/eagg/ East Asian Genocide General - Nearly Died Edition

because I'm chinese

>-Wang Yuanji is da breast!!!
ftfy

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>Zhang Fei and his wife

Incorrect.

And I don't just mean her fighting skills...

I want those meatbuns on my face.

Can she be stopped?

Dong Bai and Lianshi feuding for the right to marry Sun Quan when

Why does this bitch like Sun Quan anyway, he looks and sound like a massive faggot not to mention he's a total failure unlike his brother.

T. Not cao cao

I agree with Oac Oac here

>How it is possible to like Shu?
The Novel exist, I doubt anyone actually like Shu historical version.

>Can she be stop
Even Huang Gai is more popular than her, lol.

>How can she like Sun Quan
He's a damn good ruler and fucking rich,user.

His faggotry isn't the only massive thing about him

>He's a damn good ruler and fucking rich,user.
Cao cao is a better ruler with even more money?

>-Wang Yuanji is da best!!!
Reminder that Yuanjidiots are scum.

>Cao Cao is better Ruler
Nope, he's a better leader, not ruler plus he's too old, bishounen is a better choice.

>The Novel exist, I doubt anyone actually like Shu historical version.
People in the west hate Shu just because the novel makes them look way too hypocritical.

don't fight

KANETSUGU
HE'S INVINCIBLE

I think it's just that westerners are more cynical about people who have power/authority in general. Asians will read a story about someone who always talks about righteousness and think how great of a person he is, Europeans will think how much shit does he hide beneath this facade.

We are not that serious about a fiction, the thing about fiction is that you don't dig too deep into it and enjoy what the author serve you.

Oh! You sure know how to bump!

Masamune or Ieyasu

Just look at the characters who got their own taiga drama and you have your answers.

>Naotora
>Gohime
>Chacha

>yukimura
>ieyasu
>kanetsugu
>kansuke

>kansuke
So the game ends after one stage?

Samurai Gomenasai: The Spirit of Sumimasen, Hazukashi Edition

Don't even joke about this.
They've actually talked about it in an interview.

Did Naotora even do anything in real life besides being a female daimyo?

>Marry Lu Lingqi in Empires
>Shack.jpg
>She gives birth to a son
>After that champaign ends Play as our shack baby
>Find his mother in the new champaign
>Shack2.png
>She gives birth to her inbreed son/grandson
What am I doing with my life?

I'm sorry user, but it seems you have the mad shack disease

You're gonna get to a point that you will believe Lu Lingqi is real.

Do nips really like Naotora that much? I don't understand how she got pirority in DOA and All Stars over everyone else. I guess DOA I can understand, but still.

Her entire personality is reduced to being a sniveling submissive waifu so that seems like just the kind of character that Japan loves.

She's been consistently top ten so she's basically on par in personality with Wang Yuanji who also had priority for All Stars.

In popularity*, I mean.

I used to think that Mitsunari's design was the worst thing to happen to the series. Then we got Naotora. I sort of wonder how the series would have gone if they had gone with more female characters closer to Ginchiyo. The Ginchiyo before they added Muneshige, I mean.

MURAMATSU A CUTE!

I just found out she was in (completely forgot the game was even coming out) and she looks fucking adorable. Will we ever get to see her spread her cuteness across the field of battle?

What's her power level?

I think the most important question is was her breast mole real?

>Being a responsible caring mother makes her a "snivelling submissive slut"
What?

I'll spread her legs across the field of battle

Maybe she's dramatically different in SW4-II.
But in vanilla SW4 she was nothing but "GOMENASAI SUMIMASEN GOMENESAI"

They really should consider making a fully fledged Nobunaga 201X game

Samurai Warriors Gundam when?

They already have a line for that.

r e p o r t

Get a load of this dubfag

ATTACK THE COMMANDERY AT PAGE 10 PROVENCE

报!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

关羽过五关斩了六名将士!!!!!!

Goddamn I miss that snarky independent badass woman who didn't need no man.

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>strong
she needs to have strength of will and physical dominance to operate that cooking apparatus
>intelligent
while she is wearing a cooking apron to prevent any and all grease, sauces and food products from hitting her body, she has obviously chosen to not wear clothes to seduce the viewer of this image as she wants to bear their child, wearing an outfit such as this will result in a happy and healthy baby

What should I name them /eagg/?

Derrick
Ivan
Conrad
Karl
Sam
Quincy
Ulrich
Alan
Darrel

>Kevin

Muhammad
Ahmed
Salman
Abdul
Salmar
Mehmet
Tushwan

>Vigo

This would work well for xtreme legends that had the nanman skin for bodyguards.

Bane
CIA
Masketta Man
Hired Gun
Wreckage Brother
Hothead
Fire Rises
Bravo Nolan

I'm sure we can reach a compromise.

Call the second abdul Abdouble

So what's the squad gonna be called?

I just named it /eagg/

I didn't realise that happened but might as well now.

I'm actually scared of peons in this game.

So who won the war?

Dongposters or Shackposters?

Shackposters have retreated to entrenched positions after Koei allied itself with Dongposters. Both sides now stare at each other with only small skirmished between them.

The battle continues.

We must fight Dong user

The only winner so far is Wei Xu.

Lu Meng!?

Don't tell that you've trapped the Guanbabbies in shacks!

What happened to Guan Yinping after Fan castle? I don't think she was playable anymore after that.

I think you kill her in that last Chengdu mission in the Jin story.

hmm....one of the unsolved mysteries starring Robert Stack.....

I think you know.

she was playable in the Xtreme Legends battle of Jing Province

Surely the daughter of the god of war deserves a better shack.

she appears in literally every stage where you fight Shu after liu bei and zhuge liang's death

fucking inbred american mongoloid retards

found the yinping fag

>fucking inbred american mongoloid retards
Someone had a bad day. Who conquered you this time?

Pang Hui happened

Pang "Digging a grave for every Guan" Hui took care of her.

>ywn fight for Wei
>ywn plant crops with Xu Chu and Dian Wei
>ywn dance with Zhang He
>ywn drink and talk about might with Zhang Liao and Xu Huang
>ywn listen to Cai Wenji and Zhenji play music
>ywn make Wang Yi smile
>ywn spar with Cao Ren and Peng De
>ywn bond with Xiahou Yuan
>ywn be praised by Cao Cao and Xiahou Dun
>ywn amuse Cao Pi with your antics
>ywn have Guo Jia whisper in your ears
KILL
ME

guan yu pls

>ywn set fire to Wei troops with your superior naval tactics
>ywn chase Cow Cow so hard he cuts his beard and throws away his cape
>ywn Fire an arrow right into Cow Cow's mouth and delete his front teeth
>ywn single slay over 50 something Wei troops by yourself in Changban

JUST

Holy shit. You CAN'T make this up!

>get out smarted
>m-muh stolen land REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Whatever Wufag, fuck off back to irrelevancy. We'll call you out to play when Hefei, Jing province is involved or something.