/meg/ - Mass Effect General

>MASS EFFECT ANDROMEDA VIDEO PASTEBIN:
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>MEG's updated Pastebin
pastebin.com/ehq8JjR2 (embed) (embed)

>Femtur Pastebin:
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>MegSev adventures:
MegSev dot blogspot dot com

>All previous Collages that we know of:
imgur.com/a/FSJBQ

>Patch 1.06 has dropped
blog.bioware.com/2017/05/09/mass-effect-andromeda-patch-1-06-notes/
blog.bioware.com/2017/05/09/patch-1-06-combat-balance-updates/

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gigi-chan best waifu

Cora is cute

Remember to clean up your messes!

Jaal?

The Heleus Cluster should be cleaned up of the Kett and the Angarans. We have destroyed the former by the sword, and we shall destroy the latter through starvation.

Jaal!

>faggot so obsessed with being OP made a general on the wrong board
consider buying some rope

It's not my fault /v/ and Veeky Forums are right next to each other. And I noticed as I was pressing submit.

What's a good, sturdy brand of rope?

>Mr Colorman was bro enough to make a render of Ashley in her non-inflated form wearing Eva's outfit

Nice. Deliciously bimbo.
Was he the guy who did something for Viola Nar Rayya (the person making comically muscled and inflated ME waifus, with absolutely terrible rendering) and absolutely hated it?

Gas the Angara

>What's a good, sturdy brand of rope?

:^)

Crack for me2 dlc where

Best waifu

My own Ryder. Sorry, took some time to pull it from Remote Play. Otherwise you can google some yourself.

I want to trap a femgara inside a dark room and wait for her to starve.

>she will never sexually bully you
>she will never step on your genitals
>she will never berate you about how the milky way species are inferior to the angara
>she will never electrocute you until you're a incoherent bumbling mess and then turn you into her sex slave

>Reyes with a spraypaint beard and bedhead
It's shit Sempai

why would she turn you into a sex slave after crushing your genitals?

Mass effect fields keep them intact.

The Moshae isn't very intelligent, user.

I want to trap them all and to starve

I wonder what inter-species relations will look like now that every colony is multi-species, a multi-species team just saved everyone, and the whole Initiative sees itself as one unit in an alien galaxy.

You're not very intelligent.
Kys at once.

I mean, you can make the face, but the hair textures are ass. Won't deny that. Was trying to match my own appearance, and I look terrible clean-shaven. Got close. Would've preferred to use the buzz cut, but that looked the worst.

It was already like that, or heading that way in the Milky Way.

Hurians and humgarans everywhere.

They will look like a Tumblrina's wet dream of a scifi utopia. No cultural or biological problems can get in the way anymore.

So you guys think we'll be getting some VR ME3 stuff?

Let me say this, you did well with what was available to you. My real problem is that the character creator isn't a character creator, its just alternate Ryders that you can meddle with a few of their features.

The CC is just like the writing and the programming, complete shit.

doubt

how does moshae sjefa feel about humans roasting and consuming her disgusting handfeet??

Where is that screenshot from?

>It was already like that, or heading that way in the Milky Way.

Yes, but back in the MW everyone still had distinct histories and most planets had a supermajority of one species. Here in Heleus all planets are evenly mixed, no one has any inherent connection to land, and the people will likely forget about everything back in the Milky Way within a few generations. There's even side conversations where people wander if their children should be taught Milky WAY history at all. Meanwhile the possibly-xenophile Pathfinder's multi-species team killing thousands of kett and other enemies and saving Heleus with the help of a similarly multi species army makes for a peculiar founding myth of the nations being created.

best side character from the original trilogy

>Sara doesn't appear during Alec's memory
This hurts me

xboxdvr.com/gamer/Marc at War/video/31479051

why?

That's pretty funny actually, it's like an imaginary daughter.

Urdnot Bakara?

i was going to say doctor charqas for being the ship mom

It's more of you don't see much change outside of the presets. I agree about the programming being complete shit, but I think the writing was average.

