/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

Catbeasts should be valid.

>be quartermaster, ordering guns for security because of wizards
>wizard teleports behind me, turns me into a catbeast, and disappears into a cloud of smoke
>sec officer blasts my head off because valids
>see cargo techs immediately start asking where i was

Catbeasts shouldn't be valid

fuck off furfag..

if it means anything, I didn't see you transform and I saw you pop out of the most recent smoke puff when she blinked away.

I believed that, somehow, in that short small period, they got turned into a cat beast before attempting too blink away again.

I only started realizing what I did after I noticed that there was a lot of cat beasts in the halls.

Sorry.

>2014
I'm sure that represents the opinions of the people who put it back in.

Don't worry about it, I actually found it hilarious as shit, I got changed into a shade shortly after so it didn't really fuck my round up or anything

that was me again. I felt self conscious once I found the soul shard belt in the trash.

RIP I knew you got dunked on most likely

New cargo tech here, thanks for taking care of me until you got blasted

you had a pretty nice shade collection there at the end

>server wants valid skeletons
>deny it because of an arbitrary date
get a new skeleton validity vote
i dare you

no, why?

gb2vore

Catbeasts are valid, no matter how they became catbeasts.

carsh is unbanned

I checked the banpage and he's still banned?

never been there, what would make you think that?

>arbitrary
Is this post ironic?
There are a lot of things people wanted in the past that they do not currently want. Stop being stupid.

it's furfag central.

he was playing earlier.

no it isn't

When? The logs don't show this

>no arguments to validate your claim that people don't want valid skeletons now
heh..
it was an admin using a fake ckey you gigantic retard

what kind of shit admin does that?
lemme guess, one of carsh's metafriends?

Nah, I had a day pass.

day pass?
more like gay pass
haha

>>no arguments to validate your claim that people don't want valid skeletons now
I don't have to argue shit. Burden of proof is on you, and you don't prove shit with a three year old poll.

>cursed dice flavor text implies that turning into slime = kill everybody because of the flavortext
>older players would probably know this isn't true but newer players would probably think it means they're suppose to kill people
>badmins ban new players

>nuh uh ur wrong
what a surprise

>ahelp: am I an antag now?
damn... so hard...

Ok.

but muh immurshuns

Catbeasts are SUPER valid. You must kill all of them that you see, even crewmen, to end their suffering.

Anyone that says otherwise wants to turn the server into a furry hugbox.

my station bombing husbando...

>round start
>WELCOME TO THE SYNDICATE
>ahelp: am I an antag now?

>get flashed by rev
>ahelp:am I an antag now?

>new player has no idea about greys or telepathy
>voice in the room says: Kill Bo Digson, the faggot
>ahelp: am I antag now?

There is literally nothing wrong with ahelpin if you are genuinely unsure

either way don't metagrudge me pls

>Opened a bomb valve on-station to try and blow up some nuke ops. You've been around long enough to know not to bomb the station as nonantag

>66 open pull requests
>still no antag datums
>no new game modes
>no multiz map
I thought we were supposed to be the strongest codebase
What happened?

So code it already, what the fuck are you waiting for?

baby's day out simulator

antag datums are nearly done though

Chased away all our best coders and collaborators, left with a few amateurs making baby's first PR and causing a ton of bugs that they feel no responsibility to fix.

Fuck off. They're fsggots eith huge egos who think they always know best and it's better that they're gone

The post I replied to gives a number of reasons why it ISN'T better.

Stop with those sour grapes.

>multi z maps
Why do we need this?
How about we work on gameplay and balance before a retardedly huge map?

>balance fags

Actually the cancer killing Veeky Forums
Nobody cares about the RP experience when you gotta spend all your time making sure certain people can collect their valids better

Nobody said anything about RP or validhunting.

>half of those have conflicts and the other half are too afraid to ask a collab to fucking merge it already
>just shown that nexis is still working on them
>see above
>unneeded

>flavortext is required to RP
Why do waifus believe this?

Post proof of someone ever saying that

Why do you believe you have to suck dick to be respected here?

A U T I S M

>the autistic girl on the photocopiers was an antag the entire time AND was the only one who got dat greentext

But if you're against flavortext, you're a hippie-tier valid hunting shitter.

Joanna-chan is trying her best!

>"Security Captain" is usual redshirt shitter who losses it at the sight of anything
> Murderous Vox
>Photocopier stealing cat
>Autism Girl
>demoted because of cargonia

Well, that was a good round

I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>"Security Captain" is usual redshirt shitter who losses it at the sight of anything
>ordering guns and cutting cameras and generally being unlikeable
>"hurr why did I get demoted"

>I was a tardwrangler for a master assassin

>Demoting people over stupid shit
Wow, I hope you didn't get too salty that round

>engineering borg
>drag burnt human in crit to cryo, no doctors around
>ai keeps telling me to put them in cryo
>ai becomes upset and passive-aggressive for the rest of the round when I tell it I cannot put it in cryo since I'm an engineering borg, it swears that all borgs can do that

>tfw roundstart jellygirls soon
>tfw I already have a waifu with lore all lined up and ready to go

teehee~

>>Demoting people over stupid shit
I hope to god you're joking.

>roundstart jellygirls soon
not going to happen

no

Mine is going to be named Jellia!

She is going to be cute and smart!

>>Order 1 Crate of 2 Ballistics, and 1 crate of Ballistic ammo
>>Cut some cameras to stop AI from reporting me to Redshits
>Look at this guys this QM must be planing something Hur, Dur.
>I know, lets demote him.

yeah because slimepeople are genderless

>all those fucking plants she dragged into hydroponics

Slimes get healed by electricity instead of shocked right? That's like free glubbs?

Though physically genderless, they tend to follow the aesthetic of one or the other due to being former humans/living among humans so much.

Also they'recurrently bald because hair code is cancer, they might get a few choices in future with a special transparency filter to make it look natural to them.

t. one of the people working on them

They still get stunned by it though, so not quite as efficient as gloves.

Anyone rolling a slime is kill on sight

You have all been warned

>people shitposting in order to create a stigma against a future race

>they will succeed and slimepeople will go the way of the skellington

So what are "Antag Datums"

Are slime people are literally 's fetish, and he wants to give them hair for waifuing, can we give slime people the same stigma as furries?
Make them valid on sight like catbeast?

Should have proofread a bit more buddy

I will be treating them as valid regardless of any admin ruling on the matter, and I suggest everyone to do the same until they are removed

It's fetish shit and doesn't belong in the game.

Didn't stop you from fucking an amorphous blob, you sick fucker.
Stop trying to incorporate your fetishes to my game. Go to vore.

I was working to remove most of the blatant fetishistic stuff for the most part actually. I just like the idea of the species and want to see them integrated in a reasonable and balanced manner.

>guy working on slime race fucked a baby slime during the purge
>recruited someone to write a sonic fanfiction-tier backstory on slimes
>"not a fetish race"
Umm, sorry sweetie

>tfw no SS13 tabletop game

You're doing a good job, I hope it gets roundstart after all the balancing happens toobiehonest.

I actually ran a round of SS13 that I'd made up using the Fallout tabletop system one time with some friends, I don't know where all the documents I wrote up for it went though.

It ended with the nuke being set off because of course my friends couldn't resist that. There wasn't anything wrong with the station either, they just blew it up because they could.

>they just blew it up because they could

Sounds like SS13 alright.

Is box the troll vote now?

>Traitor AI

Is there an actual reason those machetes exist now? They seem redundant as fuck when eswords exist.

So you can force sec to cut your hand off to get the bloodlust off, which makes you uncuffable
They also do a lot of damage as throwing weapons, apparently