/owg/ - Overwatch General

Best boy, best girl, best friends

-She needs a drink

Playing Orisa makes me feel like a mom, but in a good way

Can't be fucked. I'm gonna leave it bit until the faggots stop grinding, so we can go back to normal

this much more cute

you forgot one more CUTE fact!

she loves getting gangbanged by strangers!!

It's easy, you are mentally impaired. Normal people quit something when it ain't fun and then maybe come back to it. Retards like you don't. Simple really.

You forgot
-She is for black dick only

Did 76 get removed from the game yet?

Anyone got any idea what the graffiti in castillo means? I know some of it means 'the king is dead' and i think 'king snake/snake king', and i assume pedro is a los muertos member who was arrested since it's right outside the little jail. who's the king?

This. There is the protect everyone shield and the 'get back here' gravity thing.

>enter skirmish
>only other guy in the match is a soldier
>he's just dancing and spamming the "i'm a one man army" line

*throws an extremely easy to execute oneshot to you*
haha im so good at this game :D

I said in another thread this is the only game i have to limit my time playing because the annoyance levels build up too greatly.
I find it really tiring to level up more than a couple of times inthis game even when im having fun.

My first box gave me that shitty ass Odile Widowmaker and I haven't gotten a legendary since. Fuck my life up senpai.

You missed one cute fact, and.it's in her pants.

>Event hits
>Level-up time suddenly feels like an eternity

hmmm....

>first day
>3 arcade boxes + 1 free box + 1 levelup box
>only bastion dancing
this is going to be a rough 3 weeks

Could a character using a breech-loaded double barreled shotgun work?

>the only Blizzard game without dailies

spend, spend, spend!

youtube.com/watch?v=mPeE7-D8Jow

All dance references without retarded OC.

why are comp rewards so shit

>get flamed for being diamond by a master who ranked down from GM significantly
>point out im at 3k precisely because I stopped playing for most of the season
>lmaoooo shitter

??

Why? Because he is cancer?

Well did they?

You bet your ass, boyo.

I heard that 3v3 is the best way to grind exp this time. is this true?

No. But we can always hope

Premade? Yes.
Solo Q? By far the worst way.

Unfortunate. Guess I'm still on break then.

The arcade is the single worst way to spend you time

cough

Im glad at least one person understood soldiers i found gold dance

Widowmaker and Junkrat need to be on Cancer tier

But those boxes per 3

>mfw Okay tier

Okay

>plat support main
>keep getting put up against masters and GMs in the arcade modes
>can't get anything done

what the fuck is going on

Do Omnics even have personalities that differ from "Kill all humans" or "Experience tranquility"?

I guess Bastion could be classified as naive and curious, but he's literally glitched.

>tfw don't exist

O-okay

+175 SR HOW

No.
they aren't people

Widow, yes. Why Junkrat?

I'll never understand why people here are obsessed with dicks on chicks.

I think a deadlock gang member would be more fitting than an irish omnic.

hold m1

sextuple kill

>Tracer as low as Widow and Reaper, and lower than Junkrat

Because Junkrat mains are shit at the game and get pissy when you ask them to change in koth.

bastion is the most basic and primitive

while others like zen or orisa are far advanced

basically bastion is the autistic of the omnics

>walks into grenades
>WOW WTF I DIED
Junk is out of meta for a reason. l2p noob

have you never played junkrat in your life

not possible at the end of season
lots of people aren't really trying anymore

Other than Sombrero, who is worst girl /owg/?

>month ago
>main rein
>get 3 drawn out payload games
>get like 100SR each win

felt good

your mom

Our friendly neighborhood terrorist, Pharah

Mei is a useless fat shit in the hands of 99.999% of players.

I drive around with Hana!

>tfw I'm absolutely terrible at mccree

Orisa is programmed to act the way she does, though. Her being even truly sentient is dubious.

Zenyatta I'll give you, but he is the only one of that type of Omnic we have seen, except for the other pacifist monk type and the omnics in the crowd. For all we know, they could all be zen buddhists.

If if my season high is diamond, but I end the season at 2850, will I still get the 1200 competitive points?

Talon girls!

I want to FUCK Lucio!

I want him to mating press me!

I kind of want a red alt verison of Cruiser called Christine

...

>tfw terrible at Sombra but really want to learn her because I like her kit and have a thing for her type

>tfw they could have made a half decent 50s style bastion skin, but they completely wasted the opportunity

D.V.A. Dvafags are delusional.

>tfw gave me a nail fetish

help

also did they nerf exp gains?

watch me

oh my fucking god, why did they nerf soldier? Why is pharmacy allowed to reign supreme as the definitive most overpowered combination of heroes. It's literally unfucking beatable now

>LEGENDARY
>bastion anniversary skin

wrong post g

widow

>Duo pick Widow / Hanzo and ruin our game
>Me and my duo steal them next game and ruin their fun

Kids in this game are so fucking selfish, I will teach them how it feels.

Get a fucking grip my silver friend.

>yfw you realize Mei is 40 year old woman doing a dance from a a niche moe anime from 66 years ago

In the canon universe of overwatch, how cringy is this?

>dps drags ass for the entire first round
>he wakes up and goes on a fucking rampage for the rest of the game when one of the enemy talks shit

play mccree, he has always been better against that

why is the chinese girl doing a japanese dance?

APPROPRIATED

nobody is good at widow

Hey daddy-o

>Legendaries are only 200 gold
>epics 150
Blizzard are top tier jews when a small portion of the community complains about how shit the returns for legendaries are

>when you bully someone from the enemy team so hard they ragequit

Is there a better feeling?

Is mayhem the fastest way to make exp?

>tfw Pharah+Mercy can't escape from Deadeye since you can't fall faster

I guess Mercy could attempt to fly towards a ground level ally, though. Pharah's fucked in any case.

Did Reyes find his special someone yet?

>It's a solo healer Zen episode
>It's a useless Hanzo and Widow on your team episode
>It's an enemy Tracer/Genji is destroying your team by themselves episode

What did she mean by this?

That's not fair, Lucio and Winston should be trancedant tier

By that logic wouldn't it be easier other team has throwers too

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