>loud
>smelly
>not fast (average upmodel grocery getter is faster)
>cantankerous
>made mostly in China who they fought against in Korea and Nam
What gives about these boomer faggot mobiles? I'm seeing more and more tricycles built, usually at great expense of some family, so that these idiots can keep riding their ass rumblers.
My wife thinks that they are prescribed them by the doctor to ease prostate issues.
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Can't tell if you're talking about motorcycles or harleys
harleys in particular but any of those stupid ass massagers meant to ape them
do they want to be james dean? it's all so fucking conformal and hilarious
don't they even know biker culture was actually just made up by hollywood and laurel canyon in the first place?
Boomer circle jerking bought by idiots who think Indian Motorcycles are actually made by Indians in India
> IT'S NOT A HARLEY GLUB GLUB GLUB
but aren't all the parts for all of them made overseas now?
also didn't the chinese actually buy the harley brand?
btw they're all the same stupid thing to me
harleys seem gay
crotch rocket rider that got laughed at by HD riders spotted
>its a "squad of boomers revbomb everyone walking on the sidewalk for no apparent reason" episode
what do they want
more social security for more viagra and more trips to mexico and thailand
for the record i'm op and think all motorbikes are gay except those tiny ones the wiggers ride
Men get into hobbies to fill voids in their lives. Boomers are past their primes and want to relive their youth of owning a bike and having the freedom of cheap transport.
Not sure if op is bad troll or recovering from stroke
Ok now I see the problem. Basically you talk like a fag and your shits all retarded
>open enough to be adventurous
>too slow to be inherently dangerous
There you have it.
>too slow to be inherently dangerous
Dude seriously? I regularly hit 100 in second gear on my nightrod. Especially with a bit of tune Harley's are fast as fuck.
Just wait until you're old, friend
Sure they are, grandpa.
Whatever you say, sport
>literally arguing about motorcycles being slow
lol how fucking autistic can you get?
pick any bike above 750cc's and it will smoke the fuck out of the vast majority of """fast""" cars.
t. asshurt boomer
Cruisers are comfy as fuck. I dont understand how people ride crotch rockets.
>inb4 boomer
23 and always rocked bobbers
They generally have a reaction time quicker than 4 seconds.
They're more comfortable and they don't want to hang around in parking lots looking like gay ninjas
>Get a REEEEEEEAL BIKE
how about u bob on dese bollocks
nice try honda shill
you will never break the american spirit bitch
implying we care about slowfag more or less nobikes like cruiserfags
A Harley lets them simultaneously feel like an old-school rebel and a wholesome American patriot.
What's wrong with Harleys
>my wife
KEK
>conformer
I bet you own a Prius.
Are those even boomers? You might have urself some greatest generation folk right there.
>harley
>fast
lmfao maybe if you live in the 30s or some shit
>Getting so agitated over what other people choose to spend their money/time on
Sure is teenage in here
They cost more than ducatis despite having poorly tuned engines and floppy frames made of lead. Harley engineering is so low effort they are known to wobble in GENTLE corners.
Bike buying guide:
I have lots of money > BMW
I don't have that much money > Yamaha
Yamaha riders have cute butts so I don't mind when they pass me > Honda
I am a massive douche > triumph
Ay yo hol up I don't have no fuckin money fuck white people > Suzuki
I want to be special > Ducati
Same but I can't afford a mechanic > Aprillia
I just want something that looks American > indian
I fucked my sister once. > Harley Davidson
>loud
>smelly
>not fast
>cantankerous
Just like your mom
New Indians are nice though
This. Indian Scout is pretty awesome.
There is a fair bit of buzz around the new Harley Dyna/Softtail changes (basically combined the two lines on a new chassis design, with a larger version of the new M-8 engine. We now have a stock Harley segment with a mono-shock progressive rear end and a 100+ HP motor.
Chief > scout. Rode all the Indians but liked the chief classic the most.
I'll never get a Harley because the fan boys are as horrible as glockfags
That has fuck all to do with the comfort of the bike though.
Except that crashing into shit is uncomfortable.
20 less hp, 1 less gear, half the cornering clearance, worse suspension and handling all around in the name of lowrider looks, and a gorillion pounds more than an fz09 that costs the same and is actually comfier. Shame about the garbage LED meme headlight, but that's an $80 fix.
I hate harleys but Nightrods/Vrods are decently quick. They're the only bike Harley makes that isn't ass, which is why boomers get triggered by them
Anyways, what's even worse is young people who ride cruisers. Why?
Keep that shit away from my truck. I move hand 1in. to the right and that faggots done. That gay leather jacket wont do shit when i smear you on the fucking road. To many fags on bikes nowadays think they're tough.
the street rod is blatant millenial pandering.
youtube.com
Southpark summed up harley riders perfectly.
>To many fags in trucks nowadays think they're tough.
Im not talking about the street rod bro. V-rod/Nightrod has a proper modern engine, made by Porsche. My dad has one, it's actually pretty quick. And yeah the street rod sucks dick.
>be fixing my 80s honda shitbike in the garage
>running engine for carb balance
>fag across the street with some Harley heard the engine and revs his motor pointlessly in his garage whenever my garage door is open to try to get my attention while I'm working
do people get harleys to actually ride? or is it a $30,000 paperweight to try and fail to impress people with?
why is it that people from the east coast, usually the southern part of it whine about every thing? is it the oppressive church culture? not only do you have the stresses of modern life, career etc, but the 2 days you dont have to work, you have to go to a church before the work week begins?
i dont get it either, if you want comfy get a BMW touring bike, they go for about the same as bigger harleys, V-Max's and other muscle bikes are bretty cool though. I nevery got why driving slow somewhat comfy bikes made you a badass. Harley's are so expensive for how simple they are, just get a honda cruiser if you want to look gay.
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