/meg/ - Mass Effect General

Cute!

>I want to be raped by Jaal

great! nothing in the universe is a more acceptable target for violence than rapists and/or pedophiles

Take the purple pill /meg/

There's nothing wrong with rough sex as long as he's hot.

Do you think Jaal is into butt stuff?

Someone post the comic.

His face was really into the butt of my rifle when I was escorting him to the gas chamber the other day.

did you know less desirable cuts of preserved pork used to be shipped from boston across the rest of america in 126 gallon barrels called 'butts' ? The term was eventually applied to the cuts of meat, which is where we get the term 'boston butt' or 'pork butt'. Even though it's actually from the upper shoulder area of a pig.

Yes, he prefers her pussy but he also enjoys knotting in Sara's ass when she's on her period.

Why

Speaking of knots, does anyone have the reference chart for body weight vs optimum drop height for angara?
Last time I tried to apply the generic human values the poor chap took half an hour to die due to insufficient force to snap his neck.

Lovers often become a little gross after the honeymoon phase.

>tfw femtur gf hogs all the blankets.
>tfw can't sleep because her mandibles keep tapping your neck as they move in little circles as she dreams of something.
>She's got a deathgrip on you, you can't move.
>Mouth is dry, you can't reach your glass of water, so close yet so far away on the nightstand.
>Mattress is getting saggy, she's been goring it like a lion does a wilderbeast when you have weird interspecies sex that make the neighbors think you're choking a flock of pigeons while molesting a pile of sheet metal with a dull saw.
>Her mouthparts cease their dance, the beast awakens.
>She clicks and groans, her voice is heaven, a choir of virgin women yawn deep in her throat.
>The pressure on your belly eases, you take the opportunity to act and move towards your water, mouth so dry.
>Her armoured legs suddenly close around your waist, she shifts and mumbles something as she buries her face in your hair.
>You can barely touch the glass, cool ceramic hinting at the refreshing liquid within.
>She's dreaming again, twitching and mumbling.
>A thought occurs to you.
>Grab her long arm, it's limp and heavy like a wet noodle covered in chitin.
>Use her talons to push the glass towards yourself.
>There, closer, come on.
>Let go of her hand, ikt flops down on the nightstand, scratching the poor table.
>She twitches, her hand moves and in her dream she pushes the glass and nightstand away from you.

>Life is suffering.

Eww

Liara is so cute...

I like how Bioware has made tumblrinas accept the idea of polygamy through its use in Angaran society

Jaal??

Why hang them? Just use a turbo charged artificial gravity generator and a pressure washer.
Victim goes squelch and is compressed into liquid form. Then wash it off and send in the next one.

What's the height and weight of an average angaran? I could only find some outdated information regarding human drop height, and even then post-1939 people recommend adding another 9 inches of rope

>this thread already has more posters than a /dag/ thread that was made eight hours ago

No polygamy they just share mothers. Not romantically. Just the role.

Toe beans?

Already did.

I thought they just had mothers take care of all children, kinda like a commune.

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>tfw no purple tummy to kissu

>no option to exterminate Advent, the krogan colony, Sloane/Reyes and the other seditious niggers

The authority of the Nexus must be unquestionable

Ewwww

>implying
The game doesn't discard the idea of polygamy. In fact, polygamy is very likely when the whole large family lives together, like them.

>he doesn't like purple tummy

>he

How much of Vetra's trust and intimacy issues are related to having been raped as an orphan?

honestly guys belly is an incredibly succulent cut of meat. Try slow-roasting it one day.

Jaal is 193cm and 121kg.
masseffect.com/news/jaal

Angara don't have toe beans.

peebee is NOT for eating!

Roasting who or what's belly?

The batarians are all dead.

if we use the formula
>drop in feet = 1100 / weight in pounds
then in comes out to 4.1 feet of drop height

not bad, really. We'll have that jaal dead before tomorrow for sure

That's sad...

Say that again after you get assaulted by some homeless immigrant on the street
>uhm no, I don't want to file charges, he was really hot!

post tummy plz

>ywn bang Vetra
>she will never become addicted to your cock
>she will never beg you to have sex daily, becoming a cock-worshipper
>she will never devellop more and more fetishes, ranging from hidden sex in Kadara streets to footjobs under the table at the bar, including xenozoophilia and lusting over Earth's mammal penises

Stop false flagging, Jaalwhale.

What issues are you talking about? Vetra opens up to Ryder and trusts him. She's fine with intimacy but doesn't crave for it. Her concerns are related to Sid only, the rest isn't explored much.

Are you proud of your yourself?

As opposed to your hisself?

A lot. I just wish it could become true. Ass Effect: Andromeda, involving exclusively lewd quests when?

You a snake??

pls no step

Mass Effect is basically dead, so would a porn game resurrect it?

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Get the fuck out Ralph

>tfw best husbando reyes isnt with you to watch the movie

>Steph & ODIN @autumnbreezed
>This weekend is weird cuz I'm done on MEA and am in a new project Tuesday which means I HAVE NO RESPONSABILITY TILL THEN. *clears brain*
Asses-chan is out.

Just started ME3. Should I give a fuck about weight as soldier? It feels like it's going to limit me so much. In ME2 I could carry any gun I wanted, and have ar, sr, shotgun and pistol all at the same time, but here I take two guns and get a huge penalty to power recharge.

Why arent you dating best husbando /meg/?

Because I'm not a faggot.

shittu tastu

there is literally nothing wrong with being straight

Fuck off Ralph, threads were so good without your shit.

reddit is leaking again

I'm not into sociopaths.

enjoy your emotional dumbos

Wait, are you saying I have shit taste for being straight? Go back to tumblr you fucking muslim apologist.

>dating a piss puddle
No thanks.

lol dumb whore, only retards fall to such obvious traps, you deserved the death

Reyes is trash.

A shame Reyes doesn't die from being shot. I wanted to give him the Wrex treatment.

all mexicans are stinking garbage

The writing in Andromeda gets really juvenile at times, doesn't it? I guess the target audience has changed.

I want to normally romance Jack at least once, refused to bang her, picked all paragon on Pragia, what now? Wait until collector ship?

jack's idea of normal romance is quick and dirty unprotected rape in a filthy omega back-alley

But romance and routine are not the same thing.

Part of its fanbase only kept playing for the romances.
Make it romance-focused with actual sex scenes and better character development and I guess it would meet some success. Of course, it would only be aimed at a smaller/more deviant target audience.

it's not like she's ever known anything different

She'll know now, or I'm not hte nicest guy in the galaxy.

/meg/ already has a husbando.

Fuck off to tumblr.

Speak for yourself, hambeast.

>/meg/ already has a husbando
yeah! And his name is eddrf!

I'd rather be chubby than a spic lover.

Who?

ok

So what about that SaraxScooter fanfics, anything out there?

>newfag

Why would I constantly hang out in a dead general?

Because you are dead inside, user.

To annoy everyone with your garbage husbando.

>he doesn't know of the god that is eddrf

>stop posting Mass Effect characters in /meg/!
It's like you're trying to kill your general by driving away active posters.

It's like you're an obnoxious cunt. Let it die.

>he