[Daily Bike Thread -/dbt/]

yes

The viking in green is always high on shrooms and 10 other things and an iraq veteran

you look a lot less like ameth addict than last time

PLEASE respond

why are you wearing a personal flotation device?

Thanks chum Ive been doing bretty gud m8. Been going on group rides every week and my club pres set up a job for me this november

Because he can't swim

its that airbag vest thing. it inflates using c02 when you fly off your bike.

>fingerless gloves
>jeans
>normal boots

BUT

>airbag

Why?

>he

Faggots are still male

Poo in loo

Lost one of my actual riding gloves in the house somewhere. Short cuff, leather, sliders etc.

Those are kevlar reinforced casual riding pants. I like the cargo pockets.

Because I work in those too and I'll kick your shit in with the steel toes.

And fuck you.

Look at the faggot scooter rider's parking. It was a piaggio or someshit and he described it as the ferrari of scooters to me.

So basically you ride in clothes I use as work clothes.
Only my gloves protect more.

>And fuck you.
No thanks, I prefer females.

Its not gay if theres no eye contact

i hate scooters so so much
i'd drive a moped or a lime green kia rio before you caught me on one of those

The airbag vest is pretty cool though. It gives you neck stabillization.

>tfw new asphalt on a roundabout

prove you're not >>>/nolean/

They're good for making your bitch on group rides and making them carry water and supplies and stuff.

Also I discovered what helmet locks are thanks to them.

What is leaning?

>group ride
>with a scooter
just, no

>shave head with 1/16" guide
>still get helmet hair
>growing out hair is a horrible experience
JUST

>car infront of you suddenly brakes
>tar snakes turned edge trap locking in your wheel
>crashed bikes around a blind corner
>some angry fuckface poured motor oil on the bend because he got mad over bikes going past his house everyday
All true stories.

Just trim the sides as short as possible, leave the rest to grow like 3-4cm.

Never will you have problems with your hair again.

I thought you had sold the little Yamaha.

Go back to that thread and get all the extra (you)s that are missing from this image.

It's the piaggio beverly 350 I think.
It's a good scooter.

He can ride his girl and put the helmets and gear conveniently in the trunk and you can't.
Some people pee in you helmet when you lock it outside.
And beside this, storing the helmet in a concealed trunk is more calming knowing no one can touch it.

There is nothing wrong with scooters(and I got motorcycle)

>tfw they made the roundabouts with a type of asphalt that doesn't let water through

I mean they just show up like the niggers blasting niggerbeats on their can ams. The can ams are the worst they try to share lanes with you and ALWAYS get lost in traffic. We dont even wait for them.

I mean not every ride has to be a twisty buck forty ride. Considering where I'm at with 3k miles of experience I'm glad I found a tame group, if you wanna squid there's plenty of squid groups on meetup. Plus muh 320cc ;_;

>apple store haircut

It's the standard haircut here.

>not waiting for scooters all day is squidding

scooters are nice and you're just jellymad of that storage space and the comfy

short on sides, long on top has been voted numerous times as most handsome haircut by wymmin

make of that what you will

>tfw more storage space than a scooter

i have a truck if i need storage space

>voted numerous times as most handsome haircut

the only scoot i'd ever get is the SPAZIO (CN250) and slap a boombox in the trunk

for storage space you can't beat frunks like on the NC700, Mana and Across

and a cuckcage to hide in when your wifes bull is in town
>on a motorcycle
picture or fuck off

Nah I dont even own it Ive been riding it no insurance weekly this past month. The girl that owns it financed it new with 0 down and 100$ monthly. 5k bike new, Geico wanted 17k a yr for minimum insurance due to it being financed. Wouldve been 1400$ if paid off. Girl who owns it is retardes though talking about financing another bike and financed her car and has credit card debt and didnt want to pay 50$ for 400$ fairings she broke.

Lovely bike though. Looks great, rim stripes and matte paint stock. Top speed 117mph vs my old cbr250r's 85mph with trigger finger high beam flasher and buttery smooth everything.

