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Yes, smite is dead.

Hey I'm looking for people to play with, like any game mode. So if you guys wanna play plz add me

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please :(

You uh
Didnt post a tag buddy

BasedNasus
p-p-p-please don't judge me too hard

>page 9
YOU MUST FIGHT ON

What the fuck is this shit

I hate playing conquest, it's the only game mode which feels like you've lost as soon as someone gets firstblood

This general has been really dead lately. Did everyone leave to Reddit?

>not saying your region

>another dominatrix

Yeah... no thanks

Nice, got the cutsey chest. Wasn't sure if I'd make it today or not.

Also nemesis with frostbound, jesus christ that shit is cancer

>tfw you get a top pick in assault and everyone tries to trade you multiple times

FUCK. OFF.

>Not liking dominatrix
Look at that low test faggot.

Why do you fuckers even bother with a general just let it die nobody plays this game anymore

I never understood this type of posts. Is this ironic bumping?

>There's no Jesus in the game

Why? They're not afraid of using Ganesha and other hindu gods, why can't they use Jesus?

It's me checking back out of boredom after ditching this steaming shitpile months ago and experiencing legitimate shock that you're in enough denial to make a general that goes to page 10 nine posts in.

Because other pantheons are "religions", Jesus is real.

>tfw winning the game after the enemy adc decides he can 1v1 me and I just murder him

fucking diamonds man, so goddamn cocky

>Jesus is real

He's as real as King Arthur. No real archeological evidence of him, only dubious accounts based on "stuff that someone told someone" from roman historians.
At best, he was a mix of different people turned into a half-mythical figure, much like Merlin.

>archeological evidence
You expect them to dig up a body with DNA that says Jesus on it?

>wanting to be dominated

I mean, you could at least hide the fact that you are a beta.

It's literally the most alpha thing because you're only pretending to let them have power

>that piece of shit who leaves one small creep on the buff camp to fuck with the timer
>who shields himself behind gold fury/ fire giant when cornered

go fucking kill yourself if you're one these

>not realizing why you're a shitty player
This is you

Check your buff camp as soon as it spawns on your map.
There problem solved.
Plus it's probably a positive thing that whoever stole your camp left one minion, means he doesn't plan to steal it again. Unless you're so bad that you let him because when you clear last minion you will heve real timer

During season 2-3 when I was silver-gold level I always thought that when casters talk about player's god pools that they're full of shit and that I can play equally well almost all gods( equally shit at that point).
Now I'm plat-diamond and Xbalanque is the only god I can play as ADC.
I feel like his aa projectile is wider
His 1 is a buff that lasts forever so I don't have to time it right
2 is impossible to miss slow
3 also impossible to miss dash that does shit ton of damage
And ult forced people to stop, gives you movement and aa range.

You literally can't come up with a kit that has more crutches

ye dude I'm so shit at this game, a serquet or a susano can just roam like a piece of shit in the enemy jungle and constantly get away with their retarded mobility and cc for fucking free. they can faceroll on the keyboard with no penalty at all, position themselves horribly, it's doesn't matter they get rewarded with it because instead of trying to put incentives for players in the game to play more smartly to let go of the shitter "huge damage numbers with huge mobility" they just design kits that are basically hugboxes for shitters to palliate to their cancer playstyle. Misplays are literally turned into rewards with these characters. Yes I am so shit at this game because a fucking nigger with two forms of escape that also have cc and 100 to 0 burst damage is being nurtured into being the abysmal dogshit kid he is, no learning of gameplay mechanics subtlety, no self awareness, just pure cancer. that is a misplay from my part yes my bad guise.

This whole game has become "I want my despicable cancer playstyle to be imposed into the core of game I don't want to learn of adapt,I want to be a piece of shit that gets away with it and ruin the experience even further with my self righteous ugly aids plays"

So now in ranked conquest lobbies you have 1st pic to elo, 2nd pick second highest elo and rest random?

Yes

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I like the idea of dominating a dominatrix.

Dude you fall for all the pranks. You should stop falling for all the pranks. You will feel better then.

>got dark whisper AMC from the chest
Worth every retard feeder of today.

I'm not op. Get gud.

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>never get a single good Cernunnos in my game
They always feed, no matter what side they are.

Got Vamana recolor, at least today didn't take as long and it didn't give me another clan chest skin

Vamana a cute

sent ;^)

First reply best reply

Thank you

Here you go

Still kind of working on it

L..lewd

well after 13 games so far today I won 2. This chest is not worth it

Chest weekends or gem weekends are the worst times to play, Only time of the day it's actually possible is early morning in my time zone. After noon it's nearly impossible to get.

i have won mine in under 5 games each time, even on my smurf.
get gud

>tfw your support roams to mid but their support stays in duo
>feed their mid a triple while I get pressured out of lane repeatedly

wtf how do you fucking lose a 1v3 vs early game he bo?

How do you know who counters who? Like I know that anyone with knock up or stun counters Bellona in lane.
I just heard that Hun Batz counters Ullr somehow

Well he can use the monkey bounce to teleport to ullr after he jumps, but you could say that about awilix or thor or serqet

>How do you know who counters who?
Practice.

