/pg/ - Persona general

How you yusuke react to getting futaba pregnant?

I can't wait for Persona 5 Akechi Goro of the Resurrection!

It's night in America and shitposters are asleep, let's make a comfy thread /pg/!

Post how your waifu/husbando would behave as a mother/father:

>Be Makoto Niijima
>Come home weary from a long day working your way up to Police commissioner, seems like the entire world is against you sometimes
>Put away bag and jacket while you collect yourself, sneaking a look at your eldest son sitting nervously at the table, waiting for you
>"What's this is got a call from your school about, Shinji? You were fighting?"
>He matches the stern look in your eyes, refusing to back down
>You fold your arms, daring him to try give an excuse
>After a minute of silent battle, he finally beings explaining, saying that he wound up trying to protect one of the neighbors kids from a group of older children causing trouble
>Sounded like it all turned into a mess, with him pinned down and kicking at a boy a year ahead of him
>Doesn't appear to be lying, he's glaring at you the whole time as if challenging you not to belive him
>Sigh
>"You're just like your father, you know... Always getting involved in everything around you." You're not sure if you're scolding him or not.
>"I'm not so sure," Joker hums, stepping out from the kitchen with a fresh mug of coffee and another of cocoa, placing them both between you. "I think he takes more after his mother."
>A minute later, you realise he's given you the Pink Mug
>"J-Joker!" But, it's a school night!

MORE LIKE STU-SUKE

I'm a little disappointed that not all of P5's shadows turn into big monstery guys. I always loved that part.

>a literal wizard like Yusuke
>getting anyone pregnant

IGNORE GORO THREADS

IGNORE GORO POSTS

DO NOT REPLY TO GOROFAGS

*would

>Makoto x Joker
>Anne x Ryuji
>Futaba x Yusuke
>Haru x Goro

Daily reminder that this is the optimal pairing in P5

NEVER POST THIS AGAIN

DISGUSTING! THE FORM IS ALL WRONG! THE CAPTURE OF A LOVER'S EMBRACE MUST BE A SIGHT THAT FILLS THE SENSES OF WONDEROUS EMOTION.

YOU HAVE ACHIEVED THE OPPOSITE. DO IT OVER!

FOR MEGANE!
FOR JUSTICE!

I thought my Aladdin parody was good

Why is Nocturne so boring to play?

>ywn eat this cake with ann
why live

no waifus.

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holy shit i don't even like cake but i'd go gay for a slice of that

Do you have a job? School?

Its Persona 3 without the waifus

Literally /ourguy/

SAVE OUR DOOR
UNSEAL THAT DOOR
GIVE HIM PEACE
ITS ALL WE ASK ATLUS

Dated environments, honestly

A remastered Nocturne & Digital Devil Saga would really activate my almonds.

I'm explaining to a friend of mine the Reiji-Joker fan-theory. Is there anything to it besides "Joker uses Knives" and "an in-game file has Takeshi somewhere"?

>ywn eat this cake

Why live?

>>Post how your waifu/husbando would behave as a mother/father:
>Be Aigis
>...

FUCK

Giving the "pink mug" is how some couples communicate when they want to have sex that night without alerting their children. By school night, Makoto was talking about their boy who would be awake studying.

What's the premise of P6 gonna be? How can they top being a phantom thief?

I'm going to protect my sleeping beauty, no matter what it takes...!

If the Gorofags are cancer and the Makotofags are AIDS then what does that make of the Makoto x Goro shippers?

What about mine sempai? I don't eat sweets anymore. It's all for her. Cake-flavored kisses don't violate my diet though.

That reads more like Yusuke reacting to Futaba ever getting pregnant. Like, from anyone but him.

>wants sugar
>opts for crepe
>could've gotten ice cream or shaved ice or literal candy

I guess I'm just not a crepe person.

>ywn eat this cake with ann
why live

You can create your own children user!

