File taxes

>I'm genuinly interested in how people commit tax fraud.

> Offshores
> Bitcoin

Easy boyo

I amve a business and i put my business income as $300 a month and i don't have to pay a penny in taxes.
t. Brazilian.

Bump

I checked that I had health insurance even though I didn't. They still sent me my monies. 3rd year in a row.

Eggsplain bettar.

Post a new thread when the IRS comes to fuck you.

You have to pay a fine for being poor in the US

A former co-worker that does taxes for H&R Block says they can't enforce that shit. Treat it like the online purchase box; click that box with a straight face.

Hell yeah, thanks Obama.
I got whacked with the fee last year but finally had health insurance this year.
No free healthcare, just more taxes and fees for those too poor to afford their bills AND insurance.

I have also heard that currently the only way they have to take that money from you is from your return.

>people under 26 without decent parents get fucked
>can't leverage "You don't have to pay for my health care, boss" for super entry-level jobs mostly for industry experience before hopping to something nice anymore

Yet, the young crowd keep voting Democrat.

>Siphon gas from neighbours car when they're asleep
>Drive for free

>Steal tp from public washrooms
>Free poos

cash tip industries commit tax fraud because nobody reports the actual amount they made that day

nice try ATF wait this isnt /k/

>government slave
>couldn't leave even if you wanted to

>How to get audited in three easy steps: the thread

>hire jews to do taxes
>never pay taxes or get audited even though make almost six figures
>pay them 800 good goy bucks per year to keep larger fed jews off my back

literally don't even know what they do lol

the best part is they dont give a shit unless you have huge assets. they know self employed people get away with that all of the time.

I wish this was true

they just tell the fed jews you're a good goy who dindu nuffin

as a jew, to not trust another jew's word is absolutely haram

>not starting a company and buying stuff as expenses
Kek

reminds of that scene from "The Accountant."
If you have your own business you can write off almost anything as a business expense

>paying a jew to avoid getting jewed
sounds like a jew prisoner's dilemma

>Could quit job and fly out to anywhere in the world, and live there.

Get a good accountant fucktard and get paid in cash a lot if you have a business.

My family cleared ~350K last year and paid about 20K in taxes.

>le write off meme

Expenses still cost money user. You just don't have to pay taxes on the cost of the expense.

Aghh hahaha hahahahahaha

yeah

May as well start slinging dope u fucking idiot. Stop fucking my country

Fuck obama

Do you pay for internet service? Cell phone service? Cell phones? It's about writing off purchases you would otherwise make anyway.

You still have to pay for them though.

If a cell phone is $500 and you bought it normally you'd have to pay $500 plus sales tax

If you bought it through your business and wrote it as an expense your business still has to pay $500 they just dont pay additional tax

So it's not like you're getting free shit but it is a nice way to save money

Throw your return ina trash and pocket the 800.

>jews

>Siphon gas from neighbor's car when they're asleep
Jesus christ lol

>steal tp from bathrooms
Figured this one out in college.