/owg/ - Overwatch general

COMPETITIVE SEASON 4 ENDS MAY 29.
ANNIVERSARY EVENT ENDS JUNE 12.
FREE WEEKEND FROM MAY 26-29.

>Event Item Tracker
js41637.github.io/Overwatch-Item-Tracker/#/events/ANNIVERSARY_2017

>Anniversary Event page
playoverwatch.com/en-us/events/anniversary/

>Overwatch Contenders league
overwatchcontenders.com/

>Nexus challenge for D.Va and Genji skins
us.battle.net/heroes/en/heroes20/nexuschallenge20/

>Latest PC live patch notes
playoverwatch.com/en-us/game/patch-notes/pc/

>Overwatch Dev Tracker
overstalk.io/

>Tips/tricks/basics
pastebin.com/Qf2AKa8R

>Convert source mouse sensitivity
jscalc.io/calc/djyxBymfcWCIgD4f

>Stats and Leaderboards
masteroverwatch.com
overbuff.com/

>Competitive Info
gosugamers.net/overwatch
over.gg/

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first for widowmaker

Overwatch is a bad game.

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we know

You did good this time user

>1 Year after release
>The entire group of "defense" heroes are still shit and their roles are better done by assault heroes even on defense most of the time

Who wants to discuss cards?
imgur.com/gallery/nyTWW

It's a poorly balanced mess

Card hero when?

ACHAAAAAAAAAAAA

We're here for the waifus.

That is the unoffical slogan of /owg/

Mercy is fertile and for breeding.

NOTHING BUT AWFUL PLAYER ICONS
NOTHING BUT AWFUL PLAYER ICONS
NOTHING BUT AWFUL PLAYER ICONS
NOTHING BUT AWFUL PLAYER ICONS
NOTHING BUT AWFUL PLAYER ICONS

ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO SAY THAT

>ribs
disgusting

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>guaranteed 1 Anniversary event item in every crate!

knock knock

Utter wasteman

Now that's some impressive anatomy

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking. I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Halloween Mercy. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of perfect offspring.
I'd do fucking ANYTHING for the chance to get Halloween Mercy pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact I can't is honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Blizzard create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?!
Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck.

Every fucking arcade mode is a BROKEN MESS. Blunder of the fucking century not putting a co-op mode in this event. Last time I had all my weekly wins by now

>mfw the best part of this update was the golden player icons

Total mayhem is fucking stupid. Might as well just call it "No one ever dies" I played as tracer and basically I had unlimited blinks so no one was ever able to kill me, unless I didn't bother to look for health.

>get hooked
>die immediately

>hook enemy
>fire at face
>they get away somehow

What am I doing wrong

Are there 60fps webms of all the dances yet?

>Mercy is fertile and for breeding.
With those bony ass hips? HA!!

Sombra is NEVER gonna get a buff is she?

Ask Genji if that's true.

sombra doesn't need a buff

shoot first, hook, then shoot

This.

She doesn't need a buff.

Who needs a girlfriend when you have a super soldier to ride your dick?

Why is her right boob significantly bigger than the left one.

Too bad you can't fuck robots.

>Gorgeous blue eyes
>Adorable smile
>Cute accent
>Short Tracer-esque hair
>Likes Overwatch

Guys I think I'm in love with Soe send help please

Tracer belly

Why is she the least picked, lowest win rate hero then?

That's how boobs are on most chicks.

whom

Because people try to play her like The Spy like retards.

>thinking robots can't fuck or be fucked
Why do you think girls go for the Omnics, m8?

>say you're going to have a celebration stream for the anniversary
>say there will be games with streamers and top players, a chat with some devs and that's about it
>nowhere intimate there will be BIG NEWS AND ANNOUNCEMENTS
>entitled baby gamers assume the stream will announce doomfist for no reason
>it's just a goofy stream with streamers playing meme customs and a chat about the new maps
>reddit and the forum in flames because the announcement everyone made up never happened

Why are gamers so fucking dumb, why do they hype themselves and jump to conclusions over nothing every time. The tears are funny though.

Because most people play her like she's the Spy, which she's not, or the poor man's Tracer, and why bother when you can pick Tracer?

post hot dads

How do I make this shitty game put me in a match I don't care about player balancing I didn't spend 50 bucks to fucking wait.

for their 20 foot detachable robot cocks?

