League of Legends General - /lolg/

When is the last time someone carried you to victory? Cause I can't remember. It's a team-game, but all my team-mates do is suck dick and chase kills.

cute metal bf

besides being a TRAITOR

Anyone in EUW having trouble getting into a ranked game?

xth for Syndra
nerfs edition

She scales well into midgame, you just cocoon someone and they're dead.

Seven games ago

grass

plants

RNGesus smiles on me.

She's so tsundere and so cute!
Thats why shes my GF!

brush

stop

>go on a winstreak
>get promoted
>immediately followed by an 8game loss streak with demotion

brush, I'm not a degenerate

>Still no wrestling champ.

What gives?

Yeah every game to my d4 promos
Feels real good ty mm gods bless me for only 2 more

stop what
shes my gf after all

This is why I stop playing ranked for a few days once I win over 4 games in a row.

What is riot trying to accomplish with malzahar's R change

no she isn't
here's your (You)
get the fuck out now

I want to fill Syndra with my stinky NEET semen!

This was hard to watch

>no she isn't
yes she is
>here's your (You)
get the fuck out now
why don't you? I don't appreciate you trying to insult me and my GF Syndra

(You)

>Every 2 marks increases Kindred’s basic attack, Dance of Arrows and Mounting Dread’s cast range. The first 2 marks increase their ranges by 75, while every 2 marks after increase their ranges by 25.

REMEMBER RENGAR'S OLD BONETOOTH NECKLACE AND ONE OF THE REASON WHY THEY REWORKED IT

Reminder that Karthus Jungle is S tier right now.

LF a duo bro on EUW.
Currently G5. Would love to have one less ape on my team.
IGN: Heart of Dopa

Make your choice, /lolg/

Very important question.

They must be getting a skin soon.

Shame because recently started playing them in jungle after finally learning how to git gud with them.

>reworking malzahar
>yet again

it's a joke at this point

What is the hardest position to play at a high level and why is it mid lane?

I know. That kick was lazy and horribly placed. She deserved everything she got.

They should just give him a VGU while they're at it.

Cancer champion
No idea why they can't realize that
AI power and press r to win ability
Those champions always turn out great

>dopa nickname
>not challenger at the minimum

there is no reaction image that can convey the level of cringe I just experienced

FACT: Lulu is the BEST GIRL!

Maybe you'll learn something in the time it takes to grind IP for those runes

She died

Its both a tribute to Dopa himself and a self reminder for me to stay focused and improve as much as I can.
One day, my friend. One day.

Stop stroking your ego baddie
>what is the most overrated role filled with the most children
Midlane

How can you crush a head then prop open a garbage bin with it?

Fake news! Lulu is right here in my arms and laughing about you!

ADC* FTFY

>not naming your account Hi Im SKT T1SM Dopa Faker

Quit lying to yourself, its self-destructive and unhealthy

Lulu is dead. Dead forever.

This

>mid
>hardest position to play

Everyone with a brain knows it's between jungler and ADC.

>lying to yourself

Support is more difficult than both.

I want to give Syndra a foot massage. I'm sure her feet are really soft. Plus she would like it.

Nothing sexual, (inb4 that scene from Pulp Fiction), I just would want to practice you know. It would be mutually beneficial.

Kalista too. She runs around barefoot all day, I think she would appreciate someone washing and tending to her feet.

It goes
Mid, jungle, top, adc, support. Anything else is wrong

>play fiora
>start dorans sheild
>get health for being hit and hitting their vital
Nice trading with you

t. guy who picks janna into everything and gets slaughtered in 40%+ of matches

...

Its top lane. 30-40% of games are decided before top lane does anything. Just staying sane long enough to get high elo is more difficult than muh clear muh blue midlane.

Its also the hardest and most unforgiving lane to play due to the lane size in a 1v1 matchup.

>
Would you duo with me, user?

euw.op.gg/summoner/userName=Bardson

>Euros shit up the thread
>Now they're shitting up the discord

go home

Why is it doing this

>30-40% of games are decided before top lane does anything

This literally is evidence to the opposite of what you said. Top lane is the potato lane, if you get solo killed you're retarded. With mid lane's champ pools, you can pretty much get deleted in a second and are much more vulnerable to ganks.

Dunno happened to me last night while I was queuing up for ranked and it made me stop and just go to bed early in fear of it making me lose LP

i want graves to demolish my bp!
i want to be his semen demon
jizz genie
baby batter bringer
cum caresser
sperm summoner
prostate apostate
ejaculate empress
mayonnaise maiden
jizz jockey
spunk monk
sperm worm
erection confection
ejaculate immaculate
salami tsunami
boner condoner
fluid druid
wang wizard
urethra barista
cum connoisseur
cock cream captivator
ball butter nutter
scrotum totem
weenie genie
benis burglar
seminal fluid druid
cummander
lewd lieutenant
testicle tamer
dong dominator
cock khan
stiffy sultan
sausage sergeant
boner benefactor
dick juice masseuse
man muscle steam shovel
cock dock
dick tick
cum plum
cock stock
cunt runt
chin chin bin
man milk mephistopheles
and much more!!!

>mid lane babs think they have the hardest game

oh man, wave clear with syndra, ori, ziggs and then shitting out spells from a safe distance is very hard

kys mid shitters

Wut game?

hmm

I wanna bake so many cupcakes with Lulu that cookieclicker goes out of business!

Not only is mid lane a tougher lane than top (if you get solo killed top lmaoing at your life), but you are expected to be a second jungler in terms of ganks.

>people with 3 million mastery on champions
How the fuck. I play A LOT of league as a one trick phaggot, and I have 800k on my OTP, seriously, what the fuck.

I'm like 10k close to my first 1mil for my otp main. I think its a matter of how far you are on the spectrum.

>GP broken again

hopefully he gets nerfed again

>be mid fizz
>follow their jg to bot lane to countergank
>triple kill after turret dive
>run into bush to recall
>die from maoaki saplings

neat

How fuck does one not have m7 with that much points?

Simple, they've been playing longer than you and have more free time for games.

>800k
>thinks he's an OTP

was it maokai support

It'd be one thing if he had 3 tokens but no essence but lol

Pretty sure most of them, especially the ones who despite that much game time are bronze 3-5, are literally handicapped (both physically and/or mentally) people who are chair/bed ridden and play all day every day.

Played longer? Mastery has only been out so long.

>dropped the game for a while, missed out on the newer mastery tiers

They don't get any essence because they don't get S's on other champions and and thus no chests and nothing ti disenchant.

Because getting an S on some champs is absolutely fucking ridiculous. The grading system is fucked.

Soo, thoughts about the new tourney?
Seems like someone at Riot said fuck it after SKT won yet again and they decided to contain the gooks. This new tournament is only 1 weekend long and takes place at EU LCS studio in case of NA/EU group.

I keep queuing up but I'm not enjoying it at all. Why am I doing this to myself?

Here's me being demoted with an afk

You didn't looks close enough, he only has 1 m7 token, meaning he has only gotten 1 S since getting m6.

>pick taric
>everyone runs when I start ulting
why is my team so retarded

I got an s- for this game. What do I have to do for an S? I only need one more for rank 7, is Riot teasing me?

>diana is still allowed to exist

>If you don't gank mid in 1 minute I am going to leave the game

And mundo just kept on farming

30 seconds

Keeps on farming

20 seconds

10

And I just left

>my team's first pick is Galio
>enemy drafts an all AD team
>Galio STILL builds MR

REEEEEE

Ward more and clear more enemy wards.

>that Blitz