You can get Aigis pregnant man, you just aren't trying hard enough.

>Makoto greentext
>no piss
Make more of these, pls

Autism mixed with ebola
seriously fuck them both ruining the general

Morgana/Ryuji bathtime fluff writefag here. It's finished.

pastebin.com/zvz6MKXz

Hope you like it. It's been awhile since I've written something like this, so apologies if it feels scattered.

you're the fucking writefag write how my waifu would be a mother for me

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I liked her better when she was Jonathan

It is a well done painting, but it suffers from quite an important flaw, which is that Ann only has four fingers. Quite frankly, she looks rather alien.

Who is your waifu?

ha gheeeeey

But I'm still awake

Some guy over at /a/ magically was able to make her pregnant, so maybe you weren't trying hard enough.

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>pink mug

TIL

Ann.

Ahaha

has fuukafag learned Japanese so he can speak to his waifu in her native tongue yet?

>pink mug
wait... wait wasn't there a pink mug in the dojima household?

who's was it?

This is nice, thanks writefag

Honestly curious write user, what would Aigis be as a mother?

I imagine some user is sitting at their computer realizing what their parents have been up to this whole time.

That would require work, and all that autisticloon is willing to do is copy shitty motivational quotes and write "this fuuka post brought to you by gayloverneghole.com"

It's the fucking random encounters.

Is fan art critic Yusuke the only good meme we have going on right now?

he is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve

Goro and Makoto being the OTP of P5 is still very spicy.

Dunno about this, but I expect Persona 3 to 5 remake where you play Solo ala SMT. No S.Link or confidant and no teammates, your only allies is demons you can recruit. You can still get your Persona but from demons negotiating and strenghten the associate arcana by performing missions from them. Everything will be story oriented ala Soulsborne series.

>there isn't an option to dropkick Caroline
This game is garbage

>Atlus does a Persona 5 remake
>Everyone is excited or thinking it's going to be a Persona 4 the golden
>Joker is more bad ass
>You can waifu everyone
>Everyone
>If you waifu Lavenza you break the game
>If you waifu Goro you redeem him
>Kawa and Sae can become party members

give it a week and once more than two people start liking it, everyone will decide to hate it

Sounds like you got your ass reject desu senpai

>>Kawa and Sae can become party members
When can I preorder?

she's a bit too low to the ground to dropkick without cracking your own skull

>expecting this to ever happen

I'll give it a week

>there isn't an option to kiss Caroline
This game is garbage

Eh, it's worth it

I love Shiho!

>They have similar posture
>Dark wavy hair
>Reiji did magic tricks joker can move his pencil and phone like magic
>Takashi and joker would be around the same age
>Both have similar spells
>Mark said reiji's child inherited his standoffish personality and sharp tongue which joker has

>can't fuck caroline
this game had a lot of potential but alas

Sup Personababs, I'm here to do tarot readings tonight if anyone wants them. Please tell me what you want to be read for and in a few minutes, you'll get your results. I use Rider-Waite, the same that's used in the games.

that was really sweet
good job

I never noticed that before.

Tell me my future

>no option to spank caroline's bare ass
i was gonna give this game a 10 but i just can't do that in good conscience

I wonder if they'd get snippy at each other while Futaba's knocked up.

Aw, this is cute. Nice user

Sword Art Online wasn't that bad.

but the only other person in the house was nanak...
oh fuck

Predict the end of Goro Shitposting

>joker can move his pencil and phone like magic
spinning your pencil between your fingers like that isn't magic

the phone thing is ballsy though, i'd be scared of flubbing it once and destroying my phone with the magic app on it

Tell me if going into pharmacy is a good idea for me

how's my love life gonna be going mate

How will Persona 5 Arena work? Will the P3 and P4 characters be older, or will they come up with an excuse for everyone to be the same age so they can recycle assets?

Shiho route when?

I would support this but Joker's parents are getting a divorce so it makes me sad.

I love Haru!