Girls dont care what you drive as long its clean

t. nu-male

Can I just shock you for a moment? You can get an AWD minivan.

fix your fucking rust

Not even my truck, desu.

>not getting a Seat Altea Freetrack and turning it into a >300hp 4wd sleeper minivan

Minivans are pretty nice these days

>5 kids

No woman wants to have 5 kids these days. And if she does, she's some ultra-conservative qtpie or a Muslim, and that means you can buy whatever the fuck you want because she knows her place.

You'd probably end up with a fullsize SUV like a Suburban or a Sequoia.

>90's 1500

Fix your frame rot.

Didn't have any when I sold it. The brake lines were pretty bad though.

>sequoia
>full-size
Pick one

10/10 will confirm I have 4 kids and we have a full sized suburban . I fell like a uber driver

My last girlfriend was a picture of refined Veeky Forums taste.

>grew up driving a manual diesel Jetta
>drove her father's 1989 635csi coast-to-coast after he died
>owned a 6sp Mini Cooper S until lolcastingporosityfailure
>driving a hybrid wagon when I met her (she was taking car of her brother's kids before he moved away) but not really enjoying it
>was thinking about getting a new 1-series or a used M3 to replace it
>loved driving my Miata, angry at me for selling it
>Wished I'd bought a C4 to replace it instead of the Mustang

She hated my Mustang, though. As well as WRXs and brotrucks. She associated them all with either flat-brim vapers or banjo-picking hillbillies.

Sequoia seats up to 8 people you dildo.

My mechanic has 3 daughters and he's always driven Suburbans. He just replaces the transmissions in them every 100,000km and waits for the body to rust away before buying a new one. He was just complaining last month about his 2016, and how it has all these gay safety features like auto-dimming headlights and lane-assist.

But he can't get anything truck-based that can tow a giant boat/trailer, AND seat that many people/haul that much gear. Other than a Sequoia, which he doesn't like for other reasons.

I wonder if Ford will ever bring back the Excursion? I miss barn doors.

Plot twist: your last girlfriend was trans.

That's literally he only way a "woman" would love the idea of a man driving a Miata.

Three years driving a Miata and the only time I ever heard the "gay" thing was on Veeky Forums and from guys at my gun club who drive Ram 2500s to the mall.

It's a tired meme.

>AND seat that many people
His daughters can't sit three across in a full size truck? Is the entire family obese?

Well duh, gay guys don't run around calling each other gay all the time - anymore than my friends and I remind each other that we're straight.

Just so you're perfectly aware and there's no confusion over what is and is not an "Veeky Forums meme" - Miatas are gay. They have always been gay. They are for hairdressers and gay men, exclusively. You cannot drive one without belonging to one, or both, of these groups.

You are gay user. Just say it. Just admit it. Traps are gay, and you are gay. Miatas are gay.

You cannot hide from your destiny. Which involves dicks.

>Is the entire family obese?

Not quite obese, but all are fairly large.

Also, sitting 3 across the back of any truck is pleb-tier bullshit.

And then there's the dog, and all the gear. As someone who's had both a truck with a capper and SUVs...SUVs are objectively better for traveling. You can access everything INSIDE the vehicle, you have a nice liftgate in the case of a Suburban (not a fucking tailgate to crawl across to get at stuff), it's clean and heated so you don't have to worry about food getting damp/melt/freeze/gross/etc.

There's just so many reasons to own a full-size SUV over a truck. The only reason most people will buy a 1500/RAM/etc. over a Suburban is because they're poor and trucks cost half as much.

id take both for a ride

>only time I ever heard the "gay" thing

I assume you live in America, which means that most of the time people aren't running up to you and screaming "FAGGOT" in your face. Doesn't mean they aren't thinking it.

Well yeah, I wasn't arguing against the practicality of SUVs for private owners, I was just arguing that the whole "three can't sit across" thing that people seem to believe nowadays is completely overblown whiny bullshit. I went on vacation three across in a fucking Corolla when I was a kid, and it hasn't damaged me.

Sequoia has 3rd row seating and is body on frame

>I went on vacation three across in a fucking Corolla when I was a kid, and it hasn't damaged me.

Should've spent less on vacations and more on a bigger car.

>hauls his family around
>complains about safety features

My grandparents were retired at that point, and we had just rejoined Germany from socialism a few years earlier. They were lucky to even get as much pension as they did.

Even RAV4s could get 3rd row seating.

Though I can't imagine trying to haul around that man people with the gutless 2.4L engine.

Id suck your dick if you took me for an offroad ride desu

my biggest issue with people complaining that a regular sized car that fits 5 people can't fit their family of 5 is that it totally can and it's a waste of money to buy a big fuckin suburban just so that you can reach the trunk without pulling over

Even then a wagon would be better

Crossovers are just the worst of both worlds

Tons of vehicles do these days, it's nothing unusual in Europe either. Every SUV or crossover that's even remotely midsize or large has third row seating available now.

>implying that user goes offroad not just down main street showing off his low tier sports car

Good thing we're talking about living in free countries like America and Canada, where people can buy what they WANT rather than what the Komandante tells them they NEED.

My mechanic likes having a big, comfortable vehicle for his family. Everyone can stretch out instead of being jammed shoulder-to-shoulder in a single seat, and they have access to their bags for laptops/books/etc. Plus the dog can sit safely in the cabin with a harness, rather than in the box of a truck (where they become a projectile and slam off of hard surfaces in a hard truck box if there's an accident).

A full-size SUV is not at all a waste of money, it's the epitome of practicality. When my mechanic has really dirty shit to haul, he just pulls a trailer. AND he can pull a proper trailer because he's got BOF with a fat V8.

