/owg/ - Overwatch General

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I want to have intercourse with Hannah Song.

>lose every mayhem that im on attack cause enemy turtles
>lose the mayhem im on defense cause my team refuses to turtles

>Hey Daddy-o!

Holy shit...

ORISA IS INSANE NOW

First for Spicy Space Thighs

Please dont sexualize Amélie

It's HANA you fucking idiot. Stay away from her, she is gay and belongs to me.

Trailer-trash D.va

REMINDER THAT GENJI LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN

Korea's national hero, everyone

Why did they choose this

Time for some tasty Bleu.

IF A CHARACTER HAS SMALL TITS KEEP HER SMALL IN YOUR ART WE HAVE ENOUGH TIT COWS

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>every single qp match
>someone insta-locks hanzo
>every single fucking match

What the fuck is this monstrosity? I havent logged in yet is this a symm skin my god how fucking ugly

This is a webm of me killing a Junkrat and a McCree with a single charged Zenyatta m2 barrage and then laying down a cheeky spray immediately afterwards.

>qp
>helpmedade

With all due respect, if I'm sitting at three HP and you've been tunnel-visioned on our Mei for the entire match, I am absolutely going to spam until you listen.

Well, I mean the Sombra can work together with you. Probably Reaper too if he can get into positions. The other three are kind of, you know.

At least you are using the only good skin for Zennyboy

imgur.com/a/nyTWW

If you want to know why each hero got a certain card this is why. Chu picked them out for a reason it seems. Feel free to read.

Some of them are pretty interesting. Reaper's is pretty fascinating.

this probably looks neato with regular proportions
but with spiderlegs it looks like flailing

>look up your teams mates
hi helpmedade, you forgot to blur out your name too XD

gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3703803
lewd version

>one day will eventually move to PC OW from Console OW
>tfw none of your skins will go with you

I don't like the new 3v3. It just winds up creating situations where you may not even be able to pick a character who can deal with characters the other team may pick.

That's some real shit anatomy work. Hope you didn't draw this.

>REMINDER THAT HANZO LOVES TO LICK MCCREES DIRTY BUNGHOLE CLEAN
FTFY

>tfw it's so hot in your room with the GPU running and the weather this summer
>my face when my balls are smelling like salt and vinegar chips

but they're only using them for 1 round if you lose

What is it with lesbians and Mercy/Widow

WAHH WHY CANT I PICK ROADHOG EVERY ROUND?

Keep me posted about your ball status.

This was posted last thread and widows card says she has strong emotion and emoathy
Discarded

There shouldn't ever be a point where we should be in that sort of situation to begin with. That's a free round essentially because the game won't let you pick characters who can deal with it.

Is bloo better on offense or defense?

Mommy-issues.
That's it for me at least.

Why isnt there a mode outside of rank where i can actually play the game without having to put up with stress but also where i can playa match where there is fucking genji widowmaker and hanzo instalockers who fucking throw from hero select

>Get to round 5
>Just pick bastion or pharah.
>Enemy team has already blown all he good dps
>Just walk all over them.

>People play against bots

que

it's not like you know what they'll use beforehand
and don't use up all your cards on the first round, e.g. spread the hog/zen for multiple rounds

Would you rather be stuck with the same Hog 76 Ana dittos every round?

or you just press the button once, or even better you don't press the button at all because I can see when you are at low HP.
Not only that but if I ain't healing you when you are at critical HP you are either behind a wall, I'm healing someone more important like a tank or i'm already dead.

Think about it.

>Officer D. Va will never pull over Cruiser D. Va and engage in furious scissoring

to tell you the truth I've had a lingering case of sort of pseudo-jock itch that never really went away, just kind of comes and goes

for years now

I remember when it first entered my life... on a day not so different from today, just much hotter... I was playing Half Life Opposing Force for long periods of time and was stricken with this curse...

and now, now whenever it gets like this, I flare up, they sweat and itch and smell of salad dressing

Offense

I'd rather deal with hog than wind up unable to even hit a character in a later round.

