/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Protip, bellyposter has always been one person

>if a hop acts suspicious around the armory without knowledge that they are a traitor and deafsplosives the warden
If he niggers shit from the armoury, it smells like abuse of power to me. 10 minutes and demotion, plus however many implants you want to stick in him.

It's me, kolith. I'm the bellyposter!

what is problem?

No, IM the bellyposter

Why does this image arouse me?

Your mother once told you that you would marry a fat woman and you've been subconsciously thinking about that ever since

the rest of sec were in cahoots or were traitors anyway so it's not like it mattered it just took the wind out of my sails to die so early when it was looking like we were doing a good coordinated security job until they had it out for me and my credentials

>log in
>Yahir, Sawbones, Isaac, Rin, Felicity, Station Beacon
>log out

IT GROWS

Crew, did you know that celts fetish is for twinks in diapers?

What did he mean by this?

>that col sanders
gets me every time

>plauge
It's plague. Someone please tell plaugewalker that just because his ckey is misspelled is no excuse to continue to misspell a word.

Why the fuck is carsh still there? He's permabanned.

>waifus

Which are actually cute girls?

that isnt even what discord looks like

Permabanned players are allowed in the discord, for some reason.

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Can someone with github account report issue that bar sign on bagel moves from wall to the ground below when you change name it displays?

YOu can bug report in game, there's a bot that automatically makes an issue.

Wew I didn't see it, thanks

BLASMA

I didn't know bots make issues wtf, do the admins know about this

d3athrow-issues is a bot that turns bug reports in game onto actual github issues. You can however hand make issues too.

>detective gets BTFO over announcements
LMFAO XD

but i don't want to make issues

then use the bot?

>high level vampire fails to kill me in my kudzu fort

What the actual fuck happened that round. Can someone greentext? What even happened with the CE?

I think he's memeing.

Vamp did jack and shit as usual

>Sec-Command mutiny all shift
>Dude we caught a vampire!
>He want the only antag
>tfw

>the shitter detective last round was Revolver Ocelot

It was extremely obvious.
>shitname
>breaks into chem roundstart for his chloral injectors
>breaks into genetics to steal all of that shit
>generally griefs while running around the map doing ???

>breaking into chem for chloral autos

smdh tbqhwy senpai

Shut up, take logs and make a fucking ban request then. He killed the captain as nonantag.

Why are you so angry :^)

I'm sick of you guys bitching but not doing anything that matters

Make a ban request then :^)

>implying there are any non shitter detectives

>wasn't bwoinked for having the first name "revolver"

>stickybans went rogue again
always the funniest shit. I remember they struck the middle of a round before and banned like 2/3 of the online players and a tonne of others. Everyone just suddenly stopped moving.

What downsides are there to robotic limbs?
Upsides?

EMPs will destroy them, and they just naturally come off more easily
They don't contribute to your overall health so them getting damage won't do anything to you, you can repair them on the fly with just cable and a welder, they don't bleed, and if you ever need to make a buttbot for some reason but can't get an arm you can just pop one of your off

You're robust as fuck and you can repair yourself (I think) but you take one emp and you're fucked.

Even a little damage to your robot hands/arms will make you constantly drop shit until it's repaired

Do robot limbs affect attack damage. As in, will a robot arm swinging a toolbox do more damage than a normal person swinging it?

>need robot parts
>use your own arms

Why didn't I think of that

>if you ever need to make a buttbot for some reason but can't get an arm you can just pop one of your off
ROBOTIC BUTTS WHEN?
I WANT TO AUGMENT MY FARTS
wooden butts when?

Beats losing blood

>vore
>eat voice synthesizer
>fart into intercom
>"shuttle has been called"
>

>playing a race that has blood

WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I NEED THE ARMS FOR GENIUS

How about will I crush security's jaw when I punch them in the face with robot arms

Hurry up with the bomb already

Fair point. Do robot arm punches do more damage or is that a meme?

Since we officially have a fetish race added, can we port lizard and dragon people from vore?

The only cute girl waifus are bittervanilla, kammerjunk, yred, and fluffy_fris.

Is that why I get along with them so well?
Fuck.

Still clamoring for the closest thing you'll get to female contact I see

Who did you you think in that voice chat was a girl?

>bittervanilla
stop!

Rin

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Not my doing due to zeal screaming after assuming I've been doin this shitty picture meme of pootismaniac. So it aint me

Name ONE other person who doesn't know how to spell plague.

LMAO

>captain would've been able to just leave near round start because no admins but his metabuddy decides to ick ock and reveals that they're metagaming
loving every laugh

I'm only stating my side that's all.

so good

>doing a chill gimmick antag meme since it's extended
>lol bombs!!! lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

れエムムモ尺S

If I studied someone's common typos and writing style it would not at all be hard to imitate them in the thread
See: fluffyfris and their sutch/mutch falseflag they tried to pull

it's only your fault for not doing it fast enough

You have the power to rule 0 perma ban any non-admin.
Who do you choose?

Wizardcrying

Yaqueer Sperglinger.

>zeal screaming after assuming I've been doin this shitty picture meme of pootismaniac
Why would he care?

Why do you think?

>Nobody will ever want to erp with you

FatBaldBastard

If they are damaged they will damage you.

If they are damaged you will occasionally fucking drop shit which is obnoxious as shit

When you go to medbay they never have cable/welder so when they are done fixing your human parts they tell you to finish the rest yourself.

More likely to be cloned because they don't want to even fucking bother fixing your mechanical parts.

Don't forget you have a huge chance to spark a plasma fire just by existing

(you)

Souhei is MY waifu

I'd call out your ckey for being faggot, but we both know you'd like that attention.

t.Kolith

t. Kolith

t. Kolith