/owg/ - Overwatch General

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Taking bets on how much content will be added to this list when the event hits tomorrow. New lore will be dropping.

Mei IS NOT fat

Sounds about right

>anthropomorphized accelerator-chan

Koreans are fucking insane, not that I'm complaining of course.

No

its from the fact that 100% of mercy's in groups are epic gold league gamer gurls and a white knight goon or two trying to carry her to plat. If you mention even one mistake she makes you will never hear the end of it

fuck you waifufag literally no one cares about the image limit and all this does is derail the general into thread wars crap

Here comes T.Racer!

That feeling when you hit Master (3505) and have enough time banked to not play and finish the season without decaying.

My season is done. I know rewards are based on season high, but I want to two shiny master icons for s4 in my profile (season high and end).

>win a match.
>sr rises.
>new sr.
>3499.

Is this Ellowas?

>tfw even the good mercy players ive had on my team i still had to coach and explain what we need her to do so we can win the match

the fuck is this?

Please don't bully Mercy :

Yeah reason zarya got the cybergoth skin is because being a fat dyke is what she has in common with actual cybergoths

yes
nsfw version is boring tho, it's just lucio's dick in the donut

How do I find help to get out of gold?
>Pick support, win
>get forced onto dps when our support player mains soldier or Genji
>lose
Its a continuing cycle and yes I might be gaining SR because I'm winning one then losing one, but god its so fucking slow and tedious and I just want to win my way to at least plat. I know my aim is as good as a blind monkey (so I can't even play Winston) but I mean I understand how to play Support well enough at least.

I just want them to confirm their romantic past already, it would all be over and we could move on with the next hot pairings.

Tracer's accelerator trying to fuck her.

user he doesnt even have a body anymore. Hes a fucking cloud

that's pretty stupid
at least they can draw generic anime art to sort-of cover up the awful writing and plot

>Existing to abuse your broken Q
>Fun or engaging in any way

Mercy needs her ultimate scrapped and replaced with ubercharge or something. Rez is too powerful and necessary to have and Mercy has to be shit to 'balance' having an absurdly good Q.

No I think that's Hollywood

>someone instalocks hanzo or widowmaker
>i pick the other one as fast as i can
I'm just like the Joker

You can fuck a cloud

>awful writing and plot

It's fanart nerd, it's just for fun.

>still getting mad about Zarya's hair and build in 2017

Fedora tears are the gift that keeps on giving

Sweetie, Mercy's rez is not too powerful. I'm sorry you're too bad to prevent a Mercy rez, sweetie, but that doesn't mean it needs to be changed. Get better at the game, sweetie.

there is no real risk/reward with her which is why you get all these DUMBFUCK gurl gamers maining her and fucking over comp because they literally cant do shit when they arent mercy and its obvious that they are carried when they arent playing her

D E V I L I S H

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Post images of tumblr getting mad at overwatch related stuff.

Stop

I'm still a little salty that her Christmas skin didn't give her pure white hair, at least the snow in it was cute.

Not just in groups, but in general.

Mercy attracts the worst players. People think that Hanzo or Genji are the worst, but they're completely incorrect. Mercy mains are nothing but low-skill luckerdogs, smug kids, moba kids, and fucking females (whores)

so
just because they do it as a hobby doesnt mean I can't call it shit

No im mad that they gave her that shitty cybergoth legendary

>Expect Tumblr appeal character
>She's a roided up racist (robotist?) nationalist

Truly Blizzard is a mester trole.

Sweetie, I won't stop. You're just bad at the game, sweetie.

>our team is 1 tank 4 dps and no healer
>pick a 5th dps
SOMEBODY CALL MOM

Here comes the little faggot

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Cease

Just do what I do with punk tracer and pretend it doesn't exist, almost nobody uses it anyway

Well, if you're a support main type: "hey I'm a support main" if two support heroes are already selected.

It's Bleu time.
>tfw hitting those tasty headshots

>Defending merely being in an area and pressing Q being one of the best ultimates in the game

Why do you encourage shitty gameplay?

>somebody call mom

But id rather having a healing grandma instead of some shitty mercy main

>those strong, comfortable biceps

I want Zarya to hold me in her safe arms and protect me from Red Team.

oh yeah I enjoy being gay but not wanting to admit it
she's a man with minuscule boobs
liking zarya is GAY

>Charge rate is so fast and ammo capacity is so high I can just spam at heads and still do well

More people should play widow. She's stealth OP.

Don't be rude.

Just a reminder

Xth for Ana's soft soles.

the charge rate is so high I sometimes wonder why she still has one in the first place

I've tried it in my last game, I got told to get gud and learn other heroes, then played pretty good (gold everything except healing) but our mercy (who stole my role) was dead practically every teamfight.

Now, I know that is probably just targeting as to why I noticed that, and obviously I probably should of done my role as dps better and protected her better, but I'm just too bad of a shot to reliably save her from Genji/Pharah.

>enough ramen and buns for a family
>eats it by herself

what a fat selfish pig. no wonder she's worst girl.

Bleu is best
Fuck off you perfidious anglo . tracer is still second best girl though

Reminder that Lena is born to serve

*Best

>guy on other team shit talks even though we have a leaver
>lose
>play him next game
>shit talks but we dont have a leaver
>win
It's the little things.

>No charge
>slow fire rate at around one shot per second
>Scoped shots only do 50 base damage
>10x multiplier on headshots to ensure most everything dies on a crit

This is my ideal sniper. Widowmaker is honestly too good at bodyshitting people. If Pharah didn't need the counter and Winston didn't exist I'd want her nerfed.

>HOTS made this couple canon

pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=58823259
reminder

I'm pretty sure Chu is going to keep drawing it out. Honestly, I would be surprised if he didn't.

Would Widowmaker be an even better mom than Mercy?

>tfw making someone on enemy team ragequit with my junkrat plays

Y-yamero...

all the fat goes to her tits so it's okay

>Unit Lost is one of the streamers invited to Germany by Blizz
So is the moral of the story that doing nothing but clickbait bullshit is the best way to the top? Seriously, fuck this faggot.

>A fucking soldier got salty when I outplayed him one time as rat
>Called rat brainless and OP
>a fucking SOLDIER

The charge is no where as fast as it was on launch and after her nerf it was really clunky. I like the charge rate as it is now.

Blame the thousands of people that watch it

>tfw your face will never be her chair while she eats a dinner for a family all by herself

Is targeting Mercy against the ToS or something? Why does no one but me do it?

Sweetie, you're terrible if you think rez is overpowered. Go play a different game, sweetie.

Sweetie, try communicating with your team. Maybe they'll help you then, sweetie. Sweetie, maybe multiplayer games aren't for you if you're having a tough time.

She's fat, faggot. Either accept you like bbw or stay an idiot.

sweetie

did it sink from her tits into her fat belly? is that why old women become fat?

Ok is saying sweetie a meme I missed or is it one autist doing it just for fun?

It's kind of funny since I unintentionally play harder in qp since it's the only time I can play jr without getting flamed, but he's one of those heroes that can tilt people hard and I love it.
>Fuck off no skill hero
>lmao why are you trying so hard in qp?

Quick! Buff some shit heros!

>Rat nades go 10% faster, tire health converted to all armor

>Reaper teleports faster and goes faster in wraith

>Half of tobjorn's health becomes armor

What do you think sweetie?

I feel like if he is smart he is saving to reveal it and gency. So then then tumblr wont send him another death threat.

autism

Sweetie, spamming grenades at chokepoints doesn't take skill. You're bad at the game, sweetie.

sweetie sugar honey child xdddd

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