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First for Aprilia a best

>Because the top hipster bikes are, in order:
>R80
>R65
>Cx500
>Xvs
>K75/100


Why do hipsters like these bikes so much?

>k75/100
cheap
>Cx500
cheap
>R80's
Internet pictures, uninspiredm formerly cheap.
>R65
Internet pictures, uninspired, relatively cheap.
>xv's
Internet pictures, uninspired, cheap.

and old cbs are not as popular because?

They suck donkey dick
Ask Christine why

Since when is a R65 a hipster bike?

to elude,

hipster like cheap because they have no marketable skills and are allergic to any sort of manual labour and/or technologically incompetent.
Also they unable to have any sort of original thought and need to buy readymade cafe seats & subframe and easy to fit Bellini tank replicas.

It's a shaft drive BMW with a boxer?

Why do they suck?

Yeah? So?
It's a cheap beginner bike, you would think hipsters would prefer the R90

2012 really.

They try to kill you

Hipsters like to make out their bikes are older then they actually are.

They like to call their bikes vintage bikes even though they were just made in the 80's.

I think they secretly hate when people ask how old their bikes are and they gave to say "1986" or whatever.

I asked specifically about the R65. Not all BMWs.
The R65 is the kind of bike you get from your dad as a starter bike.

t. had a R65 from my dad

It's not anymore. Also it has two slices of bread as brakes, a frame made out of spit and wet towels, anaemic engine which barely converts burning gas into forward motion and parts haven't been made since watergate.

>be antifa
>ride motorcycle
what now dipshit
you have to go back, stop /pol/luting

It's a lovely thing. Don't get me wrong. Would love to have one. But it's popular with the wrong crowd. Just like the hyabusa.

bread on windscreen

It's not that bad, if you get it working right it's a pretty decent bike.
I had the one with double disk at the front with brembo's and it could do a stoppie.

Thoughts on the CBR500R?

what makes an old cx500 a better cafe racer than a 70's cb though?

A shit
Overpriced shit

You idiots make me want to get my motorlicense.

Should I look at an R3 instead?

You should look at whatever is cheap in your local craigslist

the top hipster bike is the scrambler, followed by the bonerville

No, look at any 650 twin.

hipster

youtu.be/ga-DwhE07wk?t=2m57s

is that a ZX10R? Seriously some people...

I thought hipsters circle jerked over cafe racers

Big engine sports bikes are the new hipster craze.

Has anyone got that video of the guy riding the tail of the dragon on some sports bike who cannot lean his way out of a paper bag?

Antifa is the brownshirts of the Nazi left

Would be a neat bike if it had a little more go. Very comfortableee ergos.

Every major corporation and hollywood celebrity holds the same opinions and moral values as me.

wew
tool

My dad is getting a used Vespa GT200, are they any good?
I normally ride my Ninja 650 but I might use the Vespa a bit if its decent

you will only get vague answers here

Got my bike Ls. How do dealers feel about people who go in just to test ride? I don't have the money to buy new, but I want to get a feel for what bike I want

When the last bloodmoon sits high it's rider becomes spry.

Either you act like a spoilt cunt or you go in and play all professional

Who am I to judge things whether they are "good" or not. Only God knows his own. I recommend you kill it.

>all this talk of hipster cafeshit
>literally no mention of CB750
>the single most molested cafe platform today
pls

youtube.com/watch?v=AONGxFq_jjE

>mfw americans will never experience this

the cx500 seems to be even more popular for that shit.

This.

>/pol/shit

I come here to get away from this clusterfuck.

>antifa is an actual thing
Antifa shouldn't be a movement, it should be your default state of existence you un-American shitstains

Commies aren't welcome here.

newjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/d/2008-wr250x/6268582827.html

Is $2700-2900 for a 2008 WR250X with 8000 miles worth it?

Is this a good deal?

westernmass.craigslist.org/mcy/d/1990-suzuki-dr350s-6000-miles/6268345320.html

What tactics should I use if I wanna bring him down on the price if I go take a look

shit yeah man

is a ybr125 a good/fun first bike

>be antifa
>ride motorcycle

I'm going to go ahead and guess it's a deus ex machina $10,000 ujm from the 80s with cross ply tires and you have a moustache that you sculpt (daily).

Who says you have to be a commie to hate nazis, it's literally the most American thing you can do

No, unless you are a yuro. In which case it is fine but there are far better 125s for a bit more money (CB125F, MT125, XL125 Varadero etc).