>average miata owner
not even shocked.

stop calling proper SUVs crossovers, not everything is a crossover these days you fucking simpleton

calling it a sports car is being generous - it's an economy car with a turbocharger

Meh. Waifu likes my truck muddy, but hates to see it after a month of not washing it. I like it spotless clean. But am lazy

Most SUVs sold these days are crossovers, stay cucked by all the women ruining the market

>tfw am a hairdresser
>was driving a miata before it broke down and I sold it
glad to know people didn't think of me as gay

the jeep grand cherokee is a crossover. it is not a proper suv just a fyi

the current grand cherokee's chassis is actually a heavily modified mercedes e-class platform

We haven't mentioned crossovers yet you shitty dildo. Suburbans and Sequoias are both body-on-frame, truck based SUVs with V8s.

MOST SUVs these days are not crossovers, because SUVs and crossovers are two different things.

SUV - body on frame, truck-based vehicle, usually RWD

E.g. 4Runner, FJ Cruiser, Seqouia, Jeep Wrangler

Crossover - unibody, parts/platforms shared with CARS, usually FWD

E.g. RAV4, CRV, Trax, Escape

I know you're new here user, but try not to look so fucking ignorant. You're embarrassing yourself.

Being a hairdresser and being gay are not mutually exclusive user. In fact, if you were driving a Miata AND worked as a hairdresser, that pretty much seals the deal that you're a cumguzzling lord-of-the-cock.

the only real suvs currently available in america
>4runner
>tahoe/suburban
>expedition
and xterra if nissan still sells them here

oh and the land cruiser, nissan armada

Except that they're all SUVs, only with different engineering principles employed.

We've mentioned the Sequoia like 10 times already, how does no one know that it exists?

Also the Escalade and Yukon count if we're double-dipping.

Except that there's a fundamental difference in their very origins, which reaches all the way up to the finished product.

Handling, ride quality, strength, reliability, towing/hauling/payload capacity - all are dictated by whether or not they're car-based or truck-based.

Truck based makes them a SUV, which means they're BOF construction.

Car based makes them a Crossover, which means they're unibody and designed to move people, not gear/trailers/etc.

By your logic, slapping a capper onto the box of a Ford F150 makes it an SUV - if the only qualifier is that they have an enclosed rear cargo space.

By your logic, vans aren't a thing either. Everything is just a crossover. Nothing is anything. Nothing even exists anymore. Am I even real? Is this even happening?

No, you're just an anus ejecting words into the internet.

because it looks like a soccer mom car that's easily forgettable

t. poorfag

t. metaphysical shit-covered dildo

t. butthurt soccermom

>butthurt from a dildo
>that is covered in shit

Have we come full circle? Is this transcendence?

didnt that bitch dump that user?

shouldn't you be using a dildo since you're so preoccupied with thinking about one so much?

Until you get rear ended and the whole fucking thing folds like cardboard

Yeah, something about his dick being too small.

Face it kiddo, you cannot compete with my level of intellectual intelligence.

minivans get v8 gas mileage too, fuck minivans

>not getting a Grand Caravan Turbo and turning it into a >400hp 2wd burnout machine, with all the power going to the front wheels (the only place it should be)

>expedition
>real suv
>has IRS

Inb4 HMMVV it actually has off-road prowess the Expedition is a mommy-mobile

Same as she ever was

Swing and a miss!

ooof butterface man

yeah so is the tahoe/suburbans, who needs a full size off roading suv in america? this isn't africa

Veeky Forums sure talks out of its ass a lot.

Farmers and people who live in flyover states

t. truck driver

i drove a rented sienna and it got 16mpg fucking sucked. but the captains chairs in the back and the privacy glass made it awesome for rolling up joints... i was in colorado

She had her hair tied back and was all sweaty for some reason...

i never trust them filter pics but yeah she cute in that truck photo her hairline is rough though wouldsmash/10

>90 degree spinal curvature
ow

to be fair the first gen expedition is a legit body on frame solid axle truck

this desu. I once saw a NA miata and asked my normie gf what she thought of it. her literal words were "That dinky thing?"

Veeky Forums told me girls found the miata cute, but they just find it meek. Another qt I know had this guy hit on her, showing off his miata. this girl knew him and only asked "what happened to your blue celica? i liked that much better!"

don't trust Veeky Forums when it comes to what cars girls like

shes got a really ugly face too bro

The V6 can haul ass tho

Yes, the GR engines are pretty awesome - 3.5 and 4.0.

Part of it is that she has that color-changing kind of blonde hair but I like that big-brain fivehead look although she can be pretty airheaded.

>refuses to drive my car because it's a ford
>drives a mazda tribute

should... should I tell her anons?

comfy
i miss living on land like that

This man is right. White trash love to have butterface girlfriends with daddy issues and rusted trucks from the 90's/early 00's.

based truthspeaker

yeah i cant do that big fivehead look it grosses me out if a bitch has a large forehead instant turn off

city fags always butthurt and jelly

jamie oliver's wife's got 5 kids.

The kind of girl that cares, pays more attention to your social status. And she's generally a trader too, in that she'll trade you for someone else if she thinks she can profit from it.

The whole "Buy this car to get this girl" is a meme from all the marketing departments of the automakers. Fall for it at your loss and their profit.

More like average Anonymous dipshits that have themselves believing the reason they don't have anything is because their standards are so high rather than just that they're too afraid to go after anything

Only proper SUV's are the 4Runner, Suburban, Exersian, Older pathfinders and the Nissan Xterra

When user realizes hes wrong AF

>tfw that body looks just like the girl who took my virginity and haven't seen in over a year

hold me bros

This is a blue board REEEEEEEEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=rArpyMXT2ew

>clean
>sti

So apparently two people have STIs in this thread.

I actually asked a girl if she liked my car, they all said the same thing

>maybe if it was one colour