/join Veeky Forums we don't have any friends either
Juan Wilson
enjoy forced 50 lolbabs
Xavier Taylor
I want to BE Tyrande!!!
Owen Adams
Last day ladies and gents
You know what this means, DONT HELP LAST DAY SHITTERS
Hudson Richardson
Ok /hotsg/, a challenge for you. Which Heroes character, in their normal personality, would you try to have sex with? You have no special powers, you are as strong as you are now, and they have their own abilities. Who do you go for?
Nathan Sanders
I JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF LOW GOLD BUT EVERY TIME I GET TO RANK UP I END UP WITH A STRING OF RETARD/AFK/DC'ED TEAMS THAT PULL ME BACK TO SILVER 1 - GOLD 5
Matthew Carter
Sgt. Hammer.
Brody Parker
i want nova to strangle me with her thighs~!
Xavier Hernandez
Lily, I could probably trick her with some food and telling her it's some secret panda ritual for power.
Nathaniel Thomas
Canon and verified foot-sluts:
Li-Ming Johanna Valla Tyrande Sylvanas Valeera
Nicholas Rodriguez
>LoL guy I know complains that HotS has no meta compared to LoL >Says it takes 5 people to kill a tank when he's playing Tank Meta: The Game >Thinks flashing over a wall is skill Theyve deluded themselves so far
Christian Bell
>le play with friends
So I have to add these cunts to my friends list to get my D va skin?
Grayson Davis
Why does Blizzard hate her?
Mason Miller
>TFW no support duo
Justin Morris
>ywn lick the spaces between Tyrande's toes after 10 matches
Andrew Murphy
Fug it might as well rape Li Li Cant go for Chromie since she'll turn into a dragon and eat me
Benjamin Richardson
Johanna. >ywn go through 'special training' as her apprentice
Alexander Howard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Jayden Martin
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Nicholas Powell
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Michael Watson
yes, but its not that hard to find a group for it
Lincoln Foster
Garrosh did nothing wrong
Alexander Taylor
I'll support with you. Who do you want me to play?
Chase Morgan
>Quickmeme as Diablo >Really late game and both teams are 20+ >Get caught out and assraped by their entire team because they know im the only person who can survive for more than 2 seconds if not focused down >Li-Ming with less hero damage than me: "why are u throwing???" FUCKING WIZARDS
Jack Rodriguez
Nevermind. Why is Boss always how Hanamura is won or lost? If they hadn't done Boss we would've lost.
Isaac Roberts
Are you NA? My favorite is Auriel since my top 2 heroes are Sonya and Valla.
Julian Bailey
Because it's a poorly designed map and depends 100% on boss to win like towers of doom
Jaxson Peterson
I'm a Brit, so no. >tfw no qt supports to play as
Nathaniel Thompson
>Valeera "Stealth" Sanguinar will never fuck you into orbit
why even wake up in the mornings
Aaron Ortiz
Just carry
Camden Collins
I'd argue that the presence of boss just makes it easier to throw. The temptation is there.
Justin Reyes
>that feel when witnessed a Sylvanas too scared to push buildings the other night Im starting to think I should play Unranked instead of QM
Liam Peterson
>friendly about to die >put them in stasis >they rage
Dominic Jackson
Rate my team, /hotsg/; >Nova >Samuro >Valeera >Zeratul >Sgt. Hammer
Ian Carter
whats the other team comp, thats important
Lincoln Myers
>friendly Zag starts a teamfight with Devouring Meme
Lucas Gutierrez
>shit Q heals as Tyrande now >tanks think I don't heal now
Fuck's sake
Charles Foster
next hero = Garrosh, multiclass lok'tar ogar! victory or DEATH! the blizzsponsored mods of Veeky Forums deleted this post last time so its true
for the reason that those are true orcish tunes that embody strength and dedication to a cause, the music can easily fit to an industrialized orcish horde such as the iron horde anywy
Brody Stewart
Orcs are just bulky dumb humans with deformities though, who actually likes them as a "race"?
Ryan Carter
what to buy
Jack Lopez
>buy expensive anime boxset >out for delivery >post office has retarded schedule, could be 11am to 3pm >they never do the quick-knock-on-door-and-leave thing that UPS does >can't queue for nexus in fear some fag will swipe package if I leave it outside
Owen Harris
An incredible inclination towards Genocide, refusal to accept consequences for said Genocide and commiting another Genocide to try and avoid the consequences. Also having a proud Shamanistic heritage.
Angel Hill
>buying anime I know nyaa is dead, but you shouldn't go to that extreme, user.