Vetra's dinner date, if you don't hug her. I prefer what Ryder says, but it was hard not to hug.

I see what you're saying. All these races coming together to form a new history in Andromeda, but I don't think they'll forget where they came from. At least I hope they don't. And as for the planets being mixed, I see them functioning like the major cities and the Citadel, back in the Milky Way. That's what I meant.

>Vetra's dinner date, if you don't hug her. I prefer what Ryder says, but it was hard not to huget

Why is her outfit red?

It was added in the recent update. They also fixed the wonky animation during the movie night, so they actually look at each other now.

Is there any more photoshopped quarian pics floating around? I love how awful they are

Padok Wiks was also surprisingly good. Shame you only get to know him if Mordin is dead, so I only really got to know him through youtube videos.

Also Kirrahe and Kal'Reegar for absolutely based soldiers.

Do Anderson and Hackett count as side characters?

i was more thinking people like doctor charquas

>photoshopped

That's Kal'Reegar's canon appearance user

Kirrahe.

Wtf is Kal'Reegar eating then? And who took the pic? I also thought he was older.

Improvements when?

Never. Thanks for the interest, we're glad you liked the game.

I liked Chakwas, but I always wished she had a bit more content. It was always like

>Meet her.
>Use all investigate options once.
>Get a drink with her.
>...that will be all for this game.

S O O N

same

That's a weird thing to change. Her last version of that outfit had the same color scheme as her armor.

He's eating a quarian dessert!

>a quarian dessert

I hope the intern who did that pic of Tali became lead artist on Andromeda.

What? They changed it from her wearing her armor, to her wearing the more fitting outfit. This was done with Patch 1.06.

I bet Quarians taste like sweat and piss.

I bet you know how those taste

Of course, I was curious to know how Quarians taste.

But i'm not judging you bruder

Fuck, now I'm gonna have to romance her again for some new Weebums

>She keeps the scarf on

CUTE

Should've saved before the scene, mate.

I want to FUCK Vetra.

>64 posts
>no peebee
fuck the angara, /meg/ needs to be gassed

I want to stab her in the neck.

all of it must be purged including you

Get Airlocked with your purple monkey you degenerate

Retract that statement, or I'll kissu that tummy!

GROSS

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Pooboo is a slut.

She was one of the romances without a secondary model used in romance
>Cora, nude
>Gil, nude
>Peebee, nude
>Liam, shirtless
>Jaal, naked
>Vetra, casual wear
Pretty sure Suvi is the only character never to get out of her default clothes

some

Liam doesn't get nude or a sex scene. That's funny

keep your lips off that tummy user, its muh kissu

Haven't played this in a while, gonna update and start a new character. Any suggestions on which Ryder and class choice?

-BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Reddit is going to roll me!

I prefer Sara since she winds up being less of a doormat, also I always go leader because energy drain is my fucking waifu

Also grab a not shitty Ryder off of the Hero gallery, it really helps getting though a second playthrough
FUCK

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Neither do Suvi or Vetra

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Only Cora, PB, and Jaal get one.

He's the only straight male human. You'd think they do that at least.

DLC with the other pathfinfers when? I need tot romance a Salarian!

I don't know, I feel like they anticipated nobody giving a shit about Liam. He comes off more like your annoying brother than an actual love interest.

Yeah but also He's a nigger! He's a nigger! He's a nigger!

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Asexual

I'd teach her what love is.

Please don't damage her cloaca in any way.

Someone out there loves Liam. Like someone loved Jacob long ago

I advise you to cease immediately. Angara are for loving and breeding ONLY.

Romance her user, not fuck her raw not that I wouldn't be interested in it

If anyone does, they're a very small minority. Nobody plays Mass Effect so they can date humans, they do it for the aliens.

No, I'd take everything slow.

Gil does too, they just don't show very much

Angara are for cooking and eating ONLY. Excess livestock can be deposited in cold storage once they go dark.