REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
Jeremiah Nelson
D.Va is cute!
Carson Rogers
hey guys just a simple question if I click on a google spreadsheet can the owner see my email please this is important
Jacob Williams
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Samuel Sullivan
What ult is the most fun to sabotage?
Henry Perez
who /formermedicplayer/ here?
Oliver Gomez
New skins are pleb filter If you don't like them you need to go back to r*ddit
Leo Perez
Rez, if by sabotage you mean killing her or hacking her (then killing her) as she flies in.
Austin Wright
>JUSTICE RAINS FROM A-AUGUUGH
Daniel Campbell
Remaking for THIS thread
I really want them to create an ACTUAL combat medic character that uses an ACTUAL, NORMAL pistol and heals using deployable consumable health packs like torbjorn does with his armor, and a channelled bandage wrapping ability or some shit that doesn't heal anything until the cast time is complete
then give him an ACTUAL fragmentation grenade with a timed COOKABLE detonation, low to medium damage but a large radius
i just want something that's fucking normal. if the character needs some sort of flamboyant cuck characteristic to make him """unique"" just make him gay to appease the tumblr tards
Mason Brooks
No ;^)
Ryan Hall
C U T E
Luke Wilson
Wrong thread buddy You need to go to
Lucas Clark
Still looking for the sfm of 76 pov fucking widow against a wall
Adam Ross
>flamboyant cuck characteristic to make him """unique""
married to an omnic and has a robotic leg, there you go
Zachary Nguyen
fuck off, game doesn't need any more healers to slow it down even further
Owen Gutierrez
Just bring back bad company 2.
Kayden Sanchez
My ass is not for fucking!
Easton Gutierrez
with reaper's wraith form buff is he now balanced and viable?
Daniel Harris
Thanks... although that winky face makes me unsure unless you're D.Va
Asher Jackson
>shut down a attack Symmetra with Sym/Torb defense no greater feeling, fighting cancer with cancer I can just feel the rage of the attack team shitting on that guy
Hudson Phillips
This is your meta now
Isaiah Johnson
Play a different game, retard.
Brayden Martin
>le just play call of teh dootle ecks didDLY DEEE
Obviously they're not going to copy/paste a 68W straight into the game, nor is that even what I want, I'm just longing for the simple playstyle of a combat medic from more traditional FPSes.
Blizzard is more than capable of the creation of a completely different aesthetic with the same overall "feel" / playstyle of the character I just described and pictured
Don't inject your autism into every post you make, dickhead.
Grayson Murphy
>it's a "Enemy Team has a Duo Queue Pharmercy" episode. tfw it's a repeat
Joshua Long
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Jeremiah Cook
>traditional FPS
Go and play Enemy Territory. Literally nobody is stopping you.
Ethan King
>only 1 tank >only 1 heal >4 offense jesus we'd get insta pubstomped
Benjamin Sullivan
>"I go for the tovnastine" >Awkward Silence. >text chat "WTF D.VA IS SO FUCKING OP" - zarya
Dominic Smith
How do you actually stop this? I play Soldier and I can't kill Pharah because she is being constantly healed, and I can't kill mercy because her hitbox is way too small. My team is always shit and the only time I've ever beaten that combo is with another Pharmercy
Carson Davis
Congratulations on having absolutely zero taste
Tracer should have never been created
Robert Walker
>Blizzard is more than capable of let me stop you there and tell you that, no, they are not.
Justin Scott
leave emily alone
Josiah Bennett
Seriously what the point of playing Overwatch if you just want to play different game? Nobody stops you from it
Owen Martinez
For fuck's sake, will you stop twisting my words?
I want a traditional character in a NON-traditional game. Why is that too much of a foreign concept for you to understand?
cmon jeff i know you love the idea, please suggest it to the team for me
Ethan Garcia
go away geoff
Logan Torres
Jamison Fawkes! And Hana Song!
Kevin Evans
people underestimate how strong Sombra/Genji/Winston are as a team
Wyatt Gomez
Because the two things are inherently incompatible. You're asking for something from Red Orchestra in a game designed around a giant gorilla that leaps across the entire map. Nobody will ever stand still for a channeling ability.
Seriously, just go and play something else.
Justin Harris
>le I play blizzard games but hate them meme
Jayden Sullivan
fuck you
i gotta present a new page of balance ideas to the board in 10 minutes or i'm out of a job
Tyler Richardson
Get a Zen to discord Mercy. Her hitbox isn't 'too small', you just need to aim better.
Ryder Cox
Stronger than Tracer/Genji/Winston?
Oliver Roberts
>he wouldnt stay within range of the medic for 1.5 seconds for a full heal
ok if u say so
Landon Gomez
>Hanamura, last point >Our genji is peeking from one of the 2 upper entrances >Me as Ana to our Genji: "Genji, is your ult ready?" >Genji suddenly starts screaming as if having an orgasm: "OH OH ME ME BOOST ME BOOST ME ANA" >I give him his desire to release it >"GO AFTER THEM BOY" >This fucking hard-on cyborg gets instant Play of the Game
Kevin Nguyen
incoming orisa nerfs
Jordan Lopez
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Hudson Richardson
>he unironically wants the devs to add a hero with a 1.5 second full heal
Because that isn't objectively broken.
Josiah Carter
but they can't take damage and have to stay still
Gabriel Cruz
I know I do, I usually play healer so aiming isn't my forte.
