When the Powerball is $650 million

Guess I should have added WRX or STi.

You forget something the one and only

>Audi r8 V10 Plus

>new Ford GT
>wrap around tree at top speed
rest of the money is irrelevant at that point

>buy a Tuono
>die

Oregon is nice, but I live here so it might be a biased opinion. Otherwise that is exactly what I want to do, the first part anyway.

>get an FD3S
>dont do anything much except make it super reliable so i dont have to tear down and rebuild the engine every few years

Or you could use the time and money to have the skills of a professional mechanic that way you can easily work on your car(s) and enjoy doing it.

...

>new one
garbage without a manual.

1955 BMW 507

Would be first purchase.

i love it cause its just so bond villain

those wheels are way too big
it barely even looks like it has tyres

like i give a fucc nigga

thats like 15 minutes of work for a ticket to ride off into the sunset in a solid gold twingo

>tfw Georgia
>tfw you know that the state's scholarship monies were all derived from stupid normies who don't understand statistics and threw their money away
It's a smug kinda feel.

All the Twingos.

>Skyline GT-R
>GT-R

C110/R32/R33/R34 and R35

>Powerball went up to $700 million

Holy shit, they're definitely expecting someone to win this!

Dreams, user

It's okay to dream. We all do it.

add a 2000GTR C10 and an R31 GTS-R and that list would be perfect

>win $700 millions
>invest it all in dividend-yielding stocks, averaging even as little as 1%
>earn at least $7 millions a year

1% dividends are super common. Lots do 3%, and companies like AT&T and Verizon do 5% and CenturyLink does 9%.
You could easily clear $15 or 20 millions a year on dividends.

That's all of your dream cars every year.

>2,500 dreams cars in 50 years

>buying a bunch of not so bad sportscars instead of something like this

Pic. related.

I once tried to understand dividend stocks but I'm too dense to fully grasp it.

If you win the big money there are three big players you want on your team:
>An accountant.
>An attorney.
>A financial planner.

One of the most necessary purposes the attorney is to tell the hundreds of people who -will- come to you asking for handouts no. He can be the bad guy who says, "Mr. user has given me the legal authority to reject any persons requesting money." (And that isn't true, of course.)

>I once tried to understand dividend stocks but I'm too dense to fully grasp it.
Think of it as interest.
You buy stock in a company, and the company pays you a certain percentage of their stock value per stock as a dividend.
The higher the profit margins, the higher the dividend rate (usually).

So let's say a company's stock price is $100/share. They have a dividend yield of 2%.
For each share of stock you own, the company will pay you $2 per year. (100 * 0.02 * number of shares).

This is how lottery winners wind up bankrupt and in worse shape than before winning. Keep in mind that $650m is going to be less than $100m in the end.

stocks rarely sell for their par/face value, especially when they regularly pay dividends...
please get a financial planner if you come into money, or at least a friend who took an accounting course at school

So the percent margin is only the percent of how much you paid?

no, he's wrong

The dividend payout is a fixed amount that the company's board of directors sets maybe once a year or once a quarter.
So it's a percentage of the value at the time it was set.

>20,000 MX-5 RFs

...based on the par value of the common stock if that's what you get if there is dividends left over after preferred dividends are satisfied.
If you don't care for voting rights and you can get preferred stocks, you get the first dibs for any dividends distributed, but there are different versions of preferred stock that exist as well (cumulative vs non-cumulative)
Dividends received are not based on how much you pay in the market for a share, it's based on the par value.

How much for that street legal 917?

>buying street cars

racecarsdirect.com/Advert/Details/47727/spice-acurahonda-gtp-car-chassis-no-sl91-24-i

$200

I've calculated I'll still have $160 million remaining after splurging on 10 cars, a house, and whatever it costs to keep all of them for 50 years.

>Work at a gas station
>Already sold $1500 worth of tickets since 3 o clock
>Mfw i'm hungover dealing with a horde of delusional cunts throwing their money in the garbage
>Mfw it will be like this until 10 PM

OP, please stop.

How much were you selling last month?

whoever is in charge of making threads lately sure does suck at it

you can't buy a $3m house on $1500 a month.

$5,430

I'm saying I'm deluding myself thinking $3 million isn't a lot because I currently have my mind set on winning the lottery, so it's affecting how I talk to people.

Eh I'd still take it over my current ride

>with that money, you could buy 216,666 3K Civics

This is the poison of the Lotto. It makes poor people think irrationally with their day dreaming.

