ITT cars burgers can't have

ITT cars burgers can't have

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Why would I want that

This, we have the Civic Type R now. i don't care about any hatch from Europe.

Stop it

I'm pretty sensitive about this one

oh SURE?

>French car with a digital vagina for a logo

No thanks.

Very sure.

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REALLY sure?

Bow down to the king of hatches. Weeaboos cant compete.

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people dont even care about hatches that much in the US

as mentioned we have the Type R which is the best hatch in the word

What??

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the R emblem on the rear is the legendary symbol for invincibility

if it aint a Type R it aint a Tyte car

>Type R driver sees this for split second in rear view mirror

>Proceeds to shit pant as the next second he is getting DSG farts in his face and all he can see is the back of the mighty GTI

He's right. the Civic Type R is the king of Hatches. part of the appeal of these cars is to be affordable and rock solid because the demographic who buys them is guaranteed to abuse the fuck out of them and boyrace.

That Mercedes is got to be some kind of prank that went too far.
>we want a hatch that is not only expensive pushing it in the purchase realm of much faster cars but we want it to have the running cost of a luxury car
Who thought that was a good idea!?
As much as i like Aussie muscle let's be honest, the Mustang is the better car and even Aussies themselves agree with how much of a smashing sales success it is in Australia.

This looks cool but it's still a VW. I've never driven one I've liked, they're all numb and disconnected.

Aren't these things made in Mexico?

the type r is faster than the gti,dummy
maybe if we pinned it against something its own size

Apart from the lotus and the falcon are they missing anything?
Hot hatch or mustang? Hard choice.
Before anyone brings up handling, there's plenty of burger cars that handle well with simple bolt ons.

But it's not though lol. Never has a civic been faster than a gti..

but it is
a new type r can probably keep up with a manual golf r
do you own either a gti or a civic?

Bruh. The type r doesn't have the power to beat a DSG gti. It might be able to keep up with a manual

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youtube.com/watch?v=IxYg1IDrJUs
The sandnig is right

the mustang is ugly, and if you don'get a v8 you get a v6.
at least with the falcon you can get a i6 or i6 turbo.

lmao when they revved the civic it just sounded like a regular civic. all of the other ones popped and sounded at least tuned

>drag race

Now lets see how the RS3 corners.

>pic of a car from the worst Kraut brand
Psssh.

You can import any model year of that though.

Audi finally gave up trying to solve the understeer problem with German engineering. They just put fatter tires on the front (255 front/235 rear) and made the AWD capable of rear bias.

Umm there's thousands of those in Canada. Why would the US be any different?

neet!

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stay mad burgers

On a more serious note tho, Ive seen many burgers actually regretting the fact that they dont get the Skoda Octavia
>cheap family hatchback
>simple, economical, A to B diesel engines
>cheap to buy, cheap to run

There isn't a better, more day to day car than the Octavia 2 2.0TDI with the manual or DSG box, especially in a highway dominated USA.

It puts down faster laptimes than the m2 lmao

AAAAAAAAAAA ITS NOT FAIR

They're the second most sold car in my country, behind the Golf.
It's a shame burgers don't get them.

>Skoda driver thinks that other people care about that poor man's brand rebadged golf

it's a lot nicer than any civic or corolla shitboxes you drive over there

damn that looks nice
wish skoda or seat were more popular here

>seppos finally get a Civic Type R after about 20 years
>it's suddenly the best hot hatch ever
*sharts*

Can't get better than Vaz

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You're talking the vRS model over there.

But for the average Joe, a car that starts at 14.000 euros, and can be optioned with a 2.0L diesel 140 bhp engine that does 60 mpg or a basically-free-to-tax 1.6TDI 115 bhp that does 70 mpg, cheap maintainance, and overall sturdy quality.
Not to mention the slightly smaller Rapid, which starts at a pigly 12k.

>t's suddenly
Its pretty much always been unless I've been asleep for awhile and Euro hot hatches have become more reliable than Honda's. one of the biggest selling points in a hot hatch for me is aftermarket, durability, affordability, and ease of maintenance/cheap running cost. Honda has that in spades. the only reason you'd buy anything else is the novelty of it.

even old 90s modified civics were objectively the best hatch.

Doug deMeme had one

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Basically a Golf but with 70 more hp for a couple grand less.

He, a german tuning company (MTM) put front tires wider than the rear tires first on an old rs3 and got shit for it until it proved better in handling. Guess they really gave up and just took what was working eight or so years ago.

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There is litrally nothing in this thread worth the yanks being jealous of.
Why would they want a crop of overwight warmed up fwd shit hatches?

never driven a hot hatch ay?

>S-Cargo
>looks like a snail

Should I have got that sooner?

Owned several, got tired of spack wheel drive tuggers based on family hatchbacks.

I've always had a soft spot for hot Fords. The EP3 Type R was fantastic though and definitely a contender for the GOAT hot hatch.

A bunch of retarded boomers buying V6 mustangs doesnt make it the better car

:^)

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Burgers will never experience the glory of a straight 6 family sedan with red performance w
Qualities like the falcon

>tfw no high efficiency diesel hatchback

>S-Cargo
>Escargot
>literally Snail in french
>car slow af
I bet your mind is about to explode right now

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Swift sport a cute

>are we going driving today senpai

ITT: cars that yuropoors will never have

This brings tears to my eyes everyday.
You europoors can fuck right off with your hatchbacks with too much power going to the front wheels.

>car
>admitting to faking it

Or any car with a big engine because they're poor and have displacement taxes

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lol we arent getting that since its such a pile of shit they canceled it

>civic
YOU ARE THE HOME OF FORD WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU- ah right, Ford is euro now and you cant get the rs

Bruh RS are collecting dust in dealership now

They will never enjoy the best of Toyota
All they ever get is shit Camry's

>viper
>pile of shit

DELET THIS

>implying I would want that German trash

>TFW no century

>not the Renault Sport version.

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670kg zippy manual monster

>hatchbacks
Lmao at your life kid.

>wanting a badge whore mobile
and we get the cla anyway and its shit

That's made in the UK mate.

Well just forget all those 6 litre mercs n jags then

>380hp awd
>badgewhore mobile

OK

>They will never enjoy the best of Toyota
mmmkay sweetie

the superb combi is sex

that thing looks strangely good

Engine is made in the US.

its like the GT40 of Hot Hatches.
We already discussed how no euro hot hatch is better than the Type R that includes anything from Ford.

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To hell with that, as a burger I'd kill to be able to import a Niva.

ITT third-world poor mobiles that burgers stopped producing in the 1800's.

>tfw MEXICO
>tfw we get every single car in this thread

borgers are so close to having them, yet so far!

>get cars
>can't get clean drinking water

Nice crossover

As much as you might lament this statement, the V6 is a better engine anyway.