idk if it's bad luck or if it's just the way it is at higher elo

It depends on your team composition.

Paladins, being as team based as it is, requires you to get perfect teams almost all the time to do well.

That is, unless you hard carry every match.

>i just want better quality matches

You'll be wanting that for a very, very long time, friend.

When did Smite launch, again...?

That's why the ~2500 elo range is so awful.
There are very few people at 3000+, so the game has to dump the few 3000s that are playing with 2000-2500s.

You don't need perfect teams, you just need the team with less retards on it.