/owg/ - Overwatch General

If Tracer gets another fucking skin I'm going to slit my wrists

Ich habe etwas besser.

Cliche and dumb

OUR POINT IS UNDER ATTACK

can you please button up the weird proportions between your neck and the chest area above your boobs are freaking me out

Hanzo and Sym skins confirmed.

Remember, cut parallel if you want results

Yo!

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>lucio gets fucking nothing
>AGAIN

Are they punishing him for being too good?

They're taking the point! Time to blow it- THEM up!
I meant them.

I think EVERY character is getting a new skin for the event.

So lemme get this straight Roadhog was only in it for the money and wasnt really friends with Junkrat originally but when they got fucked over by the suits thats when their friendship truly started?

Also i failed my captcha because i refused to acknowledge a hijab as clothing

>be blizzard
>see pharah and mercy are disgustingly overpowered
>decide to nerf one of the few counters to it
Genius balancing if I've ever seen it

>being this naïve

>take months and 4 seasons to rank up
>lose it all in 1-2 nights and go all the way back down to 2200 gold
Welp, this is the last season I'm playing ranked. I can commonly go on big losing streaks of upward to like 8 games and only go on rare winstreaks of upwards of 3 games. Matchmaking is so shit, putting me into thrower and lopsided matches all the time. I agree that it should be hard to rank up, but why the fuck is it so damn easy to just lose it all. Has anyone here actually continued playing ranked if you ever got to my position?

Here everything from Austin, cuz I'm bored and drunk.

And Genji doing a painfully unfunny Facebook meme pose isn't?

anybody know when the event goes live in EST?

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FINAL BETS FOLKS
HOW LONG IS THIS LIST GOING TO BE TOMORROW?
WILL IT FINALLY BE CONFIRMED?
I'm expecting not even shred of new lore on either Jack, or Gabe. But damn it I want to hope.

Somewhere between 1PM to 3PM.

its literally in the first 5 posts in a 30 post thread

Boob squeezing is painfully cliche whereas that pose isn't that old

cool thanks

Would Widowmaker be an even better mom than Mercy?

I dont care about autism or down syndrome.
I need to know if Sombra is getting one.

That was even more vague than Chu. What a waste of time. Probably a false flagger.

>playboy
>not doing boob squeeze
Nigga.

She already proved herself by being a shitty wife

Que onda

i can easily see widowmaker drowning her baby in the bathtub

>realize I will never be good
>stop practicing all the heroes and start only playing whatever I feel like no matter what the team comp is
>start having infinitely more fun
>get to drink angry tears from metafags who complain when I play nothing but mccree or hanzo or genji all game

have you accepted your place in the world yet bros?

That's a shame.
She's still hot though.

Jeff on queue times

He's not one anymore. He's actually classy by buying mercy chocolates and saying "You've rescued me again dr Ziegler!" Back then he probably would of been like "THANKS BABE!"

>Leaver in comp game
People should be banned for the season and the next.

Das gefällt mir.

>pharah finally gets legendary
>it's shit

>saying "you're too highly skilled" instead of "you're too low, you fucking shitter"

I've clawed out of my way from 1000 and almost made it to gold in a couple of weeks,

I WILL have a higher rank come next set of placement matches, even if I get leavers every game like last time I will carry my whole god damn team if I have to.

I PLAY TO WIN

GAME

ON

>She already proved herself by being a shitty wife
Kill a guy in his sleep one time and you never hear the end of it.

is your country represented in Overwatch?

>helmet is simply the default helmet but with a red stripe

And that poofy fabric on her upper arms just looks bad. Not to mention the base color is close to her default.

l o l

Netherlands here, so nope. I kinda doubt the game will ever get a Dutch hero, but you never know.

Apparently Pharah's new skin confirms she's a Leaf. So yes, unfortunately

>when your teammate is some 13 year old kid who keeps whining in the mic and calling bastion OP

I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS

>is your country represented in Overwatch?
Yes

can someone post the comic where sombra hacked gravity?

>everyone on the enemy team leaves in QP since we are camping spawn doors and they can't get out
>just forces the game to return to matchmaking for more players
Is this actually a thing?

Pharah's new skin already was previewed brah, it's in the OP. It's not a leaf skin.

I wish he actually had voicelines in Portuguese in the English dub.

A very dark leaf.

B A L D

Why is torbjorn allowed to be so op?
He LITERALLY has no counters

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but thats incest

whats even worse is you are earning leaver penalizations on your account if you leave a quick play even after someone else on your team left

Lucio is one of the only characters without native language lines in the English dub. Who else is there, Reinhardt? I can't think of anyone else.

What's the reason for that anyway? Do their English voice actors not speak the language or something?

I'm glad you found out you had hidden potential left, as for me I'm hardstuck in silver for several seasons in a row after falling from plat because everybody got used to the game and got better while I peaked early.

one day you'll reach that point if you aren't blessed like most professional players

Supposedly there are native american inspired symbols on some parts of the skin. I read that this caused Blizzard to get in some shit because people thought this meant Blizzard thinks brown people can be interchangeable

Pharah. Torbjorn.

CUTE!
U
T
E
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Torbjorn, Symmetra, Pharah and Zenyatta. Although Zen doesn't really count I suppose.

Pharah, Torb and Symmetra too. They prioritize a voice they think fits the hero over speaking their native language.

>Soldier 76 had to become bald
>Genji kept his hair

Lucio, Rein, Torb, Pharah, Sym.
I guess it really is a factor of a VAs voice fitting their character
they could at least replace a few lines, since the PT-BR has a similar nasal tone to the english one

Reaper
Torb
Pharah
Symmetra

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Gabe is just happy they match now.

Yes.

post cute Overwatch 2.0

Reaper's native language is English.

what do you mean by "cute"?

>everyone sleeping
>ana holding gun

Thats cute mang

That kinda sucks. Native language voice lines are my fetish.

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godamn u for making me feel feelings

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might as well put hanzo in there, I think his only japanese lines are his ult and sake!

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>tell your three year old sister that he uses his tire to blow up people
>"I like him."
Oh, she's going to grow up to be a lovely girl, causing mass genocide.

> stopped listening to other people's telling me to switch and just play what I went when I want
> rank skyrockets

Definitely the way to play senpai. So much better

why is ana old when everyone else is younger

LOCK HER UP

GET THAT PEDO OFF THE STREETS

>fictional characters will receive more love from girls than I will

its times like these where I think about killing myself now instead of waiting for my parents to die first

Doomfist will be a loli voice by Terry Crews.

It's little Hana who is seducing everyone.

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Hana Song!