Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

This match was off the fucking rails

giv nova gf

So that they never have to owe up for desert queen zagara skin being a hack's job of a legendary

>carrying as kael

youtube.com/watch?v=t9eybY9qFfY

Before sending her we need to know what you have to offer, she is:
>Blonde
>Well shaped body
>Solid tits
>Beautiful hair
>Good voice
>Ready to breed healthy babies

And you?

There were like 15 or so skins that were upped from epic to legendary just because of their "coolness" factor, they didn't even change anything about them. Zag still doesn't move her fucking mouth with that legendary (epic) skin

>picking Tassadar over a proper healer in ranked
why

i.. um...

i'm pretty good at footrubs i guess ..

Oh please. If they gave it a futa cock, which requires almost no work, you'd be all over that skin

Damn fuckin straight.

Why is every fucking overwatch character as obnoxious as humanly possible to kill

You genuinely have to make several mistakes to ever die as Dva or Genji

>This loses the game before the game even starts

Wanting to make someone like illidan unkillable.

They should do a brawl where both teams are all classic Kael

Is Kerrigan good? I want to play as a busty demon dominatrix

Game 2 of trying to do the Nexus Challenge
The Nova in my group just did 22k damage in a 20 minute game of Haunted Mines
Literally all they did was scout the map and use Triple Tap when a fight broke out
Then she'd retreat at full health
Against Chromie, Kael, and Li Ming
How do these people exist? I thought they were a myth.

yess YESS hahah yesssssss

I lost a game because someone picked nova so the last person was sperging out and just picked zera. We almost won too but the zera never knew how to vp and only used it after we lost the fight so he could get away, he also did about half the damage of our arthas

not bad but dependent on the comp, can fuck oer squishies hard

>friend play kael
>pick dva with bunny hop and slow defense matrix
>watch the fireworks

She is a good pick on hanamura

>brawl

PROTOSS

WAIFU

WHEN????

redpill me on meme arthas builds

it's clutter basically. wish we could turn off hero levels for the same reason.

It was the punisher thingy

Why did Glauring go Polybomb when he has Diablo on his team?

Can we talk about how beautifully thicc Jaina's legs are? Her pants are so tight. I want her to sit on my face.

>Carry retards who kept getting the angel but not pushing
>Eventually they obey me, we push with the angel through 2 towers and core and get a ez win by 13min
>Was best XP cont and 7/2 with Kharazim even tho it was my first time playing him
>Some Jaina shitter who was trying to split push the entire match gest mvp for being 6/6 at the end I guess

I hate with passion how Blizz is shitter friendly

Guldan is so op.

desu they p standard. her pants are just loose

>Triple Tap
99% of pub Novas take Triple Tap because they hate missing nukes because they fucking suck.

As if being scared of dying for using a self-root is any better than a fucking global.

Sorry for your loss.

>I want her to sit on my face.

Artanis seems fun desu

yeah she is the best

>No mobility until 20
Gul'dan is balanced

I just don't understand.
Put that fucking nuke SOMEWHERE
It's at worst zoning the shit out of some area, and potentially hitting for 30-50% of the ENTIRE enemy teams health.
Just
fucking
use
the
nuke

>missing the nuke
Better than fucking missing your triple tap because your enemy isn't stupid and has their tank, wall, fort, whatever the fuck catch the projectiles instead

NUKE
IF ONLY TO WAVECLEAR
FUCK
JUST NOT TRIPLE KEK

The only mage with mobility is li-ming, kael and jaina don't even get an instant teleport at 20.

>fan dashes in and gives diablo a free wall charge
uh
????

WTB friend to grind weekly quests in quick match.

Price#1978

Kael'thas and Jaina have wonderful mobility, if someone jumps them, it doesn't even take 2 seconds until they're back at spawn waiting to revive :)

Ah yeah good point

>this fucking clown fiesta

its just like my quickmeme matches

>discount slut

show me a real waifu user

Is Cassia underrated?

Every time I pick her I wreck face.

If genji just got ONE reset there they would have all died

Dark Horde a best

Fuck off

why don't i ever see like half the maps?

i am doing quick play just to try stuff out, but i never see the pirate map, dragon shrine one, garden, etc

Jaina is the best waifu, Jaina announcer when?

twitch dot tv / mahestreamsthevidya

playing HOTS now

There's a map rotation, that's why.

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Level 20 dragonblade lasting forever is busted as fuck

>J U S T Leoric

>GFE

This is why Fnatic is /ourteam/.

>even pros can't end games on the shitty spider map

I'm SOOO glad they added warhead and spider slut map in the same rotation so I can experience maximum cancer

how big is gillys cock

>doesn't raise his defense at all
>makes a squishy ranged hero melee + dash
Hmmmm, no?

Which bundle should I get, lads?

Thinking about tanks & bruisers but flex looks good too.

Place yer bets boyos

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Flex has a good balance of heroes. I got the support bundle since I owned basically all the others except supports and some specialists.

>dva out for 100 years
>still no hint at who is next
BLIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

Betting it all on you, baby.

saved

Genji will die in the first 300 seconds the spend the rest of the game flaming everyone and feeding. quote me on this

Red team has no stuns but blue team can't really eliminate the Tyrael or Greymane quickly enough.

I'd say 50/50 but bet on red because the Genji player is a newbie.

when they make her into a Zeratul Heroic skin

>that new li-ming skin
muh dick

Cassia is good but also very cute

>can't save builds
>can't mark talents
Thanks Blizzard.

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There is a new li-ming skin?

BEGONE SHE-DEMON

Who is the most fun tank to play and why is it tyrael

anything that doesn't take icebound fortitude

weird way to say Artanis

NICE PRODUCTION QUALITY LOLBABS

I really want to autopick builds too on some heroes where talent diversity and choice is nowhere to be found.

wtf I love zagara now?!

I'm so tired of these fuckass splitpushing camp taking comps.

man gfe is is so bad.

I played against an azmodan abathur lineup today

It was as gay as you would imagine

>pick no damage tank that can't wave clear
>wah stop splitpushing!
You're so funny.

just let Falstad match Samuro and stack his Q to infinity

>When you could just win the game but everyone tries to snatch one last kill by camping the enemy spawn only to get reverse-sweeped

gfe are gone

gfe got second place doing meme comps vs tempo and t8 but now they are out of memes and they are forced to play normal comps.

Why do people shit on Resurrect so much?
More often than not, I just see Stasis delay the inevitable by a couple of seconds instead of actually saving them.
Isn't Resurrect potentially better? Especially in maps like Shrines, Braxis, or any others where you have a chance disengage and reengage to contest objectives?