/hotsg/ - Heroes of the Storm General

The Power of the Protoss Edition

What's new?

>2017 S1 rewards will be raptors mounts
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20562668

>Nexus challenge is over
It was a good ride lads, now go back to your game overshitters

>D.Va spotlight
youtu.be/HlrAD_fkZ74

>Megabundles Announced All players will be able to unlock up to 20 heroes for ''''''''FREE''''''''''
>Promotion ends May 29nd, 2017
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/megabundles/

>Heroes of the Storm 2.0 Now LIVE
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20695700/
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/

>Hamamura Battleground Announced Now LIVE
us.battle.net/heroes/en/battlegrounds/hanamura
youtu.be/Dq5-18Vt-c0

>For New Players
>Welcome to Heroes of the Storm
youtu.be/wPk004vsjuE

>How to get good at everything in life
youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs

>Which heroes should I buy?
Anything but Nova

>Official Community Resources, Guides, and Tips
>Talent Calculators, Statistics, Youtubers, and more
us.battle.net/heroes/en/guides-resources/

>Current Weekly Sale
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20720246/
>Current Weekly Brawl
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20766462/
>Current Patch Notes
us.battle.net/heroes/en/blog/20720245/

>Pleb lists
robogrub.com/tierlist
tentonhammer.com/articles/heroes-of-the-storm-tier-list

>Where can I find you dota reject feeders?
"/join Veeky Forums" in game chat

Last Episode:

Buff Cassia.

2nd for anime

whats your winrate with her

Is the welcome bundle not available yet? I just want to see what is in it.

5 cute facts about abathur:

- He's a slug!
- He's not useless!
- I love him!!!!!
- Abathur!!!!!!!!!!!

63%, I'd trade lower ability damage for Lunara baseline basic attack range.

i know, i was just memeing desu. I'll stay with the highlord until muh team will be able to follow

why would anyone in their right mind buff her
the only thing thats gonna happen is that charged strikes are gonna get gutted and some fend talents buffed or some shit

Excuse me miss but that is only 4 cute facts

because she is the best character in the game so far

Lunara a ____!

Charged strikes already got nerfed.
What they should do is buff her and remove bonus blind damage from her w. She still has plenty of synergistic talents around blinds, and then she's not leashed to another hero the entire time.

Would lunara make a good gf

be honest with me

Why wouldn't she? Unless you're a queer that doesn't want deer poosy.

Yes, we're in a very loving and stable relationship.

>every nova i see is absolute shit
>extremely rare nova once in a while that carries
>decide to buy her
>get highest damage, and kills every game
What the heck? Am I just a good Nova, or are most people who play her actually just beyond trash?

aw that's cute i can't wait to cuck you my friend

>Play QM
>Our Nova is just walking between the enemies invisible the whole time

Nova is shit when they look for the shimmer

she's a magnet for edgy subhumans, wild fedora tippers and generally anything under 12 years old (which doesn't neccessarily exclude the aforementioned types)

>stable
Was that intentional?

>valeera vanishes in front of me
>watch her shimmer walk away then come close to me clearly thinking she has the drop on me

>Angry Greenpeace bitch attached the body of a deer who constantly spews literal poison from all holes

Yeah, no.

playing HotS makes me want to replay Warcraft 3 but I don't have TFT, I used to borrow a friend's so I only have Reign of Chaos and Blizzard sells TFT for 10€

How was that fish dick MVP? he had literally zero kills and i had more than my entire team combined and never even made it to the voting screen. Everyone even agreed that i won the match for us basically when i almost soloed the enemy team and saved our immortal at 500 health

your ineptitude is astonishing

I aht too much coffee

>How was that fish dick
you tell us

>see valeera sneaking up to me from a mile away
>no skillshot damage

whats the best nazeebo build?

zombies? spiders?

I'm standing on the precipice with this game.

If the next hero announced is another Overwatch hero, I'm fucking out. I can't take much more pandering garbage.

I mainly joined because I'm a big Warcraft fan, and we've yet to see even 1 Warcraft event yet. SC2 and D3 both got their events, and now it seems like Overwatch had theirs before Warcraft.

This kind of disrespect is pretty insidious.

>Valeera vanishes right in front of me
>I see her shimmer
>I throw a skillshot that'll hit her
>She Death From Aboves me and kills me
FUCK
HAVING TO CLOSE INTO MELEE RANGE IS LIKE 1 OF HER 3 WEAKNESSES WHYD THEY GIVE HER THAT

Spider, frog and zombie all good depend on map, your team comp and enemy team comp

>1 death
>No kills

Lmao

>Valeera
>21 kills

Lmao nice to know you were going against bots

nah it was qm, i'm just that good.

