At a stop light

>at a stop light
>being at a stop light is pretty awful already, but it's even worse today
>while stopped, some assholes come out and start dancing in front of you
>then they get but ass naked, and one jumps on the hood of your car

Wat do?

I think you know the answer already

>Waiting in 1st with clutch down
>Quickly let go of brake and pull up clutch quickly as possible
>Car lurches forwards knocking over naked retard
>Sue CBS for damages

rev the car like bam bam bam and slam it into D

>pop the latches on convertible top
>bump first gear
>slice it's temples apart on top frame
>catch lifeblood in cup
now you have a corpse and a nice drink

Shoot them, they're obviously trying to rape you.

Pepper spray them in the dick and call police.

Does pepper spray burn that much wherever on the body it lands?

I want vampirefags out of my Veeky Forums

Yell "My work made your work possible!", before punching in the balls

More likely that he's gonna slam his D into your AH.

In your face, dick or asshole, yes

>being at a stop light is pretty awful already

It's actually kind of regular in most places

This intersection is literally 5 minutes from my house.
Good thing those hippies are too lazy to walk up a hill.

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In FL you can shoot them.

It burns on especially on mucous membranes which would be mouth, nose, eyes aaand to some extend yo dick.

What the fuck do hippies think damaging other people's property will accomplish?

That eventually all you own will be trashed, and then you'll be much more comfortable trashing other people's shit?

Oh I see, it's "artsy".

They're freeing you from the burden of your possessions. Materialism is the devil.

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Reach behind the seat for that tire iron and step out. Administer tire iron.

drop the clutch into reverse and knock them off

Throttle would be pretty tempting. Not enough to immediately dump the hippie off, just enough that there's huge road rash potential if (read: when) he doesn't manage to hang on.

If you're going to damage my ride, I'm getting some entertainment out of it.

You could just suddenly reverse if there's nobody behind you, that way he cracks his head open on the pavement instead of your windshield.