Grayson Collins
Varian, Raynor, Tychus or Medivh desu
Daniel Mitchell
>3 level 1000+ on enemy team >no one above 200 on mine gee i wonder who won that one
Landon Sanders
>party of 4 >playing free week heroes >constantly running straight into enemy forts >nonstop flaming in chat please tell me this nexus challenge will end soon
Zachary Stewart
I usually never do, but I've watched Umaru so many times that I want to support it somehow. I pre-ordered it before nyaa was kill
Ryder Murphy
today is the last day of the Nexus Challenge
Kayden Reed
>warcraftard fucks up all youtube links like pottery
Brandon Anderson
Where is new bundle? Don't tell me its coming at midnight for eurooverlords.
Noah Williams
>Apparently have 3200 QM MMR
That has to be low right? Because I get the biggest retards in my game.
Sebastian Foster
Thats fine if it's trapping like 3 enemy heroes to set them up for a big wombo combo.
Obviously if they just maw like one or two people and nothing happens it's a total waste.
Caleb Diaz
Why play Zagara when Azmodan and Probius exist?
Colton Campbell
Infested Tychus
Easton Roberts
I wish they actually indicated that the boss's missile is significantly faster than the payload's on the text I lost a game last night because we were both at 1 core health each, we pushed the payload right next to the boss and they took it like 2 seconds later and won because the boss's missile got there a half second faster
John Sullivan
>buying a 1600 shard skin for a hero that is really bad at the moment
Gavin Sanders
>mfw the game is actually fun
Zachary Kelly
>tfw coming back from playing in the beta and never touching it again >need to play 20 matches, WITH A FRIEND wew
Ethan Flores
>mfw you start trying apply rules and game changes like Competitive and game starts to become shit when all the fundamentals are put to the test and fail, Showing you how unbalanced and terrible the game is actually ruining your experience of the game as aw hole
Josiah Richardson
>tfw 5-man mosh feels good
Brayden White
>implying it's not the second best skin in the game
Brandon Flores
16:37:29 16:39:31
Took you 2 minutes to understand that.
Parker Gray
that mini-gun nerf was uncalled for.
Tyler Perry
So does Tyrande suck now or what
Christian Rivera
Actually thats how long it takes you to make two picture posts
Ryan Edwards
ZAGARA IS THE CUTEST!
Angel Kelly
Literally the Smash and Run character
Joseph Cox
>literally carrying games as Diablo
Angel Watson
>expensive anime boxset impressive
very nice
Liam Baker
>tfw 1v1ing dumbass Diablo players as Johanna
Jaxon Martinez
who do i ban
Hudson Bailey
If I were you I would definitely buy Butcherlisk
Jack James
I hope you're using the sexy grill Diablo skin.
Jaxson Peterson
I wish.
I hate how you can't even grab jo, but who cares, I dive behind her, grab that chromie/ auriel and charge her into my team to get buttfucked all the while grabbing a health globe that gives me back 100% of my life and mana while Jo just runs away with 1% mana and 15% life.
Samuel Nguyen
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY STITCHES
I CAN LAND PULLS BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING
I DO NO DAMAGE
Carson Thompson
you don't, if someone on your team picks stitches you might as well go AFK, he is the squishiest tank, deals almost no damage and his only saving grace is pulling and gorge hoping your team will manage to get a kill
John Miller
Which is the sexiest announcer? I'm trying to decide between LiLi and D.va
Brandon Jenkins
>gg 4v5 noob aba - Lunara
Sebastian Johnson
who can i pick to be a retard tank and sit on peoples face and live
Easton Ramirez
how to do nexus challenge
>find group of randoms >pick leoric >move him to enemy core >go afk/alt tab to do important things
Christian Ortiz
>People who pick girl Diablo skin Its pretty much a reincarnation of everything wrong with Diablo 3, and if Leah is ever fucking added to the game I will officially uninstall
Evan Ward
how do I find a group of randoms I need to have the randoms on my bnet, don't I?
Nathan Walker
Deckard Cain is too old, user. His daughter can do the same things anyway :^)
Jayden Wilson
Abathur
Daniel Young
Gazlowe no contest
William Campbell
Sexy Diablo with those power thighs is the one redeeming factor of D3
Kayden Thompson
Johanna is the toughest but she's butt ugly and all her skins suck
Eli Butler
>Leah is ever fucking added to the game I will officially uninstall Might as well do it now since the Diablo skin is a thing
Cameron Cook
>Literally wants to fuck the devil You better pray there's no Hell user, cause if there is you just sure as shit just got your one way ticket there stamped
Mason Taylor
Does this game have chat groups or something like that? I need to find someone to do the challenge
Carter Brooks
/join reddit
Kevin Baker
>Playing this game on and off for 2 years now >Finally start to really play Artanis Good lord I've been missing out on so much
Carter Williams
If the devil looks like that I'd fuck him/her/it every waking hour if given the chance.
I'd also fuck Zagara.
Alexander Adams
who should I get next?
got back to ranked recently, Chromie seems the best for maps with static objectives or extended laning
