/owg/ - Overwatch General

ORISA IS CUTE

Jazzy is the best skin in the game. Prove me wrong.
Protip: You can't.

They either revel in your tears, or don't care. Climb higher on the ladder so you won't get matched with them.

Why did they make Tracer so cute?

>Here cums T.Racer!

Don't make me go crop more porn.

You fucking monster.

I don't really care for that win pose. But she's pretty cute though.

Oh shit. I remember when Ana came out people would go triple Ana and rotate sleep on someone and they'd be slept for so long it would actually kick them for being AFK.

>those tanlines

HNNNNNNGH

>faceless orisa
>cute

Everyday I'm shufflin

it's overdesigned shit just like the sym skin

?

Hottest Spray

It would be if it wasn't for the retarded legplates and the awful trumpet sounds.

She looks like a boy. What a shit Skin.

looks like I will keep my Cadet Skin.

This event unironically got more good skins than all others
>Tracer one
>Genji one
>Soldier one
>Lucio one
>Sym one

I really wish this skin did not have the gas mask, just as this image does. That is the only thing I don't like about an otherwise amazing skin.

Looks like an epic, sold as a legendary

Is this not the cutest emote in the game?

any cute and nice eu people here wanna play with me?

POST TOP 3 FAVORITE DANCE

1. Soldier's
2. Zenyatta's
3. Torbjorn's

BEST GIRL

BEST DANCE EMOTE

WHAT WILL HER NEW SKIN BE?

REMEMBER TO SAVE ENOUGH OF YOUR BLIZZARD SHEKELS FOR THE NEW SOMBRA

>don't fall in love with a fictional lesbian
>don't fall in love with a fictional lesbian
>do NOT fall in love with a fictional lesbian

they aren't bathing in anyone's tears but their own since they lose their fucking shit in the chat when we lose

>ywn make out with Tracer at midnight in some empty park after graffiting the walls of a local precinct
>she will never fall asleep on your shoulder on the metro ride back to her apartment

Well it'll be for the summer games so think of something that would fit

Reminder that Pharah is a proud supporter of ISIS

>tfw no ballet wife

>Torbs Dance

No one said that.

>Anita Sarkeeisan skin

Aaaand uninstalling this garbage game.

Event skins:
>God Tier
Lucio, D.Va, Genji

>High tier
Symmetra, Mei, Hanzo, Tracer

>Shit tier
S76, Pharah, Zarya, Bastion

Why no Zarya in the new 1v1? She should replace Orisa tbqh

Dva's new mech is the worst one.
>open a box and get two dupe sprays, a non-event spray and the widowmaker icon
Well fuck you too, Blizzard.

Who?

Is 3v3 good now?

>wanting to play turn based RPG in a shooter

1.Sombra
2.Torbjorn
3.Roadhog

Why is Tracer's anniversary hoodie full of cum stains?

Then they're just tryhard 12 year olds. Not much you can do, sadly.

>Anita Sarkeeisan
people still care about her? shes old news like jack thompson.

>love DVA
>have all her skins/golden weapons/voice lines/emotes
>hate rockabillies so fucking much

Are they testing my waifu loyalty? WTF is this? She's Korean gamer, nothing to do with this shitty fake culture

Soldier's skin would've looked better with a faceplate covering his mouth. Right now it's kinda silly.

He looks so angry when he dances. I wonder why.

>Der Eichenwalde
>Enemy team thinks they have 2nd point with good push
>Boop entire team off bridge

You are ignorant

>>Soldier one
I think this was one of the worser skins of this event.

Unironically yes. Main problems of old 3v3 were having only one map and dominance of Roadhog. Those are gone
Bye and please take other /v/edditors with you

What did you think of the new lore?
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Torb's dance makes me want to main him just so I can do it while my turret kills people in Molten Core.

It would've worked way better on someone like Sombra, desu.

Do you suck dicks?

You were saying? youtube.com/watch?v=6-MJMe9D3nI

>buy like 25 loot boxes on the last day of uprising to get the skins I want
>only missing genji and tracer
>buy with gold
>event ends
>OH FUCK I DIDN'T GET THE WIDOWMAKER ONE NOOOOOO
>get over it
>browse hero gallery today
>I somehow have the Talon skin

Not sure how this happened but I'll take it!

>never played Hanzo much
>got his new skin
>also saw his minor buffs
>suddenly want to play him for a while to see if he grows on me
>know i'm just going to be competing with the army of Hanzoweebs

HELP

>mfw at least 90% of the dances are the most awkward animation i have ever seen

>These new Elimination rules
These new rules fucking suck. Got matched up against a person that mains Genji and the randomizer had Genji 4 times in a row.

New maps fucking when?

+map variety
+character variety
+no draws
-phamercy is stronger, they can basically force away anyone from the cap point if they are stalling

>Just bought 300 loot boxes

What are my chances of getting the dances?

still can, you just need 1 now.

Are Reaper mains outraged about the Dance animation, and the fact that Reaper got nothing good even though he was predicted to get the most stuff?

It's white paint!

You can really tell that not everyone at blizzard is a good animator.

Some look amazing, Like Zens.

And some look really awkward like Symmetras

>desu

Since when do we have a wordfilter for.. nevermind.

only ana and only for brief 45 minute sessions twice a week

Fuck no
Morrison face is aesthetic as fuck
People complain about legs but you don't even see them

If you don't mind that i'm a noob, sure

>only event skin I've gotten out of arcade boxes is bedouin pharah
>twice

>tfw they create new maps for modes that will never be in a QP or competitive rotation

His lips look weird.

No worries, I sent a bug report to Blizzard on your behalf, Undies.

:^)

Oh boo fucking hoo. It's a 70's Dixie Chick skin. Take your bait and leave.

Said the sandnigger

>Mei still hasn't been disabled in total mayhem

Defend this.

Seems like a bunch of them were thrown together by interns and they forgot to go back and polish them.

They've added six maps already user, stop being entitled.

I predict you will get at least 1 dance emote.

Fairly high, but just how little do you value your money?

Yeah me, I'm not very good tho. What's your id?

>tfw no Bleu to dance for you

>phamercy is stronger, they can basically force away anyone from the cap point if they are stalling
Well if they win with phamercy the can't pick it again
Which means inevitable mercy main will automatically leave

(You)
>No little game mode to play. Not everyone got skins. Its literally just skins and dances, and if that is it how the fuck didn't everyone get a skin

I don't get this argument either. The previous event wasn't that long ago, and characters that didn't get new skins this time got skins during the previous events. Zarya didn't get any new legendary skins for quite a while, while other characters previously got multiple legendary skins. Reinhardt got new *non-seasonal* skins to tie in with Eichenwalde. Then there's the HOTS skins. If this is really a matter of how much content is in the game I don't see the issue. I don't know, I just think it's dumb that people think this event is bad just because it's smaller.

>They've added six maps already user
Eichenwalde
Oasis

Where are the others?

...

Yes but 1v1s suck absolute cock now.

The arena maps of course

Symmetra's dance looking awkward probably isn't the best example considering she's both Autistic and Indian.

Amelie legs are phenomenal

I get $600 a week to literally exist in one place and not go anywhere. I don't even have house payments because my employer pays for the place I stay. My whole jobs is literally being in this house and never leaving except when told to go do something nearby.

I've got more money than I know what to do with because I am constantly getting deposits into my bank and have no bills.

The air freshener in D.Va's mech is the best little touch.

did anyone else think of half life 2's stalkers

>open overwatch
>open box
>jazzy lucio

I don't even like playing him but it's the only event skin that doesn't look like garbage so go me.