It's 2024. During the day, I ride self-driving cars.
During the night, I hunt them.
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The Night has finally come.
I waited patiently. I am used to it.
No one thought of me as a threat.
After all, I only drove a Miata. It has no EcoBoost.
Taylor Swift got into her self-driving ecoboost car. It was a tight fit because the car was so small and her legs were long.
Her ecoboost car took off efficiently and drove towards her next venue.
I wielded my stickshift Miata efficiently, darting between all the self-driving cars.
Too polite and full of defensive driving algorithms, those self-driving cars made way for me as they tried to avoid collisions. I took advantage of that.
I praised the inventors of the Miata. "Thank you for not filling the world full of EcoBoost"
After all, if the world was full of EcoBoost, I would be at a disadvantage on the road.
But the road is not only for ecoboosted cars. Those with skill are able to coax success from non-boosted cars by driving cleverly.
I often am forced to drive cleverly on the Road.
After all, I only have a Miata.
Pulling alongside Taylor Swift's self-driving car, I noticed the model type was known to be one that refused to run over people-shaped objects or trolleys.
I moved in front and pushed the button to send gas from the canisters to several blow up dolls.
They inflated immediately.
The wind picked them up and dropped then into the road in front of the self-driving car.
True to its algorithm, Taylor Swift's self-driving car preferred to crash the car gently into the road barrier instead of running over people or trolleys in the roadway.
Take that you ecoboost Bitch!
Sure, Taylor Swift was known to go through boyfriends at a prodigious rate.
But why did she have to drop me as her boyfriend? She didn't drop me for personality or looks. The reason stung.
She dropped me as her boyfriend
when
she
found
out
I
drove
a
Miata.
