/ss13g/ - spessmen on a spess station

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Who the fuck cares, it's the same thing every time edition.

>What is Space Station 13?
youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc

>New player guide
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
ss13.moe/wiki/index.php/General_Help

>BYOND client
byond.com/download/build/LATEST/

>Pomf Serbian, main Veeky Forumsstation server
byond://game.ss13.moe:7777

>Test server
byond://ss13.moe:1337

>Public server list
byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13

>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"

>Veeky Forumsstation forum and logs
ss13.moe/forum/
game.ss13.moe/logs

>Map renders collection: updated sometimes
game.ss13.moe/minimaps/images/maps/

>Coderbus, here!
github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
discord.gg/fE3Ts8A

>Cryo Autism
pastebin.com/raw/YmAyagUa

>Round Stats
stats.ss13.moe/

>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
ss13.booru.org/

>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o

>Nostalgia
boards.fireden.net/vg/search/text/ss13g/
ss13.moe/index.php/bans

>OP Pastebin
pastebin.com/raw/z7czw5WQ

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I want to fug a vox

Greytide pride station wide.

Why not Slime Waifus?

Why not plasmamen husbandos?

thicc tails

>Be Cargo Tech
>Find a pAI in the garbage, later get a borer in brain randomly
>Become wacky detective team with pAI in a mule as the mystery machine
>fail to stop the cult, pAI accidentally runs us into Nar-Sie while avoiding creepy crawlies

Thank you for the most exciting boring round I've ever experienced.

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"Borering" round?

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I was wondering where you went. A shipment full of goodies the cult needed came, and I was hoping you wouldn't stumble in on us.

Add the clown you coward

So, Rin here, what do you people think of me? What's bad and what's good?

Goddamn space carlos

>staticname
bad
>jap name
bad

i'd lowkey metagrudge you

tbt carlos cartel

Who?

>cmo almost gets caught
>stunpaper detective and toolbox her
>mechanic thinks he can out-toolbox me with a wrench so I toolbox him too
>two borgs come
>get flashed, cmo gets away to "clone" the detective
>use tome to tele to space
>pop lungs
>get thrown in maint with skeleton
>spawn artificer and shard
>skeleton fuck just watches me lie down unconscious instead of sharding me

Degenerate

ah shit man i'm sorry that happened. i dragged him over to go rescue you, but i had to bolt it from the secborg so i couldn't treat you

Rin!
The unpinnable Rin!

>not killing all skeletons
let me guess: you also ignore catbeasts

Biker helmets for sci when? I need to be pulled by my eng borg meatshield while we do drive-by shootings in our science gang

sharding your buddies without consent is at least a month long cult ban. You gotta make sure to talk to them if you didn't.

I've played this game for years
and I still don't know how to upload AI laws, too scared of the bwoinks to learn.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
LOOK AT HIM
LOOK AT HIM AND *breathes in* LAUGH

Nigga, I had a broken arm and I was in shock. Blame the CMO for using a fucking skellington as a sacrifice for a summoning ritual. Also I was trying to get you back up before you were teleported out.

blame yourself for playing a skeleton to begin with, retard

You all suck

Coders rule

Suck my dick

Wooooooooo

>r*iders

the clown is an enigma, it transcends this 2d plane
i'm not adding it

DO YOU FEEL ANTAGONIZED?

>all this exciting stuff happens
>playing music on a piano with no idea what to do

Use a freeform module, input whatever law you want. Just remember law hierarchy.

>29/30 on a late night round readied up for !!FUN!!
>round ends before we even notice it starting because lol r*iders

what won the map vote, I forgot to check

VOX RAIDERS IS FUN!!!!
FUNNNNNNNN

The slimebabbies are scaring me

meta

check at ss13.moe

Server starting up on byond://game.ss13.moe:7777. Map is Box Station

>be vox raider
>have to steal the SM shard, which is worth about 500 space credits from cargo
>that is it
w h y
Add kidnapping/make kidnapping a more likely objective so the round doesn't end in two minutes please

>slime
where the fuck did you pull that degenerate shit from you sick skeleton fetishist?