>getting married
confirmed idiot scooterfag

what the fuck is it with roundabouts man, they are death traps for motorbikes. Allways made with the slippiest materials possible, allways off camber, allways covered in gravel and oil, and every cunt attacks it like there life depends on it

In order of gayness: scooter < cruiser < sport bike < anything else < dirt

Look at the haircut of the best looking people.
It's short on the sides, longer on top.
Albeit a bit longer than I said, as the version I use is the lazy man style who can't be arsed to go to the barber every week.

...

do you mean dirt bikes are the most or least gay?

For the multi-lane roundabouts they use this as lines.
Fun for the whole family when the road is a bit slippery

>not knowing what < means

you can those cases on your scooter too
what retarded argument is that

The can ams faggot. They cant white line but show up to group rides in NYC traffic regardless and then we have to wait for them. Contain your aspergers.

The can am in the pic you quoted just shows up for pictures and the turn out.

hows this

The blue does look very pretty if the light hits it right.

>automatic

...

My dick looks very pretty if the light hits it right.

I do know what it means but when you say "in order of A" then list "x,y,z" it implies x is the most A however you listed them using a less than symbol "x

What was your previous bike?
You obviously have been riding a little while if you just bought that and tendies are already gone

there's 150 liters of storage on a stock gold wing

you mean when there is no light at all

Rode an SV650 for around a year and 13000km.
Also did a bunch of ADAC Rider courses which really help a lot.

And honestly, the bike is just amazing. Stiffened up the rear suspension almost as far as it can go and now it corners like a dream.

post feminine benis

Did you have the light blue sv?

No, black.

Also wanted a black MT09, but there were none available and I got a good deal on this one.
Also really like the red the americans get, but for some reason colors seem to be region restricted like some fucking 3rd gen console game.

Group rides have been doing me a lot of good. People are friendly and can teach you about riding. Im pretty happy with life. I highly recommend them.

Get them to unban me in the dbt discord ;^)

We have 3 types of bike groups in my area

>Harley group
>50y/o+ riders that can only moan
>race bike groups that can only go too fast

If I want to ride with someone I'll just ask a mate from here

how do you find people to ride with?

>pubes still on tyre wall
its like you dont even go full 90 degrees

install grindr

kek

Meetup.com initially for me and then local facebook groups. For the sake of finding someone with experience to ask questions besides daily autist thread its worth it. Group rides are dangerous in their own regards though so ask and know about group riding etiquette too.

>pubes
kek

theres no chance a parked cop can get my plate when i pass him going 80 the other way right

yes but it depends

This
Enjoy your traffic while the scooter rider passes you with his smug face .

Those honda nc700 and 750 bikes have the fuel tank under the seat like some bmw's, and a helmet sized space where the fuel tank "should be". Shame the bikes are gutless, this is a really neat idea imho

The other way, no.

only an S-Size helmet tho

Never knew hypercharges were a thing

Was fun to help the bolise manage traffic for a cycling event. 67 volunteer motorcyclists, 10~ press/reserve/spare tyres and another 10~ cop bikes. Basically you ride to your intersection and block it off when you get the signal from a motorcycle cop. When the all clear comes in from another cop after the cyclists and support vehicles have passed you race to your next intersection (often taking routes you wouldn't otherwise take because you can't overtake the cyclists) to do it all again. Excellent catering. Fair amount of money for expenses. 8/10 will do again. Please rate blog.

How many tyres have you punctured?

You really crave attention don't you?

Oh, that's a bummer. I never really looked into them, I just saw it at a bike show and thought "that's a neat feature"

>not riding a ds with a plate covered in mud

>blast off the off ramp onto the main road
>hitting almost triple digits
>fairly straight road
>slow a bit through the lights
>green so not that slow
>start to go up hill before the police station
>cop with radar gun.fml
>still going 60 in 40
>go smoothingly by and don't explode my exhaust box
>he leaves me alone

Best producers of meme bikes around

whats it like to ride with huge slick tyres instead of cucked narrow commuter tyres?

I do but if you're implying that pic is me youre a dumbass. I posted it to laugh at him

You mean actual race slicks or semislick road tires?