>they actually fucking fixed genji's chrome skin gold weapons to match the skin

holy shit you have no idea how happy this makes me

someone actually read my long-winded forum post

I want WM to mommy me.

Mei fags will defend this

>Widow was a person before being brainwashed
>one of there themes is being able to restrain emotion

Only think confirmed is your lack of reading comprehension. As far as I'm concerned, this shit is canon.

should i just for lols or nah?

I like her Chang'e skin better. It makes the dance look cute.

Well if you get ranked you'll get free points for gold weapons.

nah

nothing to lose

I'm not really a Mei fag but I genuinely like this skin. The boots/helm/snowflake make the skin for me.

I'd definitely buy it if I played Mei.

Anyone else have zero desire to obtain any of these events goodies? I got Symm skin and icon in my free box, amazing luck -- other than her dance, and Ana's (maybe Mercy's) I'm not getting anything else desu

If you can see I'm at low HP, why aren't you healing me? Why are you healing the person who is at nearly full health and currently hiding a mile away from the enemy team? Moreover, why haven't you healed anyone else BUT them?

Practice. Not everyone just goes straight into Competitive each time.

This.
Might as well for some CP.

Being fair, it's not suppose to be form fitting. Kind of kills the point of protecting from stings if it were tight.

>I need a drink
Sombra is my spirit animal

Post your favorite dance emote

>new title screen makes metal look like cheap plastic

for what porpoise?

No one here cares about your big,soft balls and the manly, musky smell they emit that fills the room after your long sweaty gaming sessions.

Not me.

the skins I want:

Sym
lucio
Mei
Zarya
Pharah
genji

Whatever i'm missing by the end of the event i'll buy with gold.

Post >yfw you get headshot by a random Hanzo arrow from across the map

Theres another fucking Trans thread in the forums. Kill me now

Is Zarya ever going to get a decent skin?

This is way to specific like how do you know I always heal a someone with nearly full HP?
There is a thing like "healing-priority" I'd rather keep a Reinhardt or Zarya alive that is under fire than some shitty junkrat player doing jack shit. Of course I'll heal all my teammates but I'm not running around for 1 single teammate at the other end of the map that spamms shitty voice commands that almost block out every other sound in the game when I can keep other players alive that actually do something other than spam voice commands.

I'll never be okay with him being able to one shot people by shooting the ground in front of their feet with a scatter arrow.

What about Reinhardts's
>BEER!

>just want Symm's legendary
>got S76's
Rng sucks.

Link it so, I can complain about it.

>start of match
>"lmao dude im so drunk right now"
What do you do?

This.

>THAT FEEL WHEN SOMBRA IS SLOWLY AND STEADILY BECOMING CEMENTED AS ABSOLUTE INDISPUTABLE BEST GIRL WITH EVERY NEW BIT OF CONTENT

>mfw I get headshot by zen when he couldn't even see me through hog/rein/dva's model

us.battle.net/forums/en/overwatch/topic/20754997248

Oasis is fucking great, don't even play much Symm but I want to blow my shekels on it.

That's what QP/Arcade is for

>too tired for comp
>still want to play
>quick play and arcade is a fucking leaverfest/genji,widowmaker,hanzo instalocking central even though the enemy team is an actual team comp
>still punished for leaving arcade/quickplay even if someone else on team leaves

ehh imma just shitpost here for a bit then sleep

>implying Overwatch heroes aren't basically a line of virtual action figures

why do idiots represent my community

It just looks so odd to me.
I mean I don't care about Mei cosmetics at all but she's a happy-go-lucky arctic scientist.
At what point does a beekeeping suit come into mind?

Query: Would it be better if the DPS were divided into urst and Sustain, rather than Attack and defence?

Burst: Genji, Reaper, Tracer, Sombra, McCree, Widowmaker, Hanzo, Mei(?)

Sustain: 76, Pharah, Junkrat, Bastion, Torbjorn, Symmetra

>Symmetras dance emote
I wan to nut hard in her cervix

What's the best way of adding the card implications to the list?

>Ace of Spade and Club are both looking for soulmates
Shit hurts.

>Watching this with Bambous playing