>being wrong is the most American thing you can do

I agree

Fuck off back to /pol/ and stay the fuck out of /k/

i am a yuro, why does that make it fine?

Yeah, but you commies just hate them because you supported the russians. Five minutes after you've finished screaming about nazis you're back to screaming about evil white men or whatever, so nobody really cares what you think. Go live in cuba or somewhere like that if you hate everyone so much.

Okay, I hear you, but that's not the group I occopy. That's exactly what I'm trying to say. I should be able to go out and play wack-a-nazi without getting lumped in with commutards

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>Don't even own a bike
>Still sad to see antifa/Nazi shit is popping up everywhere.
Bash a fash and drop a commie is how I live my life.

> violent extremist that ultimately makes no difference and accomplishes no meaningful goals
Oh wait I mean
> whiny bitch boy that blocks streets like noseberg, chang, and johnston mcfatcat care

> rides a motorcycle

Surprise

Because you are forced to start on 125s before you take the license tests.
If you were a burger I would recommend getting a 300 or even a 650 as 125s struggle on motorways.

jewry in my dbt

>I should be able to go out and play wack-a-nazi without getting lumped in with commutards

You're just beating up people you call nazi (which seems to be everyone but chairman mao these days).

I don't get what are you on about but I hate commies and niggers and ride a cb 400

Antifa's working tactic is to declare everyone they disagree with to be Nazis and then attack them
it's retarded and it's wrong and they're literally communists

Antifa are actual Nazis in everything but name

Really they're beating up no one.

Post your bike.

See Berkley

Pretty weak case at this point when everyone is literally flying Nazi flags and running around sieg heiling all over the place

Both sides are generic punks. No leaders, no real agendas. They just want to show off to their friends and feel powerful/manly.

I thought we had bikes and wheelies for that shit?

You could almost say you're me.

nay, bikes and wheelies are for feelies.

Great though, we have one teenangst self declared commiesympathizing sperg in this place and the whole thread went to shit.

Also captcha is getting really greedy how many more traffic signs do you need google. For fucks sake.

>No bike
>Wont sell me a Mc Loli
>No roads to race on even if you did have a bike
Get the fuck outta here,

>Pretty weak case at this point when everyone is literally flying Nazi flags

I saw photos from that Virginia thing on facebook, looked like maybe a hundred internet dwellers turned up in a park. Not sure how anyone that's normal would get angry about that, it's just embarrassing.

You all need to spend less time on the internet, I think it's making people go a little crazy.

>No roads fallacy

It seems that motorcycle highlights my loneliness. Ever since I bought it I feel more and more abandoned by the day. I have to get a gf asap. That's tricky.

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Get a slav gf, they might be unfaithful and gold diggers, but they will know exactly how to pull your heartstrings and make your boner throbbing.

Dealers in Australia won't let you. Go on Gumtree or Facebook used marketplace and ask people there for test rides.

I live in Russia, it would be more of a challenge to get a non-slav gf.
>unfaithful and gold diggers
Not really

if tat thing runs good, thats a great deal

They will if you have the money to buy, but they're not in the business of letting l platers wreck demos to 'try it out'.

>Because you are forced to start on 125s
yeah its fucking gay

Maybe only the gold diggers want a western European guy.

My ex is Slavic, she took a shitton of money off me and cheated. But still I cannot say no to her or not get a boner when I see her.

>done countless wheelies in front of girls aged 16 and up
>still ride alone
This is not what was promised to me.

You don't want a non-riding gf. They will only hate it.

Only 10 year old boys are really impressed by wheelies. Great if you're a paedophile, probably not so much if you like women that can vote.

Girls that ride bikes are attention whores.

Just like men.

I don't mind giving attention to your mum

Why? Some adore it, some are indifferent.
The size of the moto-prejudice is huge.
>women can't ride a bike
Yes they can and they are just as good as driving a car (on par with men)
>women cry from joy when they ride a bike and will suck your cock the second you pick them up
No, why should they?

how many crashes have you been in and how severe were they?
had my first the other day on my second day ever of riding a """"bike"""" (moped)

Very true. A mate of mine once crashed his bike admiring his reflection in shop windows - went up the arse of a taxi.

Joke's on you shes dead as fuck.

maybe you're thinking of this one? youtube.com/watch?v=TSj6I9PqdDU
>when you're trying to learn how to toge but some ktmnigger does a u-turn, starts following you and bullies you with his actioncam

Spotted the salty vag.