Jeff said literally they want you to fall in love with their characters.

>Spend $11 on the loot boxes
>Get absolutely nothing for the hero you wanted

So this is gambling.

They go for the full Omnic experience and all the "customization" that go with it.

if i had to autistically one-trick a hero which one would i have more success with

What kind of nontraditional key assignments do you use and why?
I use Space for primary fire on heroes who requires tracking, because I find it difficult to freely move my hand while pressing m1. That makes jump on m2 and alt fire on m1.
Also I use E for meele and F for skill, seems easier.

Because it's fun to get excited about things.

But then dumb people ruin it all with their dumb.
Play 1v1, I've waited for less than 5 seconds every game so far.

>that qt wave
Really love that Bleu.

ORISA IS SITTING DOWN

SAY SOMETHING NICE TO HER

Requires a coordinated team, but then she is also mostly useless against coordinated teams.

Maybe more 1v1 killing potential by buffing gun damage by 1

yo guys im $1 far of buying OW im so sad, anyone could donate for this poor homeless rip

ppal:[email protected]

It's the only Anniversary skin I want but the game wishes only to give me Jazz Lucio and nowhere near enough coins to spend 3K on it.

Maybe it'd be easier getting those coins if it didn't take a century to find each match.

Are you retarded? There's 20 heroes and something like 5-6 different items in 5 categories for each hero. Your odds of getting shit you want is low as fuck.

at least try to make your virginity less obvious

Where are the fembot omnics

>was above 3500
>Losing streaks constantly
>people who play hanzo and genji blaming others for their lack of ability to do anything
>Now almost below 3000
This bullshit always happens at the end of seasons. I'm uninstalling this shit game.

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>first comp game ever in overwatch
>its a mercy who only fucking rezzes her duo

yay my first comp game and its a loss

then how is she "supposed" to be played?

BIG
BOT
COCK

How long before Chu blows his load and confirms them?
The personality behind the cards he picked for them describe them both as looking for soul mates. Haha, jesus.

ehhhhhh

Why would someone make pants with tailored asscheeks in them?

Because most people tilt like hell if you pick her.

lmao trust me you wouldn't birth perfect offspring with any woman.

I just stop playing the last few days of season. Go out on a high note.

Roadhog or any healer.

>some guy picks Torb in Total Mayhem
Don't these faggots know how to have fun. I'd rather see immortal D.vas and Mei's than some fag who wants the game to play itself with twice HP

Nobody likes her because of Blizzard and their shitty ARG.

Imagine being this entitled

Like a combination of Tracer and Reaper. Less power than Reaper, less speed than Tracer, but she makes up for it by being more forgiving than either and having more utility. Her EMP is also unique and extremely strong, if your team is coordinated and takes advantage of it.

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1v1 is fucking trash though.

I just want to play regular-ass matches, not Arcade.

deal some daamge, harass, back out, stop the enemy from being able to use any abilities and run with your team and fuck them up.

How do I get good at Hanzo? I want to be better than Wraxu and IronAids btw

>116 people agreed with this

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups. It's a good motto to learn. Don't assume shit you don't know.

Did he really? Because I feel like that explains a lot.

Why is 3v3 the only Arcade mode that isn't total dogshit.

QP should always be bumping pretty well. What region you playing in?

get a job hippie

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get a hippie job

She's the Shadow Demon of OW

Gays have it easy.

Practice in AI vs all Anas no headshots for enemies and just work on the headshots.

Oh yeah i'm done. Not playing til the seasons over so I at least finish above 3000.

You mean like the lack of anything resembling them attempting to make a good game?

>one hour per level/loot box
>need at least 100 hours to get all the items
>once i get all the items i will do the exact same shit i did for the last 100 hours...only with new skins

what the fuck is the point

>Tfw d.va will never call you daddy-o

Maybe it's the fact that only the most autistic of autistic manchildren give a single shit about watching other people play video games in a stream, let alone ones so megavirginpoopsock that they're considered "top players"?

If a stream for a game, ANY game, doesn't involve actual news, it's not worth watching. That's not entitlement, that's grown-ass adults having better things to do with their time than watch nerds play a video game.

Get really good at positioning and headshots.

arm clipping lel

>what the fuck is the point of anything?
>if you're going to bring Nihilism into a game, you got problems