>tfw have to see Tracers god awful fucking face everytime I look at the game
>tfw have to deal with Tracers
>tfw have to deal Lucios
>tfw to deal with D.vas

Its fucking awful. I wish they would keep that cancer out of this game

>Reveal Valeera
>She cant stun and silence

>Reveal Zeratul
>Doesnt give a fuck
>Teleports behind you
>Unleash combo
>Pshhh nothing personel kid

>it was qm
>i'm just that good
those 2 aren't usable in the same sentence

He had 21 assists and a ton of siege damage

Sup discount /lolg/ , 5k dotard here. Is no one playing unraked at all? I've been queuing for at least 10 minutes and I couldn't find a game. I've been playing QM and I'm getting bored playing this cursed thingy game mode and it's so casual like everyone's a dummy AI. Currently 17-0 and I want real challenge.

Through a little bit of luck i ended up with hammer, tassadar, and ragnaros last night across 4 loot boxes.

Of these, who is decent and what type of comp does Tass favor?

I know Hammer is kinda garbage for draft.

saved for pasta

>Dude why isn't there anyone playing when its a Tuesday morning-miday

Tass favors dive comps but he sucks
Rag is decent, but gets really stupid on maps where Lava Wave and Raid Boss can subdue the pushing effect of map objectives
Hammer's okay when you build around her but she's not that special

You didn't win the match. His siege damage and xp won the match. His team fight contribution won the match. Look at his assists, he was there with the team. You were out yolofarming kills. You were the top in nothing but kills, which doesn't always contribute anything to the game.

>i want real challenge
go outside and try to make a girl interested in you
ill give you 30 days since you wont be making it anyways

I've been playing for 6 hours now and I don't live in burgerland. Is HoTs doing well in other regions? maybe that's the problem.

Where do you live

Been doing that since I was in highschool. Next please.
Straya

>lose 7 times in a row yesterday
>lose 4 times today

Eh, i guess i'll just uninstall.

totally fair match up
thank you blizzard

keep playing qm

>Play hero league
>Our first pick is Nova
>Teammate starts raging commits to throwing the game before it even begins
ok i will

>Play hero league
>Our first pick is Nova
happens less often that these (((comps))) you keep sperging about

>nova is trash
Ciao reddit

no it doesn't

Unranked exists for a reason you know.

>get samuro legendary monkey man in box

should I get him? only played him a little in brawl

we both know its true
post your recent 10 quick match comps

>take Lili on a date
>get her drunk
>get her to hotel and have lot of unprotected sex to make sure she gets pregnant
>leave while she sleeping and steal her wallet
>when she wake up in the morning she wont have any money to buy antibaby pill
>come back 19 years later and say "Sup baby, missed me?"

t. drone

He can make things happen but is very disappointing as he currently is. His main thing is capturing camps and trying to gank people.

The problem is he's 100% reliant on basic attacks, his heroics are kinda lame, and he's only really going to win 1 on 1s and even then only sometimes.

>give solution
>hurr drone

Suit yourself.

what a great argument
lets have a bet though, i bet you own at least one blizzard product that costs money
i dont

i feel sorry for you

what a great argument
i dont, drone

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Underrated

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If the next character is an Overnig I will set myself on fire outside Blizzard HQ.

If the next character is form Overshit I will tell Kim to nuke South Korea.

>That pic
lmao source?

The generic dryad with the cute voice would be better gf.

Is Sgt. Hammer a pretty good pick up? Looking for a good ranged hero

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You either siege hard or you follow your team around as a sort of ranged artillery. I find her kind of boring. Maybe the most boring ranged hero.

If you'd enjoy one of the laziest, most obnoxious sounding heroes in the game, sure.

She is made for retards, the kind of people to wear those jean-shorts for male. Some faggy haircut, wearing nike tennis with a monster t-shirt and an pair of beats by dre on your Iphone, basically everything that yells ''please punch my face already''

so the perfect pick for you

she's fun because you can annoy the fuck out of people. if you don't enjoy being '''that piece of shit''' you'll find her boring. same applies to probe or any other '''gay as fuck'''' gimmick hero.

What exactly do you want to do at range? If you want to back up your team, you can pick Raynor or Tychus. If you want to siege, Sylvanas, Azmodan, or Zagara. If you want to poke and deal damage, Lunara, Chromie, or Li Ming.

Hammer is just shit.

ravioli ravioli i wanna fug the panda loli

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>when she wake up in the morning she wont have any money to buy antibaby pill
Is this the intelligence of Li Li posters?
Flags on Veeky Forums when?

>all the overnig characters get nerfed to trash after a week
Teehee

>Zagara
talking about shit

Delete your Photoshop

>Love playing heroes that can zone hard
>hate playing against heroes that can zone hard

am I a hypocrite?

>not using gimp
pleb

Stop picking maw

Gimp is an accurate name.

>I won against bronze players therefore she's good!

>love drinking water
>doesn't want to be drank by water
am i a hypocrite?

no

she's trash period

>dat exp from murkey

that put you levels ahead of the other team which was how you won.

Better than Hammer.

Sasuga, /hotsg/

>respectable masterleague.net pickrate with a positive win loss
>maw is like 56% on hotslogs

The Murky had less deaths than everyone else. How does that even happen?

Damn, I meant nydus, maw is like 48. Point still stands.

Delete this right the fuck now you are destroying our chances of getting Zagara buffed
A literal queen should not be a viable mid tier royalty belong at the top