>Like I know that anyone with knock up or stun counters Bellona in lane
You can interrupt her blundgeon, but she still has her cleave auto and Death's Toll being OP it's enough to clear without taking too much damage from the minion, alternatively she can also use scourge to clear.

Fuck this stupid fucking game. Fuck matchmaking the most. Fuck you HiRez for being ass at balancing.

>tfw your loki feeds the everloving fuck out of the enemy ullr
>can literally kill anyone with his combo
>no f7 we can win guys!

jesus fucking christ

you do know thats censored porn right

>don't go duo, my team force feeds the enemy adc until they're fat as fuck
>go duo, my solo and mid get completely fucked

God dammit

Team unga me bumga

don't forget the cc immunity in his dash allows you to cheese ares ults and other telegraphed cc

Why are you so angry? Try to not be so angry, we are all friends here user. We all are here to support you and suckle your weiner. :^)

So smite.guru is inaccurate, I know.
I was second pick and the diamond V guy was first pick even though I got higher elo according to guru.
I got placed in Gold 3 after qualifying but since I was 2nd pick I had more elo than those plat players am I going to jump to plat or diamond after my promotion?

>23 hours trying to get chest
>Last match end up 0-15-60
>Nezha recolor

I don't see how that is relevant to my original question. Please don't reply to me or my posts ever again.

>tfw highest level in the game
>entire enemy team dumps all their shit into me
>I die, my team just holds their ults and abilities

We lost shortly thereafter since they figured out if they killed me they'd win the team fight after easy

what are the name of Wukong's pants? they look fuckin comfy.

шapoвapи
Worn by ancient ukrs

>so bored
>feel like playing smite
>launch smite
>dont even play a single game

so this is what it's like

yep, just idle that shit all day

Smite guru was originally a bit inaccurate, then profile hiding came along and it became very inaccurate, then they completely reset their website for no fucking reason and now any numerical score on that site means absolutely nothing.

>play clash
>team instalocks ao kuang and loki
>gg
>friend plays afro and last guy picks fafnir
>eh whatever pick ullr

>get shitposted early game
>but bancrofts kuang gets online and ults everyone i poke
>loki splitpushes bot pheonixes
>fafnir and aphro just never die
>vs thor, terra, jing, change, anubis
>win
>is this real life familia

Nothing triggers me more than cunts who play conquest, wait until everyone picks what they want then picks whatever the fuck they feel like, but pH no, it doesn't end there, these are the same people who have communications turned off so you can't message them and ask them why, fucking pissed me off so bad when some retarded cunt picks some shit like Chiron, proceeds to build like he has never played the game before and feed all game while spamming you rock to anyone that dies, if this sounds like you, just know if I ever met you in real life I would break your wrists and smash your phone so you can't call for help. Fuck you.

a base or an acid

lmao if you ever met me in real life you'd change your tone
I can easily lift your 260pound fat ass for 5 reps
What are you going to do to me? Don't make me laugh

>fit
>but plays vidya
stop lying on the internet

It just takes 1-1.5 hours every other day.
Think about it, you can be fit just at the price 2-3 smite games.
It's never too late to begin

Fuck it, might as well. I'm tired of being a typical amerifat anyways.

i can never get an answer for this

>Try to get back into smite
>Used to main ADC and figured why not play it again
>Literally every support I get where they get a kill on me or outpush us, they are leaving faster than a nigger leaves his child behind to roam the rest of the map for kills leaving me to 2v1 their lane.

Gee, no wonder this game is so fucking dead. Every game is this level of toxicity. Also incredibly snowbally now, it's kinda shit. I wish they would go back to season 1.

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they look like normal trainers you Veeky Forumsggot

>Play the morrigan in assault
>Turn into kali in the middle of a fight
>It fucking brings up teh passive for me to choose which god
>die
FUCK

dont forget that tanks arent tanky anymore. I miss the early seasons.

Stop being a dumb git, boy.

>dont forget that tanks arent tanky anymore.

They still are stop eating every single abiltiy that gets thrown.

I dunno dude, I've been playing a while so I know how to juke but it still seems im melting too fast in fights.

So PCbros, how do you guys like Daji?

She feels good, but the ult doesn't synergize well. At least with me. Still fun though.

This. Even full build level 20 if some Poseidon gets his fucking whirlpool off on me that shit will shred my protections, thrn you've got hunters with shit like Qins and execucutioners, there's magus and so much fucking penetration on shit that doesn't need it. If you actually had to build into pen instead of just being a hunter and building Qins or you're susano and lol auto attack cancel hydras lament, shit like that. It's hard to tank when every cunt has percentage pen or high amounts of flat pen in every build. I would fucking adore a support item that works like a reverse obsidian shard, removing 30% of all penetration on your defense.

New secret strats

Blink Poseidon

Because at the end of the day he knows he's just shit at this game

>play ranked
>first bans are all troll picks
hmmm