Honestly, just ask the AI and tell it that it can turn off the computer while you grab the reset or the asimov board for the demonstration. Use alt-click to drag so you never have an unknown board in your hand near the windoors and it's all an easy time. We care about subversion and people that just let themselves in, not honest harmless folks.

>call shitter a slimebaby
>takes the bait and starts projecting

OBJECTIVES ARE A G U I D E L I N E
TALK WITH YOUR TEAM, BE MOTHERFUCKING RAIDERS. DONT' LEAVE UNTIL YOU'VE TAKEN THE ID AND PDA CASH OF EVERY CREWMAN, ABDUCT A WHOLE MEDBAY DEPARTMENT TO TREAT THE PLAGUE AT VOX CLOACA FACTORY XIV. YOU AREN'T A SHEEP GODDAMNIT

>be a skeleton fetishist
>pin all hostility you've brought on yourself on the other fetishist group as a scapegoat
>try to play it off as irony
Just crack the ack already.

>ywn be abducted by female vox raiders and used as a sex toy

Just kill me now

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this

can you fags please go back fucking citadel?

No shitpost plz

who are the ones shitposting here?

Everyone is

What a shocking new development

>CLOACA FACTORY XIV

no
Alright THAT'S ENOUGH YOU CAN STOP NOW

You can't stop shitposting by shitposting yourself, it's not how it works.

I'm not shitposting though

Now that's just dishonest.

Not at all.
At least I don't play as a woman or a bird.

Fuck you

remove vox

Did she literally admit to metagaming
Ban when?

>she

>tfw no sec husbando to bully me

Stop bullying her!

>Insane man made head of trialmins
Is it over?

#Crotchrot

Thanks for an entertaining meme round.
t. Ginger

NUKE IS NOW HEAD OF TRIALMINS, THE SERVER IS FUCKING OVER.

Prepare for all new admins to quit for half a month, start drama on the forums, and then pull their teeth out with a knife

If only it was animated.

Still, fine work.

I loved it. Best RP i've had so far.
t.Chester

I tried memeing it even harder for you with graffiti, but janicart upgrade OP.

I saw all the graffiti; it was glorious.

Thanks for getting your stds all over the station you two.

WAS!!!

GOOD!!

>Issac got infected with the crotch rot while the AI was actually plotting

Thanks for not cleaning my fucking microwave!!11

You're banned Digitalis. Stop trying to force people to extend shitty raider rounds.

>I grew like 400 units of cruciatus without noticing
T-thanks botanist.

>get bullied
>decide I'm gonna go get a drink
>while I'm (((drunk)) I raid the armory, steal an egun, and make some cable cuffs
>Issac brings me into dorms to kiss me or something
>stun, cuff
>barkeep comes in and grabs Issac
>yakkety sax until I can tase them both
>bring Issac into maint
>find the hairspray perchance
>infect him
>end up running away and getting doorcrushed when I come across engineering tool storage hacked open

i'm 95% sure he still shows up and posts in the thread based on some posts that I have deduced were him

WE HAVE TO PLUG THE LEAK

twas fun, i brought you into dorms just to keep the retarted redhead company since she was actually retarted

Comfy sleep and sweet dreams will come to you but only if you reply 'Nukem Nuclear!' to this post

nukem nuclear!

That was a really fun round.

>spoiler
kammer is back?

I'm not Digitalis. Raider could really be tactical birb espionage but you guys are as imaginative as a fence post

Nukem Nuklear. Your chloral hypo will lead the way!

Tomorrow I'm going to make a PR that removes stuns and then I'm going to self merge it.

Choke on my self merge, CHOKE ON IT

Stuns are the reason SS13 combat is shit.
Taser goes through armor because ??? or slip etc., combat is over in 1 round unless you're wizard/ling/vamp.

>Diethyl still hasn't added the xeno queen transformation virus.

You're going to have to start paying royalties for copying my posts okay?

what is synaptizine you baddies

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Watching True Detective on one monitor and playing deadpop slow rounds on the other

I recognise that image.

>apply for admin
>get perma banned instead