Josiah Rogers
>people on my team always throwing Tell me why I shouldn't instalock Bleu at all times?
Ayden Bailey
No!
Oliver Harris
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Isaac Taylor
If you don't make an effort to encourage the team to play like they should, who will, user? :c
Christian Flores
I'd like to know who your waifu is so I can call her shit too.
John Torres
You're serious right? I'm really worried here.
Cooper Ortiz
So what do you think about the dance emotes? Will they be legendary? Will they be event items?
Jaxon Thomas
SEX MACHINE!
Luke Wood
Sombra has ability denial and EMP so it might be stronger, also it can shut down enemy pushes
Adrian Moore
-15%
Ryan Bailey
Just a question, do you play Widowmaker all the time? Will you switch in situations when you understand that you are don't doing much
Carson Baker
No worries, I wasn't trying to shit on you. But seriously, Zen and 76 will wreck Pharmercy's shit.
Nathaniel Baker
Fair.
Levi Russell
Are you a professional Overwatch coach? What team are you working for?
Camden Lewis
Is there a site or some method to convert console sensitivity to PC?
Levi Mitchell
doomfist
Jordan Reyes
>my team is shit >I can't aim typical man child attitude in 1 post
I bet you play Mercy
Gavin Peterson
Oh, that's impressive actually! You still know how to fucking m1 all match and get carried to victory! Congrats!
Nathan Fisher
too salty to keep it to one thread dva plz show me the way to overcome infinite noobs
Parker King
this is more indicative of a horrible team than your skill lvl
Tyler Rivera
What did Jeff meant by this?
Aaron Hughes
>tfw support main >tfw 15 sr after a win
Josiah Cox
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Cameron Evans
D.Va serves her daddy breakfast in bed and then crawls under the covers to drain him dry with her hungry mouth every morning.
Juan Bell
?
I mean I know I'm not good enough with my aim to deal with it. And besides if that combo wasn't an issue the entire playerbase wouldn't be complaining about it.
Sure you can use your ego to shit on others but there is more than 1 person on each team and when that one person can't do it alone you hope the other 5 could at least do something.
Not all of us are Top 500 McCree/Soldier mains with amazing aim.
Joseph Williams
Did they remove the cap on competitive points yet? Thats the only reason I would play the mode really. I'm at 6000/6000 and don't want to buy an ugly ass gold gun, waiting for something that actually looks good to come out.
Dominic Robinson
Or the one where it's POTG and he's fucking widow and kills 3 people with his visor
Jason Bailey
I'd wish, I'm just an overpositive idiot in gold trying his god damn best to have his match ups play with a good mindset present.
Sometimes it's nervewrecking, but someone has to do it, damn it.
Tyler Bell
There will be no rewards for comp soon
Evan Ward
>cant relax and play Comp cause worried about SR >cant relax and play QP cause of hidden MMR >stuck with 3 v 3
thanks Blizzard
Zachary Cooper
sorry for barging in here, but gtag is cancerous would anyone here who plays gta v would mind posting a pic of their hijak ruston? ive been trying to find a good idea for rims but absolutely no one is complying theyre just complaining about their stupid discord
heres a mercy pic as a thanks
Asher Cooper
LOOK MAN I CAN'T MASTURBATE RIGHT NOW I JUST I CAN ONLY CARRY SO MUCH
David Nguyen
You are shitting on other players when you say shit like "I can't hit Mercy as BABYZONE 76 because her hitbox too smaww :("
Benjamin Diaz
What are the graphics settings I should lower to improve FPS without making the game look like shit? Overwatch reset my settings. I know one is reflections or something
William Wright
reminder that being good at mccree does not make you good at soldier and vice versa
precision shooting and tracking are different skills
Carter Cooper
Fuck off, retard
Daniel Richardson
>without making the game look like shit? Impossible, you're playing Overwatch
Jacob Lopez
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Juan Powell
ok, at least here i get a fucking response
Angel Gray
go back to your tranny containment general
Sebastian Baker
>s76 without his jacket
fUCK
Ayden Brooks
Lower everything but texture quality
Nolan Edwards
So you honestly believe that hitting a Mercy flying with a Pharah all game is easy to hit?
Instead of being an insufferable cunt how about contribute to the conversation. I asked for help having to deal with it because I'm obviously not good enough to do it alone. You come in and stroke your ego providing nothing of value. But I guess you are used to that.
Jack Gray
i cant. theres trannies. besides i come here more often.
Caleb Martinez
why isn't that one of the skins that's what i want to know
Daniel Myers
So from Metzen's previous S76 writing:
>doesn't care about anything other than revenge >thinks war is beautiful and ugly at the same time >kills mercilessly but blames it on politicians for making him do it >has some degree of amnesia >grizzled, old, bitter and complains about his age >was turned into a super soldier by nano chips implanted in his brain >is called soldier 76 because he was the 76th soldier in the enhancement program >turning point of the war in his universe takes place in LA
Most of that is pretty accurate to how he is now. The only interesting thing to note is the fact LA is involved. Maybe that will translate over into Overwatch? Maybe the city we saw in Uprising was LA? Interesting to think about.
It's a pity the character wasn't developed at all though. All there is really is him just blowing shit up.
Colton Reyes
So it's confirmed that Overwatch is a big pile of shit and the only reason people play it is for loot boxes and dressup, right?