Only reason why the jackpots are so huge is because they added an extra number. There's less winners and they let the media hype it up to get you to pay into it.

>win powerball
>buy dozens of crown vics
>buy massive plot of land
>make dirt track
>have a crown vic rally

>all crown vics are equipped like cop cars
>after the rally, have everybody drive their cars to the nearest neighborhood and start wrecking shit with sirens blaring

>win powerball
>get killed because mortality rate skyrocketed

>win powerball
>collect winnings while wearing a mask
>have super common name

>buying centurylink stock
Enjoy losing everything in 10 years

This. Strip them all out to reduce weight, cut muffler/cat off, yuge mud tires.

>find older, harder to come by car. example: FD rx7
>pay a full time staff to buy every single rx7 in existence
>buy every single FD rx7 part for sale, completely drain every part site of every part they have for it.
>buy giant series of warehouses to store my collection
>FDs are now worth their weight in gold, $50,000 for a rolling shell
Anywhere I drive I take out a pristine low mile rx7
>get out of the car and set it on fire

>a brand new one is delivered to me when I'm ready to leave my destination.

>mfw Rob Dahm drinks himself to death because of me

>not collecting winnings through proxy

Lawyers are there for a reason.

Also, quit social media once you do win the lottery.

>tfw been looking for a clean BB R2 single turbo 99 spec FD for a few months now
Getting triggered just reading that

The only lottery I do every once and a blue moon (or total eclipse xdddd) is the one where it's like win $500 a week for life or something. I know it doesn't turn out to be much after takes, but that's rent and bills you never have to worry about again, and then money from my job I can do whatever with. Afford a nicer car, buy cool shit, that's all I care about. Live comfy with that lotto paying my bills, that's all I want.

My numbers were
03 13 17 21 24 and 26

lel
i used to want to do something similar but with civics
>win lotto
>buy a dozen or so mid 90s civics
>strip them and add a basic cage, because rubbin is racin
>buy a few acres of land and have some fun
>let friends claim one of the civics each and personalize it for extra amusement
>car breaks? oh well grab one of the spares

04 05 21 23 and 58 for me

fuck

>arrive in Hiroshima
>check in at hotel, give no check out date
>go to mazda factory
>every time an RF rolls off the line you intercept, take keys, drive to warehouse
>repeat 19,999 times

The Japanese would be very confused. Added bonus, RF becomes fairly rare and values skyrocket

>get solid gold twingo
>engine isn't powerful enough to move it

>win lottery
>get WAT Racing into F1
>wrap F1 car in chinese cartoon girls

It's like Neverland Ranch for some kid obsessed with 90s toy commercials.

>$650 million 16-car wish list
>includes a mitsubishi and a datsun
>no porsche

quality keks

>1986 thunderbird
>1983 cougar xr7
>notch mustang
>1973 chevelle
>a few turbo mopars
>tradesman cummins 6 speed
i have a really weird taste

>not swapping them with all kinds of random engines with no regard for making them fast
>keep them perfect looking outside and take them to shows
>watch and laugh
>not making a cummins diesel FD
>not having an Honda F20c FD
>not having an FA20 (gt86 engine)
>a Coyote from the GT350 swap
>obviously throw in LS1 and LS7 cars
and so on

>i have a really weird taste
that's an understatement
if its an 86 turbo coupe that makes sense and notch stangs are neat

>86 turbo coupe
yeah that would be cool but i would prefer a 351w 5/6 speed i dont like keeping cars stock and i wouldnt rip out the heart of a turbocoupe for a v8

FUCK!

>RX7 FD with 26b swap
>ls1 Miata
>perfect tofu memebox replica
>twongi with rr conversion and the biggest engine that will fit
>3k eg hatch with a few simple mods
>EVO III with MISHFIRINGU SHISTEM
>R34 GTR
>armor plated Volvo 240
>no Teslas or autotragics
How did I do?

No it's not nigger, it's 450 after taxes and like probably 300 lump sum

>when the
normalfaggot cunt
>>>/twittergrambook/

Don't listen to this guy.

Putting money in market is risky and there are very few people worth trusting your money with. Hedgefunds want like 10% and shitty index funds clean up on you too.

Compared to buying a lottery ticket the market is not risky at all

>Buy 24k gold jewellery from China, getting it replaced monthly.

>lamborghini reventon
>ferrari f40
>sleeper vw jetta 1991
>turn a g-wagon into a barely-street legal monster truck
>p1 for my daily driver

It's less than that.

Someone from Massachusetts won.

>winner of 10 bucks

$4